?

[kjsfdbkdjfbvkdv]

girls: exist

me: god..... i have to lie dow....n .. . thank u for blessing this earth,, , with such beauty

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[sugarweregoingdownswinging]

You would not believe Bill Nye

If ten million Science Guys

[littlemixens]

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

[nothingnowherenoonearchive]

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

[follow-puppy-luv96-deactivated2]

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

[definitelyshitty]

WHAT

[tyronesuplac]

Sensational.

[definitelyshitty]

Remarkable.

[geraltcirilla]

it’s a real word

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

you: pussy

me, an intellectual: pusillanimous

[drhanniballecter]

There’s this weird fork statue at my school and apparently several students got together and started worshiping it with sporks

[drhanniballecter]

Seriously…

These are all sporks surrounding a much larger spork

The ritual has begun

[goon]

im a strong advocate for this meme

[babyanimalgifs]

A very big boy

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

me: i have an oral exam in my french class tomorrow i’m super nervous

boy: oral exam huh ;) ;) ;)

me:

[whenfatecollides]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[mcdyke-deactivated20171112]

FUCKING ME

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[bob-belcher]

[googleimagesofgod]

*sees someone looking at their partner with genuine love and care* need me a freak like tht

[onlytwitterpics]

[disappearinvisible]

[party-bees-deactivated20181211]

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

[anasandorpygoscelis-deactivated]

same

[mcdonald-s]

[hokaegu]

oh my lord this pleases me

[theoppositeofadults]

[vacron]

EM juste après :

[thecoppercow]

Oh but it gets better, look! :

Language-based cheeky trolling is my fave kind of trolling…

[arssolum]

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies