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Thank you so much silentsoundy for the TFA figure I won in the giveaway. I was so surprised and happy I got the Starscream one and just, Primus send help.
Look at this nerd.
Tiny helm
Lost in to the night
The ninja knew that space bridge seemed unstable, but he used it anyway. It seemed to have landed him in the right place on the boarders of Kaon, but something was wrong. The place didn’t seem right but Moonblade couldn’t put his finger on it. He de-cloaked and landed to take a better look at things but it wasn’t long before he heard movement.
Like any smart Decepticon, Moonblade was prepared for a fight, a homing shuriken in hand and a kunai in the other. “Heh… I can hear you~ you might as well come out, ne?” The seeker purred ready for an attack or anything underhanded. One could never be too careful.
Cartridge had heard the space bridge and ducked back behind the nearest outcrop of rocks. Why did his illegal activities always have to be interrupted? He turned quickly to power down his equipment with hasty and somewhat careless digits, blue optics darting from side to side. “C’mon baby, shut down...” He encouraged as the device finally shut off, his servos scrambling for the nearby datapad. Cartridge peered out from his hideout, a servo held weapon on either hip in makeshift holsters and the datapad magnetized to his inner thigh. “Sweetspark, you always greet someone, weapons out? Kinda intimidatin’ of ya.” The small turret stood up and stepped out into the open, smiling amicably. His strange audials crackled with constant electrical discharge, a Decepticon insignia just visible on his chassis. Not surprising though considering the worn state of his frame, covered in scratches both new and old. “Not that I mind.”
“ I’ve thought you going to terminate me and pull out my spark. ”, he said to him. “ You are a con though. ”, he said to him.
“Wow, that’s a little dark don’t you think? I mean really, what would I want with your spark.” He cocked his helm and smirked, “Unless that’s your thing, because I would totally fraggin’ understand.”
“ What you mean my thing? I thought decepticons do that and terminate Autobots, ordered by Megatron? ”, he ask him.
“Well, that’s where things get a little complicated.” He took a step closer and smiled amicably, “But let’s not get into all that fraggin’ political slag, yeah? And by your thing I meant it ain’t uncommon to have that sorta kink.”
“ Okay.. Ummm, kink? Well I think I do a cool pose and talk to some femmes. But no luck, some are busy and got other things they need to work on. But I mostly do work in the base. ”, he said to him and looks at his dents and scratches. “ I need to get this buffer up. ”, he said.
Cartridge made a face at the other, “Bleah, can’t stand femmes. nasty creatures… Oh we’re talking about those things now?” He snickered and spun in a circle on a pede, “I illegally obtain objects and cause mayhem. As for the scratches though, I think they add character. You don’t see me bothering with that slag…” He gestured down at his scuffed and paint spattered frame.
Saber got quiet and looks at him, “ Well this is all the kink you meant I have. Just pose cool. ”, he said and shrugs.
Laughter rattled through the other mech’s chassis until he was bent over, resting a servo to one side, “Ow, ahahaha, oh Primus!” He snorted and straightened after a moment, pointing to himself, “I dunno about you.. But if you think that’s all the kink I’ve got you’re sadly mistaken.” He shook his helm and grinned. What a naïve mech...
“ I’ve thought you going to terminate me and pull out my spark. ”, he said to him. “ You are a con though. ”, he said to him.
“Wow, that’s a little dark don’t you think? I mean really, what would I want with your spark.” He cocked his helm and smirked, “Unless that’s your thing, because I would totally fraggin’ understand.”
“ What you mean my thing? I thought decepticons do that and terminate Autobots, ordered by Megatron? ”, he ask him.
“Well, that’s where things get a little complicated.” He took a step closer and smiled amicably, “But let’s not get into all that fraggin’ political slag, yeah? And by your thing I meant it ain’t uncommon to have that sorta kink.”
" Okay.. Ummm, kink? Well I think I do a cool pose and talk to some femmes. But no luck, some are busy and got other things they need to work on. But I mostly do work in the base. ", he said to him and looks at his dents and scratches. " I need to get this buffer up. ", he said.
Cartridge made a face at the other, “Bleah, can’t stand femmes. nasty creatures... Oh we’re talking about those things now?” He snickered and spun in a circle on a pede, “I illegally obtain objects and cause mayhem. As for the scratches though, I think they add character. You don’t see me bothering with that slag...” He gestured down at his scuffed and paint spattered frame.
“Just, fyi, that ain’t an updated look for me. I just got some new assets.” He smirked lazily, “Guess what they are and maybe ya win a prize.”
"You might be a little over half my size, but you're pretty cute despite that." The mech grinned and wriggled his optic ridges.
