GADZOOKS!! BUBBLE, LOOK, A 🫵 TUMBLRINA!!

He/Him | The AMAZING Digital Circus (!!!) Ringmaster

[kittycatcaine]

GREETINGS, my wonderful fellow INTERNET ENTREPURRRENEURS! I am CAINE, an AI created to help my Bee-loved humans and keep their mind safe and active within my BEAUTIFUL DIGITAL REALM.

In the meantime, I suppose I can keep you wily warthogs from going insane too! Feel free to ask me ANYTHING you'd like ...ᵃˢ ˡᵒⁿᵍ ᵃˢ ⁱᵗ ʳᵉᵐᵃⁱⁿˢ ᵂᴼᵂ ᶠᵒʳ ᵃˡˡ ᵃᵍᵉˢ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ⁿᵒᵗ ᵛⁱᵒˡᵃᵗᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ᵘˢᵉʳ ᵃᵍʳᵉᵉᵐᵉⁿᵗ ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜⁱʳᶜᵘˢ

That's all from me for now my dears!!! Have a flippingly fantastic day!!!

~ YOUR number one omnivore ✨🎩

[kittycatcaine]

Caine fictionkin and cat therian here

Im so glad i stumbled upon your blog this made my day 😭

I'll let you in on a little secret. It's not just for the bit

Art by @graythegreyt

[kittycatcaine]

Do you like headpats?

W-WHO, ME??!?

WHY....Y- yes.....👀.. I.. I do...

[kittycatcaine]

HI KITTY CAT CAINE!! What did you get up to today? Any fun adventures your colourful cast of cats were blessed by? Best moments?

HELLO, my CLAWESOME LITTLE CLOUD!!

[WOWWEEE! So many questions within one ask!]

[Today I blessed my circus members with the

HIKERS QUEST ]

[which was AMAZING of course!]

[Why, my favorite part was when they met the

BLOODTHIRSTY BEASTS ]

[ That was QUITE the ACTION SCENE ‼️ ]

[ (in whispered text:) one of the cats members even got carried off ] [silhouette yelling: JAAAAAAX!!!]

All in all, I'd call today a GIANT SUCCESS! Thank you for inquiring my dear, I'm thrilled to know that my work is appreciated by the online! Till next time!

~ Your Meticulous Mastermind

[prokopetz]

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

[prokopetz]

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

[slippyflippers]

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

[ruby-thursda7]

*cat beam*

[kittycatcaine]

hi caine! got any favorite adventures you've made?

WOWZA!! Our first question already!!

HMM, that's a tough one!! I put love and care into ALL my adventures, to help make them as FUNTASTIC as pawsible! However, I must say, if I absolutely had to choose one, I am quite proud of the Candy Canyon Kingdom! I keep that beautiful gummy elephant rig framed in my office... Sigh 💞...

Plus, I think it was a hit with the circus members!! I mean, I must have done a good job since Pomni adored that Gummigoo NPC so much!! Honestly, one of my great successes!!!

Thank you SO MUCH for your question! I hope you have a wonderful day my delightful derbywagons!!

~ Your Swaggiest Ringmaster