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B-O-DOUBLE B, ALWAYS ENDS WITH A Y ikon's rapper and #1 pooh bear lover

[leechxhee]

should watch it soon so you can be done with everyone’s stupidity.

[kjiwonz]

you finished it? was the ending bad...

[kjiwonz]

did your soul finish birth of a beauty

no, i haven’t had any time. been practicing til late at night lately. i’m about ready to die.

[ynhyngs-blog]

wyd??

[kjiwonz]

you probably don't remember me *tears in eyes*

new phone, who dis

how can i forget my fake girlfriend??? i’m feeling very offended.

[yourbiaslikesitrough]

Bobby’s arms – 

[krystrvn-archive]

getting irritated was one of krystle’s bad habits, especially when it came to finding the right thing; finding a song. it was just the two of them, taking over YG’s dance studio. her eyebrows furrowed and looked over at bobby, scoffing at his expression and breaks into a laugh, ❝ can you even have that dance throughout the whole dance routine? what song do you want to dance to? ❞

[kjiwonz]

“is that a challenge? i can probably even do a contemporary piece with this face. just watch.” he rolled his neck and shoulders before trying it out, his arms lifting into a wide movement. “i look tormented, don’t i? that’s the expression i was going for. it’s a sad piece called ‘i can’t dance contemporary so why did i try’” he drummed his fingers against his thigh. “hm, something fun and upbeat. i’m feeling quite energetic now.”

[kjiwonz]

love me, love me, love me !!! 🙌🙌🙌

kimbap loves you

[kjiwonz]

"Your hair is so soft!!!" // welcome to xprez!!! (even tho I joined pretty much the same time as you..)

would you like to pet it

[gnhwan]

Double B for Pepsi

[ynhye-blog]

     | @kjiwonz​ from here!

[sms ➪ Bobby] Take a guess. 

[sms ➪ Bobby]  I am not. I’m just hungry. :(

[sms ➪ Bobby]  Please don’t forget the snacks.

[kjiwonz]

[ sms: broyo ] trashbin?

[ sms: broyo ] might be a bit hard carrying both my shield and these snacks

[ sms: broyo ] i’ll pick up some fries

[geuyi]

( sms: ‎ji₩on ) first of all, you looked stupid wtf 

( sms: ji₩on ) second, you distracted me we almost died

[kjiwonz]

[ sms: $oa ] first of all to your first, i always look stupid

[ sms: $oa ] and second, “any distraction tends to get in the way of being an effective gangster”

[ sms: $oa ] - terence winter  ✌

[kjiwonz]

[text] Help. Held captive at the YG Building. Please bring snacks and rescue me. [[ooc: Welcome to xprez! and good god i love your theme. *_*]]

[ sms: broyo ] by who??

[ sms: broyo ] i knew you were always the damsel in distress

[ sms: broyo ] just let me prepare my battle armor

[kjiwonz]

“Stop doing that it’s creepy.” // welcome to xprez!

with his face contorted into a disgusted expression, he hovered by your side, straining for your attention as you shuffled through your playlist for a song. “well you’re taking forever with the music right now. this is my dancing face. don’t you like it?” he heaved his shoulders up and scrunched his face more. 

[geuyi]

your moves are so ordinary. can’t you show me something new? we’d be needing a fire extinguisher alright, since my moves are fire.

[kjiwonz]

if anyone’s basic around here, it’s you. i’ll gladly extinguish you on the dance floor right now. i got moves sharper than my jawline.

[kjiwonz]

[Text]:Dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate.

[ sms: $oa ] i don’t see the problem in that 

[ sms: $oa] i came out to have a good time and i’m feeling so attacked rn

[kjiwonz]

Starter Meme/List - TFLN Edition

[Text]: Dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate.

[Text]: My girlfriend/boyfriend/partner went down on me and as she/he/they did she/he/they hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow

[Text]: Why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?

[Text]: I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

[Text]: Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".

[Text]: You got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'

[Text]: A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.

[Text]: So, apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tan line shaped like your sister/brother.

[Text]: WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH.

[Text]: Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!

[Text]: So his/her mom/dad walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him/her off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"

[Text]: We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature.

[Text]: If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.

[Text]: Dude. I've never been with a guy/girl who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.

[Text]: Apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him/her...

[Text]: Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.

[Text]: I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way.

[Text]: We are all done wearing pants today.

[Text]: So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.

[Text]: I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.

[Text]: I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozzarella sticks.

[Text]: If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.

[Text]: Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?

[Text]: After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.

[Text]: I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.

[geuyi]

oh, it is? i’m sorry but my moves are better. you should give up now before it’s too late, beaver.

[kjiwonz]

say goodbye to your reputation. it’s about to burn down because my moves are lit. i think we need a fire extinguisher up in this joint.