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I like to pretend that I'm an actress. I am an avid feminist and playing my guitar is a hobby. All in all I'm just Kristen. @TheKristenJaymes

[pagsbrewster]

Is it really a trick if the food is good, tho? Because then you’re just suggesting a really awesome place to eat. I’ve been sipping on water watching Netflix all morning and that’s what I will be doing the rest of the day. Taco Bell is supposed to start delivering soon according to rumors which is only going to make the place 10 times better! I feel like we are shaming all legit mexican places by praising taco bell. 

[kjaystew-blog]

It’s a trick if the good food makes you sick in the end. I would say that I’m jealous but that’s the plan for me as well today. My lap cat and I just relaxing. There’s one box left from them movers that she likes to play in so she might reject me sometime soon. I cannot see that happening. That would change everything because if they deliver then all the other fast food places will have to look into that too. If they do deliver eventually I’ll have to inform my stoner friends. 

[kjaystew-blog]

[text] And look who came back around! Have you settled in enough to get lunch soon, hooker?

[text] And look who it is. I was about to say something about stranger danger but that would be way too much effort to play up. How are you, Ash Bash? I think my cat and I have settled in quite nicely. I’m ready whenever you are.

[prettygirlbushh-blog]

Stores do but I can’t wait to see houses decked out. I love driving through neighborhoods with people who do the graveyards on their front lawn or make their homes look abandoned/creepy. You don’t like the end of the year? My list is actually just things I need/want to get for my daughter which makes me feel and sound incredibly lame, but ohh well. I have a feeling the only thing that I will ask for this Christmas is a night with friends. With busy schedules it’s hard just to get together and enjoy time with one another.

[kjaystew-blog]

I don’t think that I have ever seen someone create a grave yard in their yard. That sounds so awesome. It’s not that I don’t like the end of the year. It’s that it feels like it went by so fast. It always does. That’s the part that I hate. Hey, getting your daughter things is cute and endearing. I think it’s sweet, not lame. If there’s cards for humanity in the mix sign me up for that night with friends. 

[pagsbrewster]

I’m sure. This taco truck was suggested to me by a friend at work but I’m starting to think they’re not my friend, and maybe they did it to get a laugh. Taco Bell is a sacred place one can never forsake, even if food poisoning comes around because of it.

[kjaystew-blog]

That’s some friend. I probably would have pull a trick like that as long as the food was good. I’m sorry for your stomach. You should probably drink some tea and just chill out. Taco Bell is very close to the holy grail. Taco Bell tastes good that evens out the bathroom break taken at a later time during the day.

[davefranc0-deactivated20210305]

As lucky as I feel to live the way I do, I can’t help but think how strange the whole concept of being a ‘celebrity’ is. Like, I never went into acting with the goal of fame or fortune, it was just something I had a real passion for, y’know? And now I’m sat here googling myself. I know I shouldn’t, because google is a damn scary place, but what the fuck? How do people know my favourite breed of dog, or favourite meal? I don’t recall ever mentioning this kind of stuff in interviews.

[kjaystew-blog]

They know those things because maybe you said something or you have a few stalkers on your hands. Why did you google yourself? I would never. The news is usually all the same and annoying for me. What is your favorite breed of dog?

[pagsbrewster]

Everyone keeps making super long posts about their lives and thoughts lately so I figured I would keep this short and sweet for you all. Food poisoning sucks! If I ever see that taco truck again I’m going to light it on fire. That’s all!

[kjaystew-blog]

Are you sure it just wasn’t the delicious food that’s helping your digestion? Lighting it on fire won’t help. If you went to Taco Bell you would’ve known what you were getting into. 

[prettygirlbushh-blog]

It’s 60 and cloudy in Chicago so you can all bet your asses I’m in fall boots, leggings, a plaid shirt, and beanie getting myself a pumpkin spice latte! It’s Fall! I’m so excited for the leaves to change colors, Halloween decorations to start popping up, and everything to start smelling of pumpkins and apples! Is it too soon to start making my Christmas list? 

[kjaystew-blog]

The stores that I’ve visited have already had Halloween decorations out for a few weeks now. I’m not ready for Christmas, because it’s the end of the year. I will give anyone that wants to get make me happy this Christmas my list. It’s pretty simple things in my opinion. Do you already have a nice sized list?

[bridgetreganss-deactivated20180]

I never thought watching someone play with gak aka slime would be so weirdly relaxing, yet here we are again with these “super satisfying videos” that surface  the internet and end up becoming incredibly popular. Cause i’m now torn on whether or not i just wanna look at someone play with different variety’s of slime, or i wanna order a bunch myself. I’m leaning towards the latter here because glow in the dark gak was such a favorite growing up, and there’s nothing better then finding out something you had years ago is actually still very much purchasable. Has there ever been something you found online or at a store that you thought no longer existed? Cause whilst also finding out glitter slime exists, i came across old-school tamagotchis and i’m ready to remember why mine kept dying all the time.

[kjaystew-blog]

Gak is probably the worse feeling in my opinion. That’s not a smiley feeling I can cosign. You all of a sudden reminded me of my mother and her YouTube addiction. I tried to get her help for it or bribe her to just worry about the wolves, her work or kids. I talked to her today and she was watching something about framing a headboard with fabric. There was something that I never thought they would bring back if that counts. Furby. My nemesis of old. I hated those things. Slinkys are things I love knowing they still exist. So much joy was had with those thin spring-like toys. Now you have me wanting to a tamagotchi. Don’t worry I think everyone killed their pet.

[wtfhaiz-deactivated20200410]

What exactly constitutes as ‘normal clothes’ in this situation? Sweaters? The word normal just goes right over my head. I know nothing of it. But hey, hi, hello, I’m Zachary. You had me at cheese – which was one of the last thing you said, but it distracted me.

