They thought they could stop a demon I'm back

Pest. Man. Adult. Tired. Previous dogboy of two varieties. Pfp by cometshift :] he/it

[taiqe]

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[write-with-will]

It’s okay to say ‘bitch me too’ even if I’ve never seen you before in my life dude

[whatonearthisgoingon]

everyone can say bitch me too

moots

followers

moots-in-law

strangers

even enemies

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

[mettaton]

happy pride month 🏳️‍⚧️

[pjackk]

Ok kicked from my dnd group again cuz they want to spend all day doi g stupid shit pod cast shit all day like fucking the elf or the animal when im trying so hard and putting so much emotional effort into making sure we have food do eat its a world of evil so its very easy to becoming a starving person and the dungeoneer doesnt even have rules for how to make my type of food so its not imersive whaysoever yup just keep smothering that elf cock

[chui--3]

I'm replaying Lobotomy Corporation for the third time already.

New playthroughs mean new nuggets.

This one is called Hero. Ironic. Because he looks scared 24/7

The original sprite under the cut

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[10001gecs]

😭

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[niraves]

[twelverriver]

[segamascott]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

“don’t be silly” no i think i will be, thanks

[donutboxers]

i have never felt "not queer" i never had a full awakening or a realization i wasn't straight or cis, even as a toddler i was called a tomboy and felt different from my girl classmates. i always wanted to dress more masculine, i always felt attraction to girls more, i don't think i ever had to come out to myself, only ever others you are not less queer if you didn't feel this. you are not less queer if it's taken you 30, 40, 50, 60,70+ years to figure this out or "feel it"

everyone deserves to be who they are.

[half-gobbled-piece-of-toast]

“I ain’t reading all that” your brain is rotting and shrinking

[springsgreenleaves]

Yes, but also, I am begging you on bended knee, paragraph breaks.

[the-haiku-bot]

Yes, but also, I

am begging you on bended

knee, paragraph breaks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[backstreets-butcher]

I call this one “that’s a lot of roaches”.

[glxtter-moved-deactivated202001]

[narutoheritageposts]

june 1, 2019