i am not a crook

i have an adorable orange cat named calvin who loves me.

[kkludgy]

Hi friends. I’m here and I’m fine, just taking a lil tumblr break. I’m trying to see if it helps me cut screen time and get out of my head a bit - scrolling endlessly past children in cages was getting to me.

[kkludgy]

And I just had to have a meeting with one of the engineering managers in which all of his questions had been answered already by myself and another person in the email chain HE started about it.

But don’t worry, our time isn’t valuable. Ignore your emails dude.

[kkludgy]

I’m planning on taking Piglet to my parents to play after nap, and even though I showered this morning I feel like I need to shower again??

I played outside with Piglet for a couple hours, then detailed the car, so I’m sweaty again.

I actually don’t think I look gross or smell or anything but mostly I hate having sweaty clothes.

I guess the answer to that is change your clothes, Kate.

[kkludgy]

Sunday funday

Strawberry festival at church

Craft store for easel paper

Painting outside!

Bikes

Now enjoying a super delish and well deserved lunch

During nap I plan to detail my car to prep it for selling 😭😭

[shebitesgodinthewrist]

be the madwoman in your own attic

[kkludgy]

Omg we realized today what this one funny thing is that Piglet does. So first of all he’s now started saying “Daddy poo poo” Or “mommy poo poo” if he hears one of us fart. He also would sometimes do this thing where he lifts us the back of our shirt and like looks at our lower backs.

We realized today that they’re connected. He says “daddy poo poo” and then goes and does the shirt lift thing.

Guys. He’s “checking our diaper”. Because we do it to him when he farts.

This kid is hilarious.

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

When a drunk girl outside a club bathroom speaks… you listen. If she tells you that you’ll find love despite being hurt in the past? She’s right. If she tells you to stop being so self-aware? She’s right. They are the modern day Oracles at Delphi and must be taken at their every word

[kkludgy]

We had our first toy-involved diaper blowout this morning so that was fun. Always a good time when you have to sanitize the toys.

[kkludgy]

Saturday!

8am yoga class

Bagel run

Meal prep & grocery planning

Strawberry picking w my Assistant Farmer

Grocery store

Lunch

Folding laundry

I don’t have a plan for after nap, but the pond was fun last week. Adam is still out buying my car... lots of negotiating I guess. I gave him a pep talk with all my contract negotiation knowledge lol.

[kkludgy]

I checked the monitor footage of Piglet falling asleep and as soon as Adam fired up his John Deere outside, Piglet started clapping and excitedly saying “daddy gactor!!!”

[kkludgy]

My bike ride/dinner out was such a great idea. Piglet was an absolute delight! Adam and I split a salad and a pizza and it hit the spot.

Plus rosé obviously.

[virgoassbitch]

neurotic two-faced know-it-all lmaoooo

[bbcwhereareyou]

I’m in this photo and I don’t like it dot jpg.

[kibblesandbitch]

neurotic alienating gossiper! put it on my business card.

[hieronymus-bush]

Uncooperative bossy social snob.

[peach-foxgloves]

Sarcastic, bossy gossiper.

[missandryifyourenasty]

Uncooperative, stubborn obstacle to everything.

[monkeystobusiness]

Flaky, two-faced, ugly crier. LOL YUP.

[kkludgy]

Possessive bossy self proclaimed black sheep!

[kkludgy]

Sprung Piglet out of daycare early, hitting the rail trail for a family bike ride, then Bertuccis dinner with a coupon.

SUBURBAN FRIDAY NIGHT ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

[kkludgy]

I’m p excited to finally get rid of Adams old car. It’s been sitting in our driveway since he bought his new one, taking up space and rusting before our eyes.

I’m not as psyched for a new car, it’ll be cool, but I sort of like my old shitty car bc I don’t care about it. I don’t think I’m grown up enough for a real car! It is still used of course but will be 10 years newer than mine.

Anyway that’s what we’re up to today mostly. Financing and buying a new (to us) car.

[hydro-homies]

How it do be

[branza]

Inside the Great Electromagnetic Resistance

Convinced Wi-Fi is making them sick, they’re covering their homes in foil or moving to the desert. Now they’re terrified the 5G revolution w

[kkludgy]

My BIL rented to a couple of these people!! They wanted to move to the middle of nowhere where there arent any wires or cell service because they believe it’s making us sick. So they rented his log cabin in bumfuck Vermont!

[banji-effect]

Ideal future scenario: the United States repeals the Hyde Amendment. Anybody who wants an abortion gets one for free, no strings attached. Elizabeth Warren publicly smacks Joe Biden across the face with a large trout