[kjaystew-blog]

Well, normal clothing in LA would be something cool that is thin and not heavy. Normal clothes here in Switzerland would probably a little of everything, but currently sweaters. We’ll up your fashion sense. Don’t worry. It’s nice to meet you, Zachary. I’ll tell you a secret. I’m a fan of cheese, but only the fake high processed stuff like Kraft singles. Those are the best in my opinion. 

[davefranc0-deactivated20210305]

At first I was dreading the weather, but it’s actually proved to be kind of awesome. It’s nice being able to wear a sweater in September without dying. It’s cool to meet you Kristen, I’m Dave. How’ve you been enjoying Switzerland?

[kjaystew-blog]

Wait are you trying to say that you don’t like cold weather, Dave? That’s horrible if you don’t. Nothing beats cuddle weather. But would you really die wearing a sweater in LA? That’s why the great electrical gurus gave us air conditioning. It’s nice to meet you too dude. Switzerland isn’t bad. I love getting out of the main cities of any country. There’s nothing like little towns. They’re cute, quaint, and have a certain authenticity. Are you enjoying your vacation?

[ofcannak-deactivated20161204]

Well yeah, in the summer time the LA air isn’t as bad as northeast air at all. But they do have better temps in the winter, if we’re talking actual fall/winter seasons. I’m always for the cuddle and hoodie weather. Even sweats because comfy as fuck. Life’s been hella busy but really great! What about for you, Stewart?

[kjaystew-blog]

That’s very true. The best part about those places is the snow or the change in the leaves. Plus you get all four seasons. Nothing can beat it but I love home. Here I thought that you may try to proposition me for a good cuddle. I’m hurt that you didn’t. Anything loose fitting, and casual is comfy to me. What have you been working on? The same old thing, acting. I’ve ventured more into the indie genre but I love it. I’ve also directed my first small piece which was hella fun.

[wtfalison-deactivated20200410]

Only 15? I find that pretty darn hard to believe, I’m almost positive I’ve been crying for you to come back for a lot longer than that. But, as long as you have fifteen cards for me, I’ll take them off your hands. Do they all have cash inside? That’d make this even better. It’s like Hideaway always was, only better. If possible. I mean, there’s more stuff. Such as, yes, laser tag which I can kick your ass at. That’s almost definitely a lie, but I can try.

[kjaystew-blog]

Just 15. You should believe it. Really? You’ve been crying for me? Here I would’ve thought that you were happy to see me gone, and laughing like a villain. What if they’re just cards? You know just to say that I was thinking about you and they never had any money in them. Would you throw them in the trash and not read them? I’m glad you already know you would go down. We may have to get one match in once I get a good look around island, bud. Don’t worry I’d get you one of those participatory trophies. 

[killtheparty-blog1]

You can’t just toss out that last request and expect someone not to inquire! How ridiculous are we talking, because.. Well, I mean. I’ve known some ridiculous myself. Shall we compare notes? Welcome! I’m Gerard, and please enjoy several chocolates on my behalf.

[kjaystew-blog]

I’m always down for comparing notes. I can be a bit ridiculous. You may one up me and you may not. Who knows? It’s great to meet you, Gerard. What are you not enjoying the little vacation?

[johnmayyer-deactivated20161123]

That’s another good thing about this trip — we could all wear the winter clothes we couldn’t back in LA. That’s one thing I’m not looking forward to reliving again once back in Los Angeles — the very warm weather. I normally move around a lot, and I’m much more drawn to places that actually get cold in the winter. I like the change. Well, Kristen — I’m John, and I don’t believe we’ve ever met before, so let me say, it’s nice to meet you.

[kjaystew-blog]

I don’t wear thick jackets in LA, but I still rock a sweatshirt and jeans sometimes thicks socks, It all depends on my mood. The weather in LA isn’t that bad, man. Also, just so you know I  had a slight fan girl moment. I love your music and the so many different version of you that you’ve shown. No I don’t believe we’ve ever met before, but I’m excited to meet you now. You’re definitely one of the greatest guitarist in our generation, even though you’re a bit older than me. It’s definitely a pleasure.

[kjaystew-blog]

Okay, I’m here. I’m going to try to reply to everything quickly, but I’m also writing a paper due Friday so yeah. I’ll most likely get distracted and only write a page or two. 

[prettygirlbushh-blog]

Who came with the want to physical assert themselves? I mean who aside from Ashley Greene?! I will judge them. I came for the food, liquor, and chocolate. Screw the slopes! I’m not looking to strain my muscles before having to cramp myself on a long flight back home. Hey, Kristen! Welcome back! It’s been years! How are you?!

[kjaystew-blog]

I don’t know, but it’s been years since I did any physical activity that didn’t involve walking my dog to a park close to my Malibu pad. I usually get paid for exerting myself more than what I deem necessary. I’m with you there. Who wants to have cramps during a flight? It’s so uncomfortable. Thanks for the warm welcome, Soph. It’s great to be back! I’m pretty great, as chill as ever. How are you? 

[callmecaptbrie]

I was worried about what all the cheese and chocolate would do to my waistline but I’m pretty sure having to wear all these extra clothes has burned the extra calories already! The beanies are cute though, I’ll give you that much. But hey! Great to see you again - I don’t think I have anything ridiculous from the past I could bring up though. Unless it’s dressing up skeezy dudes with mustaches, in which case I probably will mention that at least once!

[kjaystew-blog]

I’m not sure that’s how it works. You don’t usually lose weight from inactivity. Thank you. I do try my hardest to be the cutest Kristen ever. It’s great to see you as well. I feel like we need something other than that music video to reminisce about. They skeezy guy outfits were the best, along with the barefoot band look.