[kjapayo]

text → cole

Cole: Charlie called him Dada today so i'm getting used to the fact that he's the preferred twin.

Cole: Completely unreal. It still feels completely insane.

KJ: I just wanted to make you jealous which didn't work so WOW. Maybe he should be my preferred twin.

KJ: It is. It gets more insane each year.

[kjapayo]

itschristophrwood​:

That’s definitely a win, especially to have your hair. You’d make a gorgeous girl, I’m sure of it. I can imagine. I think I will gladly take the workout the little guy will give me though so I’ll look forward to it. Excited for Thanksgiving?

Mostly just my hair color, she has the curls from her mum but I’ll take it. She may not be the most present mum, but I’m happy Lu looks like her. I dunno about that, mate. I’m not sure this jawline is very fermine, I’d be an ugly girl. It was pretty good! Spent it with Ari and Lulu, which is perfect in my eyes. How was your first with your boy?

[kjapayo]

theescapelenz​:

Is it working?  I think kid and animal pouts always get us going, I know I always give in when my dog pouts.  

I am not quite sure yet.  Trying to figure that out with my boyfriend right now as we speak.

It’s definitely working, it’ll always works. Trust. There’s just something about them, they have like a superpower behind them. 

[kjapayo]

text →  ari

Ari: Me as a Pokemon turns you on? You're such a freak for me, KJ.. I like it a lot. What powers would you see me having?

Ari: You earn them all the time. Us having a perfect Thanksgiving makes me want to reward you again.

KJ: Weirdly, yes. See, it's not the powers. But I'm just picturing you in like a sexy pikachu costume or something.

KJ: I love you, princess.

[kjapayo]

trulyari​:

Which is even worse because you know how much I love to see you in action with your work, Babe. Getting to watch from behind the scenes, no wonder I practically maul you once you’re done for the day. How competitive do you think we could get against each other? Oh, don’t worry about them. Just casual things like childhood KJ and the teen years. That’s what I like to hear. I made sure the lyrics were as to the point as possible just for you. 

I know you do. Whenever you’re on set with me, it just makes me work ten times harder in those scenes because I wanna make you proud. It’s because of all the shirtless scenes and the jealousy from having to watch me make out with the other girls on the show, right? I think it could get pretty competitive and intense, but in the best way. No, no. There are things you shouldn’t hear until our 50th wedding anniversary. 

[fvrgedsecrets]

I’ve heard comments on how I’m forty and still haven’t settled down and I just shake my head. I don’t want to get married just for the hell of it you know? I haven’t even gone on a date in forever but it’s hard to find someone you can trust when you’re in movies. Maybe it’s just me. Anyway, you can catch me on your screens if you have HBO Max on Christmas Day since they’re releasing the new Wonder Woman. I’m Chris, the one with a last name like a tree. @hwoodescapestart​ 

[kjapayo]

Sometimes you find the person when you’re least expecting it. Weirdly enough, I get the opposite since I’m 23 with a two year old and talking about marrying and starting a family with my girlfriend so I get told I’m too young. Why do people care about our lives so much? I’m KJ, nice to meet you, mate.

[kjapayo]

escapereinhart​:

I blame the mommy brain - can I blame the mommy brain forever? That’ll get me out of so many uh-oh moments. You think I’ll have influence over Ariana? I mean..I’ll try..

No, no. No you cannot. It doesn’t work like that. You absolutely do! It’s the girl power thing, you always have the influence.

I think I cried at least twice today.

[kjapayo]

text → cole

Cole: Not in the slightest.

KJ: Rude. That's so rude.

KJ: DUDE CHARLIE IS A YEAR OLD. How does it feel?

[kjapayo]

escapejordan​:

I’ll make sure to keep myself very free for the next few weeks because I definitely don’t want to miss out on this exclusive experience.

I’m sure one will be coming up soon, so be on the lookout for the invite. And prepare yourself for the prettiest tutu you’ve ever seen.

[kjapayo]

texting -- kaje.

Lili: No, I think it would've been sweet. You would've gotten a lot of laughs.

KJ: You're just biased, not everyone else in that crowd was. Though they should be, I'm awesome.

[kjapayo]

itschristophrwood​:

Oh I know. It’s impossible to resist. I do wonder if he’s going to look like me or Mel. Right now he looks like a mix but either way will be great. Thanks man, I think I’ll definitely be coming for you for some tips. Right now I’m just trying to get some sleep when I can since it’s few and far in between.

Lulu is her mum completely, but she’s got my hair and my nose so I call that a win. Plus, I’m not sure I’d make a pretty girl so it’s probably a good thing. Enjoy the baby stage though. It’s the best. They genuinely just get more exhausting the more mobile they get.

[kjapayo]

trulyari​:

I’m battling the struggle of not putting my hands on you as we speak right now, Babe. I’ve had so much energy since dropping the last video that I wanna take it all out on you. No offense to other soulmates that gotta play against us, but there’s no competition even. I’ve even got your family telling me things about you. I kept the sex bot one just for you. 

That’s a battle you should always lose. The only times you should win that battle are if I’m filming and you literally have no choice. Imagine you and me against Cole and Lili. That would get so intense and so fun. ...what are they telling you? I think I just drooled a little bit.

[kjapayo]

text →  ari

Ari: lmao babe you fuckin kill me. we'll just have to shorten it to the aripedia.

Ari: I should give you a reward over it.

KJ: That makes you sound like a Pokemon. Is it weird that I find that mental image weirdly hot?

KJ: I like rewards. I reaaaaaaaally like rewards.

[kjapayo]

theescapelenz​:

Well if she has a smile like yours I have to say I would give into her also.  I know my daughter’s smile always cheers me up morning, noon, or night when I am in a funk.  

Are you excited for the holidays?  

Are you trying to get on my good side? Compliments always work for me, so keep ‘em coming. Seriously though, her smile and her little pout nearly kill me every single time.

I am! Lulu finally understanding presents and the excitement for it all is going to be so cute, I really cannot wait. How about you?

[kjapayo]

escape-walker​:

Heres the thing if shes really young she does not actually know that it drives you crazy, she does not understand between right and wrong until is in her late threes.

Oh, trust me, she understands. But time out does not seem to phase her too much just yet so she just laughs it off.

[kjapayo]

text → cole

Cole: He is coming so you can fulfill your fantasy.

KJ: I'm going to run into his arms. It'll be so bromantic. Are you going to be jealous?

[kjapayo]

escape-walker​:

She stays up just to laugh you? That’s not really nice, but hey kids can do things and it be the most adorable thing.

Not that specifically, but just stuff that she knows will drive my crazy. Like purposely missing the trash can when she throws something away or things like that.