Okay so for clarification about the vampire girl:
The first thing you need to know about girl scout camp is that it's a buckwild experience. It's where all the weird girls & weird haven't-yet-figured-out-they're-not-girls-yet go. There's at max 3 cis dudes on the whole property at any given time and one of them is a groundskeeper with a beard to rival the yeti.
So I'm a kid and I've been shipped off to girl scout camp once again, and I'm ready to have a good time! This is the only place where I can meet people who as just as weird as me.
However. This year. I have met the Queen of Weird. She is nearly a foot taller than me, has long, red, curly hair, and is utterly convinced she's a vampire. We are to be bunkmates in the same cabin.
She snuck out of the cabin at night. She told stories of her killing random people on the street. She had a really weird relationship with her mother. She bit my fucking hand.
But the crown fucking jewel - the reason why I have lifelong beef with her instead of her just fading into the background radiation of the crazy that is girl scout camp - is because she STOLE MY FUCKING BOOK.
IT WAS BRAND NEW. IT WAS HARDBACK. IT HAD A NOTE ON THE INSIDE COVER FROM MY MOM TELLING ME TO HAVE A GOOD TIME AT CAMP. AND SHE FUCKING STOLE IT ON THE LAST DAY OF CAMP AND FUCKING LEFT WITH IT. I NEVER GOT IT BACK.
So yeah, it's been over a decade and I've never forgiven vampire girl.
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