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new years eve is my favorite holiday like let’s go out and get drunk and dance or stay in and watch tv all to celebrate another year we didn’t kill ourselves. i love you.

darkcomedies

here’s a holiday that gives you an excuse to ritualistically rewatch when harry met sally 1989. genuinely so awesome.

#this is what i've been SAYINGGGGGG

chickenssssoup

Roll for 3 ingredients. Could you make a meal out of these?

Yes, quite easily!

Theoretically...

I can't think of what I could make my ingredients into :/

Absolutely vile ingredient choices!

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

Rules: You MUST use all 3 ingredients in the dish, but may use any additional ingredients not listed to complete it. The dish may be established (apple pie) or something of your own creation.

#pilaf grape and quinoa #i sense a fruit/grain salad in my future...

smallpwbbles

#SHUT!!! the fuck up 💖#tadc

fucxingcuties

#me in the bakery when the timers are going off and i have to fold my bread and the flour guy comes. and it's only 5am. if you even care.

thequantumranger

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

#THEEEEEE scooby doo movie of all time if i must say.....#i watched this a lot growing up #i remember my parents were having a party and i was watching it in their bedroom

death-the-faggot

i love hyperfixating and making 1000000000 text posts

#AS YOU SHOULDDDDDD #and you're right #soul eater

slut-jpeg

snoopy image of the day

#wow he's literally me from yesterday

sailermoon

horrible women named “edfinancial services” keep messaging me

#nothing makes me wanna die more than when i get an email from them 😭😭 like bro read the fucking room

six-tooth

I love a girl who can be both

#i often repeat “I LOVE WHEN IT'S LOCKED!!” from the mildenhall manor ep. in her honor <3 #tadc

ruby-thursda7

sillies

#i love how these look in your style!#tadc

qrbits

welcome to death cafe!

merch shop | youtube

#ugh these look so tasty lowkey...#also blair i see you #soul eater

sylferino

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

#i think about this every time i leave the house #“that'll be thirty dollars” *low honor bell chimes*

chronurgy

You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character

#😭😭😭#the only thing getting me through sometimes

juneebugs

#me but with fanfic. don't worry kittens it's coming just... be patient

solitairians

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

#me getting back into shit i was only listening to in middle school/early aughts of hs #there's crack in it

sa-x

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died

#britney yeah gif

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