moved to kittymittenz (1 z) :3

i dont post here my main account is @kittymittenz !! this is where i follow/like from!!!!!

[kittymittenzz]

hiii this is my base account but i started using my sideblog and now thats become my main and i cant change it. if i like your post or follow you pretend its from @kittymittenz :3

[aroaceundynestuff-deactivated20]

Can't wait for a couple of years in the future when we're all making jokes about the bug race that is gonna be so hard for new users to understand

[holybeings]

an ornithologist pointed a microphone at a bird sitting alone on a wire and caught the sound of the bird singing a song at a decibel so low that it would be impossible for another bird to hear it, meaning the bird was singing quietly to itself I love life

[raspberryripley]

[should-they-be-emancipated]

Should Y/N be emancipated?

Yes

No, I can't take care of myself

No, I'll be fine

Who am I?

Voting ended onJan 27, 2025

Reason:

They sold you to One Direction

[jam2go]

if you're ever struggling to come up with a melody, just get a siamese cat

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable

[lampfan911-deactivated20250622]

This is what it was like

[boyfriendtvcom]

You've been randomly selected by the government to fight space aliens. Spin this wheel twice to see the two weird/niche superpowers assigned to you!

How fucked are you?

I'm dead immediately

I'm fighting for my life

I might be able to survive...

I'll be fine

I'm doing good!

I'm kicking ASS

Overpowered & unstoppable

Voting ended onJan 20, 2025

Interpret your results any way you like!

Inspiration from @miggylol

[magicalgrldropout-deactivated20]

[heroicallynude]

My two yr old is looking through a book about prehistoric art and she saw a picture of those cave painting of hands and she held up her own and said "hand!" And I gotta be honest. That hit

[seobot]

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[crunchbuttsteak]

[imnotrevealingmyname]

You can only reblog this on the 3st of January

[official-lucifers-child]

the 3st huh?

[handbagman]

how do you draw wet hair

[b0nkcreat]

okkay. i was going to make an actual tutorial thing to help u but i frogot what i was doing so i drew the most pathetic little wet cat beast imaginable. on accident. so sorry

they pourt wader on him

[stitchthisfiona]

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle

[maxterian]

[azzandra]

In Romanian the verb "a toarce" means both "to purr" and "to spin wool".

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[psychotic-gerard]

give it up for girls with vaginas and boys with penises

[psychotic-gerard]

pause i forgot cis people exist this was intended as a celebration of bottom surgery

[glitterbombedshadow]

The goat will be burned on the last day of December to symbolize my burning desire for grilled cheese

[psychotic-gerard]

are you sure you're in the right house

[kushblazer666]

[kushblazer666]

i just went to play this video and it made me click a box saying i wasnt gonna kill myself and then it gave me a 15 second ad for granola bars