“You can take cute and shove it up your aft for all I care. I’ve heard elders call their grandchildren saucier names than that!”
Cartridge’s smirk twitched and rapidly shifted to something less stable. He bent down slowly, optics narrowing, “Wanna try that again, little robot? You were made by a fraggin’ human. Can there be anything more degradin’ than that? I’m millions of years old and you were born yesterday as far as I’m concerned. You’re right, you ain’t even close to cute. You’re pathetic.”
First off, he activated his back thrusters which boosted him up into the air, so that he was eye level with this cretin. Then, he let out a giggle. An actual giggle. Not for mockery. He was merely amused by the other’s thoughtfulness.
“I’m sure giving birth to you was pretty degrading for your carrier…”
He hummed, giving a light shrug.
“Millions of years, hm? God, that must be pretty degrading too, mustn’t it? I mean, who wants to get with an old guy?”
Another laugh escaped him. No, escaped was the wrong word. He actually just opened his mouth and it threw itself out into the open, because frankly, this mech was nothing more than a clown in his own little circus.
“I’m more useful than you could ever be, I’m sure. Besides, perfection is but a myth.”
Ultron paused, biting his lower lip as if having made a mistake.
“Oops. Sorry. Has mother not gotten to that part of the bedtime story yet? I mean I know you’re millions of years old but... I don’t want to ruin tonight’s story time for you…”
He let his optics follow the mecha as he rose through the air on his little thrusters, his smug smirk never seeming to waver from his pierced lip plates. And he thought he sounded silly when he giggled, what a strange being. Somewhat amusing though still. “Carrier? I’m afraid you’ve gotten me mistaken for someone younger… And, less experienced. I was forged directly by Primus, our god. Before anyone one else came to be I was at his side while he was at war with his twin, the bringer of chaos. Unicron.” Cartridge pretended for the moment that he even gave a slag over what the tiny creation thought, amused at the attempted insults thrown his way. “Oh you’d be surprised how many mechs dig that. My sparkmate among them. I should introduce you some time, he’s twice my height and immortal. Have fun with that.” Cartridge’s audial horns rippled bright as he was laughed at, his smile merely widening to ridiculous levels of glee. It was so much more enjoyable when someone actually played with him instead of running away. “You think you’re more useful? I’ve fought two wars, and killed far more than you ever managed to. What was that little plan you had again, somethin’ about destroyin’ life? But somehow I get the feeling, you didn’t do so hot. You got fragged by humans who look like they came out of test tubes, and a little demi god. I don’t pretend to be perfect, but records do show.” Laughter rippled from the turret’s chassis, soon shifting to a mocking tone as he replied. “That’s so sweet of you. Oh, just a new born bot and you’re already spoutin’ little insults. Stark must be so proud of you- Oh but that’s right, daddy doesn’t love you.” He pouted at the small mech with a pathetic expression.
“ I’ve thought you going to terminate me and pull out my spark. ”, he said to him. “ You are a con though. ”, he said to him.
“Wow, that’s a little dark don’t you think? I mean really, what would I want with your spark.” He cocked his helm and smirked, “Unless that’s your thing, because I would totally fraggin’ understand.”
“ What you mean my thing? I thought decepticons do that and terminate Autobots, ordered by Megatron? ”, he ask him.
“Well, that’s where things get a little complicated.” He took a step closer and smiled amicably, “But let’s not get into all that fraggin’ political slag, yeah? And by your thing I meant it ain't uncommon to have that sorta kink.”
The small mech walked up, apparently missing his right arm judging by the sputtering wires and energon drizzling from his shoulder. "Hey metal abs, you seen a mech about a helm shorter than me? Little fragger took my arm... Without askin'."
The Lord of Kaon raised an optic ridge. “Er…who are you? And how in the frag did you end up look like you got eaten by a Predacon?”
Cartridge rolled his bright optics, gesturing with his remaining servo, “We met before, and you were really rude.” He pouted at the larger mech for a moment before snickering, “Name’s Cartridge. And I told you, little mech took it. He’s part terrorcon and I just happened to be around when he got hungry.”
“You sure it was me th-wait, terrorcon?!” And that’s when Wheeljack whipped out an assault rifle, backing away and aiming it at the other mech’s spark chamber. “Don’t you take one fragging step closer to me!”
“Whoa, easy!” Cartridge held up his left servo, covering his spark chamber with an irritated glare, “Would you let me explain? Look, he’s this weird hybrid deal. He isn’t gunna kill anyone, he just needs to consume other’s energon at times to revert back to his docile state.” He shrugged his uninjured shoulder, “Let me repeat, he’d never kill anyone, not to mention ain’t big enough to fully drain someone. And he’s never harmed a sparkling… So would ya put the weapon down, do I look like target practice to everyone or somethin’?” Typical wrecker, ex wrecker, or whatever. So Primus fragging jumpy.
