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an average guy on a site with you lameos~ ask me anything (´∀\ )

[kittytank16]

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{TIME TO GET SILLAYY}

{hi! its goose and i haven't done an ask blog before so I'm learning as we go along. ground rules! > look at my bio before interacting, especially the dni section. that's where my main is as well o(￣▽￣)ブ}

{going off the dni! don't be weird. it says right there i’m a minor. we’re keeping this at the max of teenage humor raunchy jokes (like canon animanga level) but i’ll shut them down if they go too far. i don't know shit about shipping or romantic relationships either so i’d rather keep any asks of that nature to a minimum. i dont mind character asks as long as it makes sense i guess? feel free to draw something when sending asks as well!

{more is explained on this intro post -> Ψ and i’d recommend you check it out!!}

{main tags are all gonna be tagged on this post for navigation, but characters’ first names will be tagged as well ^_^ ~★}

[kittytank16]

As an inventor, you work with your hands a lot right? Does that make it difficult to wear false nails/nail polish?

(´ ∀ \ ): "unfortunately i didn't understand the importance of dressing the part when i was younger. it's quite embarrassing to look through pictures of myself during my earlier teen years."

(；⌣̀_\ ): "my only thought being, 'damn bitch you looked like this?'"

(´▽\ ): "anyways, kumega is usually all the help I need. we're quite a competent team."

(￢_￢ ): ...

[kittytank16]

{mod here! i had school.}

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[kittytank16]

if kumega says ctlr alt delete out loud does he explode

(¬_¬ ): ‘ha ha. you know, that's almost just as funny as when kuusuke reprogrammed my voice box to only be able to say “good grief“ in different inflections.’

(T_T ): ‘probably as a round about way to get back at kusuo for destroying me... as kusuo has probably said before, genius really is just a hairbreadth away from idiocy.’ 

[kittytank16]

Okay, I’ve got one!

The manga says that Kusuomega likes coffee jelly, but can he actually eat it? Or is he simply programmed to follow anyone around who has some?

(´ ∀\ ): “he is stocked with a terrifying amount of explosives! still, much less hazardous than the original.”

(￣▽\ ): “the one time i was invited to the pentagon, i wasn't allowed to bring him in! so naturally, i just snuck him through a window.”

(^ᗢ\ ): “he also carries a ton of important documents on him~ so you could say he’s a giant flash drive as well as an alexa.”

[kittytank16]

Dr. Saiki, I have to know. It seems like you really like cats, does that mean you have/had one? I know your mother is allergic, but did you get one when you left home? And if you did, can I see it?

(─‿‿\ ): “doesnt mean i wont stop by a shelter or cat cafe if im in the area of course.~”

[kittytank16]

Sooo, I'm curious! Was there any specific reason behind Warp's name, or did you pick it just because it sounds good?

(￣ω\ ): “yep. warp speed...”

(‘ =ω\ ): "i thought it was funny at first but i think its time to patch that."

[kittytank16]

so is kuumega a robot of your brother? whyd ya build him? just to play games w him or somn?

(^_\ ): "i made kumega for the purpose of messing with my brother. but that resulted in kumega only being around for a much shorter amount of time than it took to create him...”

(￣ω\ ): "it probably would have stayed that way if kusuo didn't bring his mangled body back to me. probably as some sort of power move since it was in the middle of the night."

[kittytank16]

kuusuke! you seem like a pretty busy guy, but what do you like to do in your downtime? got any hobbies you'd be willing to share?

[kittytank16]

(¬_¬ ): ‘he was firing fireworks directly at kusuo like some kind of fucked up wizard and one bounced comically off the side of the house and nailed him in the face’

(T_T ): ‘he thinks the scar is embarrassing, but he wasn't lying about thinking his hairs cool.’

[kittytank16]

could you perhaps give kusuomega an empty paper towel roll and let him do whatever the fuck he wants with it? He deserves it,

… (￢_\ ) ヽ(T_T) …

(¯ ∀\ ): “anyways. short answer, online chess.”

(눈_\ ): “long answer. whatever’s going to beat him. in the past, he had a habit of stealing game pieces when i wasn't looking.”

(° ◡\ ): “that INCLUDED blinking.”

╮(´д \ ): “whenever i pointed it out he’d give me one of those 'i don't know what you're talking about' faces. you know the one. the smug bastard. i could never find the pieces afterwards either… it burned through my allowance quite quickly.”

(¯ ∀\ ): “i’m not picky with what type of online game to be honest, as long as he can’t get his hands on the power source of my device.”

(u_\ ): “is it really too much to ask for to have a fair and fun game that’ll actually reach a satisfying conclusion? just a simple game where he’ll may or may not have to counter program a hack that moves the worst chess pieces for him while thinking of moves simultaneously.”

[kittytank16]

what's your favorite board game to play with kusuo?

[kittytank16]

(°ㅂ\ 💢) : “kusuo kusuo kusuo... is that the only thing you guys know to ask about...?”

( ¬益\ ): “i get that he had his own manga and tv show but come ON.”

( `д\ ): “KUMEGA STOP MAKING THAT FACE.”

(￢.￢’): ...

[kittytank16]

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hi everyone! i’ll be dropping by for a bit to stave off my boredom so come entertain me for a while~ at least until kusuo finds my new eight legged robotic surprise i made for him but that's none of your concern. ask me anything!

{hi! i have no idea where this is gonna end up or how long this is gonna go for. im just planning on doing some improv and have the tiniest bit of story to go along with this when things slow down. Kusuomega’s here, Warp makes appearances somehow despite being continents away (you know how cats are), and the man the myth the legend Kusuo’s gonna pop by. this’ll all take place after the series, so hit me (him) with everything you got!}

{ALSO, elephant in the room. it’s kuusuke... im toning that weird brother shit all the way down to something normal (as normal as these two can get). hes one of asou’s characters that got handled like shit but at the same time, he’s a very interesting character and i want to have some fun with that! don’t send weird asks or ill beat you over the head with one of his many wrenches.}