nolite te bastardes carborundorum

-everyone says my real name wrong -bright eyes is my favorite band -america was never great -obsessed with chaos walking -slytherin -scorpio -INFJ

[wovi]

[darkcomedies]

new years eve is my favorite holiday like let’s go out and get drunk and dance or stay in and watch tv all to celebrate another year we didn’t kill ourselves. i love you.

[darkcomedies]

here’s a holiday that gives you an excuse to ritualistically rewatch when harry met sally 1989. genuinely so awesome.

[chickenssssoup]

Roll for 3 ingredients. Could you make a meal out of these?

Yes, quite easily!

Theoretically...

I can't think of what I could make my ingredients into :/

Absolutely vile ingredient choices!

Voting ended onDec 18, 2025

Rules: You MUST use all 3 ingredients in the dish, but may use any additional ingredients not listed to complete it. The dish may be established (apple pie) or something of your own creation.

Random Ingredient Generator

[smallpwbbles]

[fucxingcuties]

[thequantumranger]

Scooby-Doo on Zombie Island (1998)

[death-the-faggot]

i love hyperfixating and making 1000000000 text posts

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[sailermoon]

horrible women named “edfinancial services” keep messaging me

[six-tooth]

I love a girl who can be both

[ruby-thursda7]

sillies

[qrbits]

welcome to death cafe!

merch shop | youtube

[sylferino]

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

[chronurgy]

You should be allowed to leave work if you need to go home and think about the character

[juneebugs]

[solitairians]

listening to an album you used to love but overplayed for yourself after a really long time after the overplayedness has worn off and it sounds like it's supposed to again is the closest to being in heaven you can get during your mortal life i think

[sa-x]

how it feels remembering charlie kirk got shot through the neck and died