“ I’ve thought you going to terminate me and pull out my spark. ”, he said to him. “ You are a con though. ”, he said to him.
“Wow, that’s a little dark don’t you think? I mean really, what would I want with your spark.” He cocked his helm and smirked, “Unless that’s your thing, because I would totally fraggin’ understand.”
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“ Scrap! ”, he begin blasting at him and runs off as fast as he can to escape from him.
Cartridge’s lean frame darted to the side and…
Saber groan from the hit from a rock and continues limping away.
Cartridge practically bounded after him, ignoring his life fluids sloshing across the ground now and then, “You’re such a sparkling!” He yelled, stumbling now and then.
Saber ignore what he said as he jumps off his pain and begin to walk away quickly with his frame dent from the impact.
Cartridge followed after him with a light sway to his hips, calling after him in a mocking voice, “Oh come on baby, what did I do? Come back to me!” He snickered with laughter. “C’mere, I wanna make it up to you.”
Saber turns around, “ What!? ”, he snapped and looks at him as he got his servo turns into a fist.
Cartridge stopped in his tracks and held up his servos, grinning, “Well hi there.” He wriggled his digits on his left servo in a wave before his servos gradually lowered. “I was just tryin’ to have a little fun, didn’t mean to scare you off.”
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kleptomaniacwithknack found Saber Skyhawk
“ Scrap! ”, he begin blasting at him and runs off as fast as he can to escape from him.
Cartridge’s lean frame darted to the side and…
Saber groan from the hit from a rock and continues limping away.
Cartridge practically bounded after him, ignoring his life fluids sloshing across the ground now and then, “You’re such a sparkling!” He yelled, stumbling now and then.
Saber ignore what he said as he jumps off his pain and begin to walk away quickly with his frame dent from the impact.
Cartridge followed after him with a light sway to his hips, calling after him in a mocking voice, “Oh come on baby, what did I do? Come back to me!” He snickered with laughter. “C’mere, I wanna make it up to you.”
“You’re welcome, heh. An inn… Well if you say so. Safety isn’t a big deal just so long as I can keep away from the law.” He realized that sentence hardly made sense, but he did not feel like getting into it. He followed after Reggie with quick steps, begrudgingly thankful that he was going to have a place to lay low. That was all he really needed, time to gather his thoughts. “That’s good, I never was a mech for curfews… I’m not nocturnal, but I’d rather be out durin’ that time anyways. More interestin’ usually.” He readjusted his hold on the crate, “I come from another universe… Location isn’t all that, valid in my memory. I just remember the war.”
“The Inn houses a rogue soldier for the same reason. Murder and whatnot.” Reggie flagged one of the transport carts after beckoning the mech to come closer, “This transporter passes by the Inn on it’s way to my palace. Best to be less conspicuous than just walking or me carrying you.” He chuckled, hopping onto the transporter to shift a few containers to make room for them to sit.
Cartridge tried to look indignant, “I didn't say anything about it being murder.” Granted no one had died, but that was not to say that it had not happened earlier on other runs. Normally he would be a bit of a fragger about simple things, but he ignored the urge and stepped closer. “Oh I’ve never heard that one before.” The small mech said dryly, thinking of the times he had been carried places in his current frame. He slid in beside Reggie a moment later with his storage container balanced on his thighs, “Is all royalty corrupt?” He asked curiously, mischief flickering in his optics.
kleptomaniacwithknack found Saber Skyhawk
“ Scrap! ”, he begin blasting at him and runs off as fast as he can to escape from him.
Cartridge’s lean frame darted to the side and…
Saber groan from the hit from a rock and continues limping away.
Cartridge practically bounded after him, ignoring his life fluids sloshing across the ground now and then, “You’re such a sparkling!” He yelled, stumbling now and then.
The small mech walked up, apparently missing his right arm judging by the sputtering wires and energon drizzling from his shoulder. "Hey metal abs, you seen a mech about a helm shorter than me? Little fragger took my arm... Without askin'."
The Lord of Kaon raised an optic ridge. “Er…who are you? And how in the frag did you end up look like you got eaten by a Predacon?”
Cartridge rolled his bright optics, gesturing with his remaining servo, “We met before, and you were really rude.” He pouted at the larger mech for a moment before snickering, “Name’s Cartridge. And I told you, little mech took it. He’s part terrorcon and I just happened to be around when he got hungry.”