Jump High

[damnitdani1]

[scumlow]

Grace: 💪🏻 Dani: 👀

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

[ficklefandoms]

Tim Hawkinson - Mobius Ship (2011)

oh this is neat

[kjumphigh]

Okay this is cool as heck

[booasaur]

2020 Olympics - Netherlands vs United States Quarterfinals - Christen Press’s penalty kick

[24ozsteak]

you ever just hand things to ur pet to sniff so they can feel included

[toastbutteregg]

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

So. Today in class we assigned Macbeth roles to students to read. When I asked the class who wants to be Lady Macbeth, a young man raised his hand. I kind of stared at him like “Lady Macbeth,” and he nodded like “I know what I’m about ma’am.” So then the student who ended up as Macbeth raised his hand and said “HE’S THE ONE, HE’S MY WIFE!” So I said “yeah sure why not,” and the entire class period they were blowing kisses to each other and winking at each other, and every now and then Macbeth would say “I’m the luckiest man on Earth” and Lady Macbeth would put a hand to his chest, and be like “BABE!”.

I just stared at them, knowing that they CLEARLY have never read ‘Macbeth’ before, so… all this lovey dovey… I don’t know if I have the heart to tell them the truth.

[galactic-kosher-ace]

Update:

Macbeth is absolutely willing to fucking throw down for Lady Macbeth. Has already threatened a wall, a desk, a few students, a textbook that was neither his nor Lady Macbeth’s, and me

Lady Macbeth is enjoying the attention and has begun to use this new connection to his advantage. I’m starting to suspect he’s read ahead in the play.

Macbeth is going to end up living in detention at this rate.

Macbeth has no idea that he is the tragedy of the story. Claims to be the hero of the play, fails to see the irony in this

Macbeth slowly scooted his desk across the classroom to hold hands with Lady Macbeth. He was not subtle.

Macbeth has proposed on several occasions. Lady Macbeth just laughs and says they’re already married.

Macbeth’s girlfriend is in the class with them and is “totally not jealous or anything just thinks this whole fucking play is a waste of time”

Lady Macbeth should probably be a theatre major at some point, he fucking rocked Act V scene I

Other teachers and staff are emailing me about the “lovely lords”. Lady Macbeth now refuses to answer to anything other than Lady Macbeth and is always very upset when people don’t call him by his proper title.

[therootbeersprite]

THIS is what “boys will be boys” ACTUALLY means

[waxwingsfail]

Just Gal pal™️ things

[feministism]

[rebelmeg]

Okay, but this is an excellent method to use when anyone is being inappropriate. Pretend that you don’t get it. Whether the comment is sexist, racist, sexual, misogynistic, inappropriate, off-color… watching them squirm as they try to explain and realize just how awful their comment was it is better than being angry about it.

[ampervadasz]

:D

[septimusprime]

To be totally real I’m so glad someone happened to film that cos otherwise no one would have seen and known his glory

[toastbutteregg]

THE CUTEST

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

this year i’m thankful for this fucking image

[everythingfox]

[corvidaedream]

i love the idea of ghosts not being dead people but just places where time is kind of thin

like one of my friends & his girlfriend have a ghost in their very old new england house that’s apparently an old timey little boy who does shit like jump on the bed and slam doors but if they tell him very sternly “daniel, stop that” the activity stops immediately

and i love the idea that years ago theres this rowdy little 19th century boy just being alive and playing in his room but if he gets too loud sometimes, the ghostly form of my 21st century friend shows up and is like “Hey! Cut it out.” and then vanishes and no one believes this child

[ssparksfly]

It’s the thirteenth show of the Reputation Stadium Tour. (x)

[heathendler]

random facts that live in my head rent free and help me sleep better at night

the 2015 women’s world cup had a higher top speed than the 2010 and 2018 men’s world cups (Krieger 34.7 km/h vs. Hernandez 32.15 km/h and Ronaldo/Rebic 34 km/h)

the 2019 uswnt home kit is the best selling jersey (men’s or women’s) ever on nike.com within a single season

the 1999 women’s world cup final had an attendance of 90,185 while the 2018 men’s world cup final had a live audience of 78,011

Christiane Endler had the most sponsors (11) of any player in France 2019 and surpassed players like Lionel Messi (6), Luis Suarez (6), and James Rodriguez (5) in Russia 2018

there are currently seven women (Sinclair, Wambach, Hamm, Lilly, Prinz, Lloyd, and Fleeting) who have more international goals than Ali Daei who is the top international male scorer 

Kristine Lilly is the all-time highest international capped player with 354 caps while Christine Sinclair is currently the most capped active player with 296 caps

Formiga is the oldest goal scorer in champions league history (male or female) at 41 years old

male footballers stay down for 30 more seconds on average after a foul compared to female footballers

[incorrectnwsl]

NWSL Trades: Hi I'm here to ruin everything.

[kjumphigh]

Honestly though.