It's precision born out of tragic boredom.

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Jonathan Blackburn, age 22. Just your average fucked up mutant on Elysium.

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Did I miss the party?

She’s going to yell at you for keeping it from her, you know that right? With her hormones and everything… I know, I know. Maybe we’ll tell them right after? As we’re throwing the rice at them.

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I can already hear her yelling at me, actually. Good thing my boyfriend can teleport. Before she gets too violent, you have to get me back to our home, okay? Yeah, sounds perfect.

Oh, no. I'm not getting in the middle of an argument between you two. I don't want her to hunt me down and kill me, I know not to mess with a pregnant lady. Besides, I'm sure she'd eventually stop being mad and start crying because she'd realize she's losing her best friend.

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All these smiling faces...

And then there’s your broody one.

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Broody? Not even the slightest.

You certainly look like it.

Did I miss the party?

You could’ve always asked me for lessons, I’m the dancing king. That’s the only title I’ll hold around here, other than “the best Blackburn”, obviously. That’s not even dancing, that’s swaying awkwardly. I have you to thank for that, you were the matchmaker. We, uh, moved to Australia. Florence has a brother? I had no idea. Why are you at her apartment with Stanley anyways?

Dude, that would’ve just been awkward! haha! Don’t worry though, if anything I could always bust out and do the C-walk since I think I still remember how to do it. Eh, you two were on that path, you just needed someone to push you towards it really. Damn! When!? Hahah, yeah! I reacted the same way. He’s here for the summer I think? That’s all I know, so far. Er.. cause I needed a place to stay?

Not at all, as long as you didn't tell anyone else about it. C-walk? What in the name of hell is the C-walk? Is that even a real dance move? I've never even heard of it. I guess so, I think we were just too blind to see that we liked each other back then. I did something stupid too, so that didn't help at all. Well, we've been there for a month or so now. It's why I haven't been around. Jeez, all these unknown family members. Next thing you know, I've got a twin. You could always stay at my old place.

Did I miss the party?

I feel like they’d kill us for keeping it from them for so long. I see where you’re coming from, though. I hope we left enough food for James…

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Oh, they’ll definitely be somewhat angry. It’s for their own good, though. With the wedding and the baby, I think it’s best that we keep it between us for a bit longer.

She's going to yell at you for keeping it from her, you know that right? With her hormones and everything... I know, I know. Maybe we'll tell them right after? As we're throwing the rice at them.

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All these smiling faces...

How nice.

And then there's your broody one.

Did I miss the party?

You’re only teasing, because you’re insanely jealous of my skills. Everything’s great, Claire and I are as strong as ever. Everything’s just coming into place. You could say that, she moved in with me in Australia. What’s up with you?

You and I always knew that I was never gifted when it comes to dancing. I just stand there and bounce on my feet. All of that is great to hear, Jon, and I’m glad that all is going well for the both of you. Wait, what? Not much, just hanging about Flo’s apartment with her brother and her fucking cat.

You could've always asked me for lessons, I'm the dancing king. That's the only title I'll hold around here, other than "the best Blackburn", obviously. That's not even dancing, that's swaying awkwardly. I have you to thank for that, you were the matchmaker. We, uh, moved to Australia. Florence has a brother? I had no idea. Why are you at her apartment with Stanley anyways?

Did I miss the party?

I still have to say my good-byes to people too. Namely Ry and Pen. Have you told them that we moved yet?

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Not yet. They still just think it’s a vacation. I mean… it’s their time right now, we’ll tell them before we leave.

I feel like they'd kill us for keeping it from them for so long. I see where you're coming from, though. I hope we left enough food for James...

Did I miss the party?

That’s just harsh. Everyone knows I’m the best dancer on Elysium, though. It’s just sad that you would deny it.

Hahah! You know that I’m just teasing you, man. So how’s everything? How’s life with Claire and all that? You guys taking the next step yet or something?

You're only teasing, because you're insanely jealous of my skills. Everything's great, Claire and I are as strong as ever. Everything's just coming into place. You could say that, she moved in with me in Australia. What's up with you?

Did I miss the party?

That’s because the party’s over at Australia.

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You can teleport us back right after the wedding. Besides, I still have a few things I need to box up.

I still have to say my good-byes to people too. Namely Ry and Pen. Have you told them that we moved yet?

Did I miss the party?

Damn, I was hoping I could show off my dance moves too.

I don’t think anyone wants to see you shaking like you have epilepsy, my friend.

That's just harsh. Everyone knows I'm the best dancer on Elysium, though. It's just sad that you would deny it.

Did I miss the party?

What’s the saying? Fashionably late?

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That’s right. Although I think you’ll be disappointed, there really isn’t a party around here.

That's because the party's over at Australia.

Did I miss the party?

Yeah, there was a rave not too long ago and it missed your face.

Damn, I was hoping I could show off my dance moves too.

Did I miss the party?

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Always late.

What's the saying? Fashionably late?

Did I miss the party?

#self #I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so queue me maybe

#self #I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so queue me maybe

#self #I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so queue me maybe

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