#kumega

[kittytank16]

As an inventor, you work with your hands a lot right? Does that make it difficult to wear false nails/nail polish?

(´ ∀ \ ): "unfortunately i didn't understand the importance of dressing the part when i was younger. it's quite embarrassing to look through pictures of myself during my earlier teen years."

(；⌣̀_\ ): "my only thought being, 'damn bitch you looked like this?'"

(´▽\ ): "anyways, kumega is usually all the help I need. we're quite a competent team."

(￢_￢ ): ...

[kittytank16]

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hi everyone! i’ll be dropping by for a bit to stave off my boredom so come entertain me for a while~ at least until kusuo finds my new eight legged robotic surprise i made for him but that's none of your concern. ask me anything!

{hi! i have no idea where this is gonna end up or how long this is gonna go for. im just planning on doing some improv and have the tiniest bit of story to go along with this when things slow down. Kusuomega’s here, Warp makes appearances somehow despite being continents away (you know how cats are), and the man the myth the legend Kusuo’s gonna pop by. this’ll all take place after the series, so hit me (him) with everything you got!}

{ALSO, elephant in the room. it’s kuusuke... im toning that weird brother shit all the way down to something normal (as normal as these two can get). hes one of asou’s characters that got handled like shit but at the same time, he’s a very interesting character and i want to have some fun with that! don’t send weird asks or ill beat you over the head with one of his many wrenches.}

[kittytank16]

Okay, I’ve got one!

The manga says that Kusuomega likes coffee jelly, but can he actually eat it? Or is he simply programmed to follow anyone around who has some?

(´ ∀\ ): “he is stocked with a terrifying amount of explosives! still, much less hazardous than the original.”

(￣▽\ ): “the one time i was invited to the pentagon, i wasn't allowed to bring him in! so naturally, i just snuck him through a window.”

(^ᗢ\ ): “he also carries a ton of important documents on him~ so you could say he’s a giant flash drive as well as an alexa.”

[kittytank16]

Dr. Saiki, I have to know. It seems like you really like cats, does that mean you have/had one? I know your mother is allergic, but did you get one when you left home? And if you did, can I see it?

(─‿‿\ ): “doesnt mean i wont stop by a shelter or cat cafe if im in the area of course.~”

[kittytank16]

if kumega says ctlr alt delete out loud does he explode

(¬_¬ ): ‘ha ha. you know, that's almost just as funny as when kuusuke reprogrammed my voice box to only be able to say “good grief“ in different inflections.’

(T_T ): ‘probably as a round about way to get back at kusuo for destroying me... as kusuo has probably said before, genius really is just a hairbreadth away from idiocy.’ 

[kittytank16]

what's your favorite board game to play with kusuo?

[kittytank16]

(¬_¬ ): ‘he was firing fireworks directly at kusuo like some kind of fucked up wizard and one bounced comically off the side of the house and nailed him in the face’

(T_T ): ‘he thinks the scar is embarrassing, but he wasn't lying about thinking his hairs cool.’

[kittytank16]

so is kuumega a robot of your brother? whyd ya build him? just to play games w him or somn?

(^_\ ): "i made kumega for the purpose of messing with my brother. but that resulted in kumega only being around for a much shorter amount of time than it took to create him...”

(￣ω\ ): "it probably would have stayed that way if kusuo didn't bring his mangled body back to me. probably as some sort of power move since it was in the middle of the night."