i do what i can't and cant what i'd done

Abstract: bianca, 27, any pronouns. en, pt, jp OK

[sylferino]

I know we're not supposed to say this but I bet it feels good as fuck to chew on your leg as an animal in captivity

[armengoldira]

[honorculture]

[necromancelena]

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[minna-nakayoku]

i too hungry the. icecream

[minna-nakayoku]

[minna-nakayoku]

HAHSTAG MUTT HASHTAG DUMB MUTT ?

[notahorseindisguise]

"its a living" <- guy who has a job it hates

"its'a living!' <- dr mario frankenstein

[junk-thunder]

me: ok ok sorry, i promise i'll stop coming up with weird euphemisms for hitting the weed pen

me 5 minutes later: yall mind if i go ruin christmas?

[cryptotheism]

Ponder like an uncle but post with a nephews spirit

[arturia-giallo]

雑 + ミュルホル by ZZZ [Twitter/X] ※Illustration shared with permission from the artist. If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source.

[onecells]

YOU🫵'RE 🫵 NE->XT.!! moTHERFUCKER!!!!

GET LOVED!!!!!!!!!!

[parkchanwoohoo]

[thisisdaddyspage]

Daddy, can you count to one million?

1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 201 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 No

[liliumamor]

てまみす ※If you like this artwork please support the artist by visiting the source!

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[creepymutelilbugger]

a puff of truthweed will have your breath carry only the undeniable

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[rolameny]

"none of these words are in the bible" you don't know that. we don't know for sure what every hapax legomenon strictly translates to. maybe "קִפוֹז" means "klance foot kink pwp." you don't know that.