Klaus

I am goose

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Something I drew off of a Danny Gonzalez screenshot I took

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hi klaus!!! what is your favorite snack

My favorite snack?

Hm…

I would say humans but you are all far to difficult to chew, so, French fries

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Any one up for some

Home made drink

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On my college campus, let’s learn with mama!

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Hell yeah!

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Dear all,

It has been brought to my attention that this was taken in Oklahoma

Let this be a lesson to you all to research before you post

(For context: fuck Oklahoma)

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On my college campus, let’s learn with mama!

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Hell yeah!

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They say lightning never strikes twice but I’m Turing 10 for the 28th time so 🤷‍♀️

How you like them apples

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Feel free to set this as your pfp, ik everyone wants it, I’m in high demand

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how do you feel about big skittys. like above average sized skitty (the pokemon). for absolutely no reason

I pled the 2nd

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thoughts on Kentucky bluegrass?

Uhhhh that doesn’t sound like a bird to me, that shit sounds like grass

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klaus what are your thoughts on the stock market?

Let it crash and burn, and rebuild it to ONLY let those who bought considerably to much block buster stock profit

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Eating a popsicle (strawberry) at 2:30 AM in the dark while watching Danny Gonzalez is quite a unique experience

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I’m so hot

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Fuck Oklahoma

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“People” who eat Foie gras are actually so fucking horrendous. How dare your eat me and my kind

If you’re eating the duck version carry on, have fun… wanna share a bite????

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Why is bbq spelled barbecue when it’s said as

Barb a Q

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I love barbecue chicken pizza it’s so good

And NO ITS NOT CANABALISAM I am a goose