A bunch of totally incorrect quotes

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McCullum: Jonathan is so annoying

Jonathan, 0.02 seconds later: I heard you were talking shit about me?!

McCullum: WTF?!?!

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McCullum: It's not very hard to find you, Jonathan, just follow the trail of dead rats

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Jonathan: MY GOD, what are all these dead bodies doing here?!

Geoffrey: [nudges one with his foot] Honestly, not much.

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Jonathan: Earth may be flat but my ass isn't.

Geoffrey: You. I'll kill you.

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Geoffrey: Bring me a coffee, leech.

Geoffrey: Get a move on!

Jonathan: Funny...last night you told me to go slower.

[Edgar chokes on his coffee in the background]

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Vampyr + Troubled Birds pt. 4

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Vampyr + Troubled Birds pt. 3

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Vampyr + Troubled Birds

Bonus:

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Jonathan: London is in under a vampire plague, you become a vampire who is despised from church and you past is really bad but…

You always believe that everything is going to work out. How do you do it?

Sean: “Well, I’ll tell you my secret, sir. I lie to myself. Every evening, when I wake up, I say everything’s going to be okay,

but I’m lying, and I don’t know how much longer I can do it.

Sean:- Almost crying but he stopped himself-

Sean: Have a swell night, doctor!”

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I suck at apologies so… unfuck you or whatever

GEOFFREY MCCULLUM, AFTER FINDING OUT THAT JONATHAN REID SAVED LONDON ENDING THE DISASTER

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Elisabeth Asbury:Here is my wall of inspirational women.

Charlotte Ashbury:Is that a picture of you?

Elisabeth Ashbury:I'm big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.

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Jonathan Reid: Okay, McCullum. If I were the last man on Earth, would you date me then?

Geoffrey McCullum: If you were the last man, I wouldn't exist.

Jonathan Reid:

Jonathan Reid: Fuck.

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Elizabeth Ashbury: If you see Edgar, please give him this face.

Elizabeth Ashbury: -makes face-

Elizabeth Ashbury: He’ll know what it means

Jonathan Reid: Oh speaking of, Elizabeth wanted me to give you a message

Jonathan Reid: -makes face-

Edgar Swansea: -sighs- The neutral face of displeasure

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Edgar Swansea:  I have bad news. *takes off glasses*

Pembroke patient: …

Edgar Swansea : Actually, I need these to read the form. *puts them back on*

Edgar Swansea : You have the Spanish Influenza

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Aloysius Dawson : Omg, I’m literally dying

Jonathan Reid: Good.

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McCullum: The only thing we have to fear is fear itself…

McCullum: And leeches. Those little bastards’ll get cha

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Thoreau Strickland: I have a science headcanon.

Waverly Ackroyd: Can you just say you have a hypothesis like a normal person.

Thoreau Strickland: So my science headcanon is…