KLEAN HABIT

OF COURSE YOU END UP BECOMING YOURSELF

[kleanhabit]

art

aes / positivity blog

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[teddiedare]

the idea viola gave madeline and helen the potion because she saw their monumental beef and went 'yup that should keep happening for eternity' is so funny to me

[green-ajah]

Death Becomes Her (1992)

[callmekamel]

The National Pastime

[woosh-floosh-art]

Situation that happened in class this semester that was so funny I immediately sketched it out in my notes

[ot3]

you will live to witness manmade horrors that are completely within your comprehension if you've paid any attention to a single piece of human history but are nevertheless still huge bummers

[beachgothgay]

My favourite thing in more recent yuri manga is when they google "lesbian" or "am I a lesbian" or something like that, and there's usually a bit of them reacting to like porn or something, it's cute

[beachgothgay]

[vampirefutanari]

Just because I'm a vampire, doesn't mean I've forgotten my knightly vows. I am still loyal, chivalrous, and brave. You can trust me. e-even if my urges sometimes...overtake m--stop pulling on my lips to look at my fangs

[vampirefutanari]

THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS THIS IS ABOUT LESBIANS SHUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP ABOUT MEN

[cglooksatthings]

angel kisses

[malicioussquirrel]

redraw based on this image inspired by a conversation with a friend about how Makima would probably be a fan of Madoka's actions in episode 12 lol

[silvermoon424]

I've always been so obsessed with this scene. Do you think she just googled "how to make a pipe bomb"? I bet she wasn't even using a VPN. Good thing her search history doesn't stick around in each time loop lmao

[wombrion]

Music make you lose control

Music make you lose control

[smashcut]

On the day of Dick Cheney’s death, I’m thinking about a lot of horrible consequences of his actions, but I’m also thinking about Lauren Hough telling Dick Cheney to waterboard her “if it makes him feel better” when she repaired his cable.

[willgrahamscock]

pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago

[fuckedndstupid]

[cunt-force-therapy]

Why are they in Hell

[willgrahamscock]

because if you have sex you will die and go to hell

[fuzzbby]

Martin Krammer.

[sunderwight]

Stop volunteering to be the village sacrifice we all know you're not a virgin. The dragon probably wouldn't even be into you.

[sunderwight]

Untie yourself from that altar right now.

[sunderwight]

Look. I didn't want to say anything because it's kind of a touchy subject, but the dragon doesn't actually take these "brides" back to its lair full of riches and add them to a harem. Okay? It's a big fucking lizard with a brain the size of an orange, it just roasts and eats them.

[sunderwight]

That's why we always pick the most useless airhead to sacrifice come harvest season.

[sunderwight]

Now come on, get those chains off. Where did you even get these? Oh you made them? See that's the kind of craftsmanship the village needs you for. We'll have a big orgy after the ritual and if you want a bunch of us will dress up as dragons and take turns having a go at you. It'll be nice, you'll see.

[sunderwight]

Yes, yes, I know, not the same. Well not all dreams are attainable, in the end.

[slimeful]

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes