[DUE TO (un)POPULAR DEMAND, THE CANADIAN IS GETTING AN ASK BLOG! Our EXCENTRIC host, the Mod, has ripped her from her original story JUST FOR YOUR VEIWING PLEASURE! So, without further ado, let me pass this account along to the DERANGED CANUCK HERSELF!]
Anyhow- Hey there, i guess. I'm the Hoarder- just Hoard is fine though- the fresh new hire at Reliable... uuuhhh... Reliable something or other... heh... god, that's just stupid
Okay, I work for RED- I can't be fucked with the actual name- but I'm sure you can figure out what that means yourself if you really care- not sure why you would. It's a front anyhow.
Quick rundown on my job: I know a little bit of everything! Supposedly, I'm a Jack-of-all-trades! master of none. I steal stuff, I make smoke bombs, I do everyone else's job, and I'm sorta immortal sometimes... Yeah, I don't get that one either- Medic is trying to figure it out, though.
I'm not sure where this phone thing came from or what it even is- I could probably ask the squirrel... I'd rather not though- but it's MINE now, so... Ask me stuff? I think? Engie says I need friends.
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🧹HOUSEKEEPING 🧹
NO NSFW; Both Mod and Hoard are adults, but this account is (13+) as it will be shared with the tf2 OC community, so please respect that! (Or Mod will consume your kneecaps! ^w^)
DON'T be a DICK; Self explanatory. Just be a decent human being. It's pretty simple. (You can be funny though! That's fine! As long as it's all in good fun! :D)
PLEASE be PATIENT; Mod is gonna be doing drawings for most of the asks. Also, she has school... and. Y'know. Like. A general life. So, please, let Mod cook, or they will just stop cooking. (Mod isn't referring to themselves in the third person, wdym?)
Fourth thing here, ig; Might add more, idk
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📝REFERENCE MATERIALS📝
{To be added}
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🏷️TAGS🏷️
[Stealing Your Wallet] -> Responding to asks (Seriously... check your wallet, she may have taken it)
[Shut Up Hoard] -> Text only posts
[She Stole a Camera] -> Posts with pictures
[Fortress Chat Room] -> Interaction with others
[Someone Got in Again] -> Physical interactions (the Squirrel has let someone in... Again. O-O)
[Hoarder's Hoard] -> Random reblogs/Things Hoard thinks are neat (Oooo, shiny OwO)
[Mod is Modding] -> Mod/ooc interactions or updates
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🐿️Other People/Characters🐿️
{HI! I am the Mod! I look like THIS! I made the account and maintain it! I can't interact with Hoard or any other characters besides the Squirrel, ie. ACORN!(TLDR; I'm a real person)}
[I'm ACORN, and I look like THIS! I gave Hoard the phone, and allow others to physically interact with her! I'm in charge of NARRATION, so I won't show up a lot, but I'll be around! (Not a real person- Acorn is a character)]
This is Hoard (Her text will have the most variation.)
{Other characters will be added as they appear!}
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{With all that out of the way, HAPPY ROLEPLAYING EVERYONE!!}
my partner and i have become fixated on this stupid comment left by a conspiracy theorist on instagram and we can't stop saying it and i just know i'm gonna slip up and say it to a normal person
normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3
Magic Anons, or M! As, are users who send annonymous questions to ask blog that have some kind of magical effect on the blog for a certain duration of time.
big fan of when characters don’t really believe in an afterlife (or seem like the type not to) while also having an unshakable certainty that they specifically are going to hell
