The One And Only Shadow Cat

[pencilscratchins]

my blog has quickly become a bobby drake roast-a-thon but im cool with that

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Hanukkah Prompts - Day One

Family

@hanukkahprompts

[namor-suggestion]

I once watched Pietro run straight into window.

[quicksilversuggestions]

Only once?

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Just go through it dumbass

[lesbianillyana]

*kitty pryde voice* i love my 5 moms

[lesbianillyana]

*kitty pryde voice* and my 3 dads

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I miss my Cat.

[illyanaposting]

i miss my kitty

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Wow babe didn’t know you were a furry

[quicksilversuggestions]

Kitty pride is a fashion icon

[kittyprydesuggestion]

You’re right!

[magiksuggest]

No offence but Katherine Pryde… she… the loml…

[kittyprydesuggestion]

No offense but Illyana Rasputin... her... the exgf

[quicksilversuggestions]

I may be the only one championing Mutant-Atlantean Solidarity, but I’m still doing it

[wandasuggestion]

Isn’t Namor already mutant-atlantean solidarity

[kittyprydesuggestion]

By championing he means

You know ;)

[magiksuggest]

All of the gay professor memes are about prof x

[magiksuggest]

Imagine if your professor came into class and said okay wig sis respect humans

[lordofthefuckingwasteland]

Vote T’ Take ‘Way Hank’s Mutant Name an’ Give t’ Me

Nerd hasn’t ripped a man’s face off ‘n eaten it inna coon’s age….

[howlettsuggest]

Whaddya think we should call ‘im then?

[hank-mccoy-suggestions]

I will decide

[lordofthefuckingwasteland]

Pocket protector

Chem Teacher

A Fuckin’ Nerd

[hank-mccoy-suggestions]

Yes I am a nerd ! So what ?!

[lordofthefuckingwasteland]

’M more a fukkin’ beast than yall is

[hank-mccoy-suggestions]

Agreed but I have the sole rights to my name

[lordofthefuckingwasteland]

Thats why we’s gon’ vote

[hank-mccoy-suggestions]

No

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I vote for Wrex.

[hank-mccoy-suggestions]

No one asked you…

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Magneto outranks you because he’s banging your boss

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

I’m still technically homeless.

[professorxsuggestion]

You know you’re always welcome at the Institite, Erik.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Through your Bedroom Window or do I have Permission to use the Frontdoor again?

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Fellas

[professorxsuggestion]

@magneto-suggestion when you come over for chess this evening could you come in through my bedroom window? Some of the faculty are feeling negatively towards you at the moment, and it might be simpler if they don’t see you. Simply to avoid unnecessary conflict, you understand.

[magneto-suggestion-blog]

Unnecessary Conflict you say?

[professorxsuggestion]

No, I didn’t say that, Siri misheard me.  I said… unnecessary… honey-flick.  Some of the students have taken to flicking honey at people who irritate them and I know how difficult it is to get sticky things off of your cape.

[illyanaposting]

none of us do that

[professorxsuggestion]

Yes you do.

[kittyprydesuggestion]

We do now Illyana

[nycc]

[taliawagnersuggestion]

I flew into a goose. I looked down for a second and flew headfirst into a goose going the opposite way.

[vivsuggestion]

Go through it next time

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No????

[vivsuggestion]

You can’t manipulate your body mass and density to become intangible at will?

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No but that sounds sick

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Is

[taliawagnersuggestion]

Kitty! Hi! And I wish I could but all I have is the wings :/

[kittyprydesuggestion]

And a retractable prehensile tail and hex bolts and body possession and wall clinging and superior agility and night vision and shadow-camouflage and guitar

[taliawagnersuggestion]

Oh. Right.

The guitar and tail are probably my favorites

[kittyprydesuggestion]

You’re so fucking cool TJ

[taliawagnersuggestion]

I flew into a goose. I looked down for a second and flew headfirst into a goose going the opposite way.

[vivsuggestion]

Go through it next time

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No????

[vivsuggestion]

You can’t manipulate your body mass and density to become intangible at will?

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No but that sounds sick

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Is

[taliawagnersuggestion]

Kitty! Hi! And I wish I could but all I have is the wings :/

[kittyprydesuggestion]

And a retractable prehensile tail and hex bolts and body possession and wall clinging and superior agility and night vision and shadow-camouflage and guitar

[taliawagnersuggestion]

I flew into a goose. I looked down for a second and flew headfirst into a goose going the opposite way.

[vivsuggestion]

Go through it next time

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No????

[vivsuggestion]

You can’t manipulate your body mass and density to become intangible at will?

[taliawagnersuggestion]

No but that sounds sick

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Is

[quicksilversuggestions]

could we dig up torch and rebuild him 

[kittyprydesuggestion]

Light vision on fire same thing