i invented pouty

hey, dumb kid! klarion here. can i help you? no? then GET OUT! i've got better things to do than fry you. waaaaay too much effort for a lord of chaos. oh, what's that? you're here to annoy me? i don't care if that's not what you just said: that's what i'm hearing! don't get pouty. i invented pouty. if you've got any job offers, contact my kitty. she handles my business matters. in the meantime: wanna see my rainbow power?

[klarionn-blog]

I'm quaking in my boots.

Yick. Those gogo boots were popular back in the 60's. //sneer

[klarionn-blog]

What would you do if Teekle started courting

It's TEEKL, you tiny ant. D:<

[klarionn-blog]

Hmmmm...

Lookit them fight, Teekl, isn't it funny. Ha! Stupid kids.

Could use a little more flare though, don't you think...?

eMiT oT eEs A eGnAhC fO tRaEh

for the next 2 days, nightwing believes he's a mercenary, working alongside cheshire and sportsmaster.

You're welcome~

AhahaHAHAhaaha!

[klarionn-blog]

two years later

Klarion enjoys his work with the Light, but since things are quiet on that front, he's perfectly contented to wreak havoc on all kinds of heroes. He considers himself the sire of all magic anons and the chaos they spawns. On occasion, he takes initiative to magically harass the baby Justice League with all sorts of tricks and traps.

[meganfrommars-blog]

Mew

Meow…. Meow?

…

[klarionn-blog]

You’re not half irritating when you’re a little kitty cat.

[sochalant-blog]

….why is there a cat here?

And why is it GREEN?

[meganfrommars-blog]

Mew prrrrr -nudges Zatanna’s leg-

hisssss -at Klarion- 

[klarionn-blog]

Heey! If it isn't Miss Baby Magic herself!

-checks nails- Huhm, I dunno. It's probably has fleas though.

[klarionn-blog]

did you use the power of chaos to snag that Url?

Noooo. You probably stole yours from a recycling bin, huh?

[meganfrommars-blog]

Mew

Meow…. Meow?

…

[klarionn-blog]

You're not half irritating when you're a little kitty cat.

[klarionn-blog]

Would I be allowed to adopt your cat and make him not so evil?

DON'T touch my baby demonspawn. She's MINE.

ytisoiruc dellik eht tac,s'tel epoh rof that,er'uoy a tac rof eht yad,uoy yllis tarb

[klarionn-blog]

Never been one to turn down a dare, witch brat.

Awww it's so cute how the weakest ones step up first.

Well you don't get a prize for being really stupid.

leznupar leznupar tel nwod ruoy riah

[klarionn-blog]

Let's start separating the stupid kids from the smart ones. I'll show you what a Lord of Chaos can do.

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klarion aka the bitch boy aka klarionn

major brat. major magical powerhouse. major crazy cat child. hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your helmets of fate ‘cause he’s tormenting everybody out  here. 

[klarionn-blog]

Oh please. Flattery'll get you nowhere.

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WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Hehehe! Going on a romp with my good friend Chaos.

Orrrrr just generally watching the world burn. Heehee.