Anders: Sorry about the big explosion. Anders: Sorry it wasn’t bigger!
we're not kids anymore.

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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@klizick
Anders: Sorry about the big explosion. Anders: Sorry it wasn’t bigger!
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I will miss this family so much.
Bwahahahaha!
Her fucking face when she snatched the phone💀💀💀💀💀💀
😂 imma miss them! They can’t leave us 😩😩😩
The shit he has done though… But ahh shit like this is nice
Proof that you can like a person and disagree with them at the same time.
person: *tries to justify kylo’s actions by saying he was brainwashed by snoke*
me:
Kylo needs a slap, end of.
Snoke tempted Kylo to the dark side it’s true but Kylo was also surrounded by good people who loved and cared for him and who did all they could to raise him to be a good person and encourage him to ignore the temptations to the dark side and instead become a jedi…and yet he proceeded to kill his father with a laser sword out of a desire to rid himself of all empathy and compassion
Finn meanwhile was literally raised from childhood to follow orders and do whatever he was told by the First Order…and yet he rebelled against that and fled the First Order because despite all that brainwashing he knew that this was wrong and that he wanted no part of it
And yet Kylo Ren gets treated as a woobie while people find excuses to talk shit about Finn…hmmmmmm…I WONDER WHY THAT IS
Bleh
You know your depression is bad when you make a fucking post about it because you can't get out of your car to go to class. Sitting outside and I can't muster the willpower to go in. It's so fucking stupid. I've been avoiding everyone, even my roommates and friends, people I REALLY care about because I don't have the energy to socialize AND I don't want them to feel sorry for me if I say anything. Maybe I should get some fucking medicine after all.
old friends senior dog sanctuary hasn't posted about captain Ron in a while
is he ok
update: he is more regal than ever
Do Not Ever Forget This
Listen Up | Lazy White People
“It is not the job of the oppressed to educate the oppressors.”
In other words, google is free hoe. We ain’t yo on-demand racism professors.
Especially not for $Free.99.
That’s not an education you fucking idiot. You make a bunch of ludicrous claims and people expect you to back them up with facts and sources because that’s how proving a claim fucking works.
Its not my fucking job to make your arguments for you. Back your shit up or your opinions get thrown in the trash where they belong.
Was done after a minute and a half. You don't talk down to someone respectfully seeking an opinion or knowledge from you. That's some grade-A assholery.
boy’s haircut lady’s shirt
oh my god i am CRYING i went on netflix to watch some parks and rec and
i was….confused?? but then i kept scrolling and
oh my god???????
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY OH MY GOD?????
I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS thank you for this good wholesome april fools prank netflix
okay but IMAGINE FINN AND REY CHECKING WITH POE ABOUT WHETHER SOME ASPECT OF THEIR CHILDHOOD WAS HORRIFYING
Rey: “what is the normal number of times to go to bed hungry?” Poe: “ZERO. ZERO IS THE NORMAL NUMBER OF TIMES TO GO TO BED HUNGRY.” Finn: “that CAN’T be right. What if they give you enough calories but just artificially stimulate your hunger reflexes to prepare you for survival situations in the future?” Poe: “…what the fuck is wrong with the First Order?”
Rey: “At what age is it a good idea for a child to fight a desert scavenger to keep them from robbing you? Older or younger than 8?”
Poe: “…”
Finn: So, putting a kid in a isolation cell is totally a normal punishment, right?
Poe: *internal screaming*
Rey: “so how much food do you think I should horde under my bed for when they stop feeding me?”
Poe: “They won’t-”
Finn: “i’ve gone with as much as i can fit under there, just to be safe”
Poe: “THAT’S HOW WE GET ANTS”
I’ll be honest, whenever a work of speculative fiction (fanmade or otherwise) goes out of its way to describe an intelligent species with bizarre and complicated reproductive biology, the first question that invariably pops into my head is: “How do these critters masturbate?”
what if masturbation was uniquely a human experience though
Okay, I know that you meant “what if humans are the only intelligent species that’s anatomically capable of masturbating?”, but now I’m picturing a universe where humans are the only ones that ever thought to try it.
Human masturbation specialists traveling the galaxy to offer our gift, undertaking rigorous study and enormous personal risk to teach weird-ass aliens how to rub one out.
Calculating the exact harmonic frequencies to allow ancient, vacuum-dwelling crystalline intelligences to self-stimulate.
Descending into the crushing atmospheres of gas giants in specially constructed aerostats to design sex toys for the vast, jellyfish-like super-predators that prowl the hurricane slipstreams.
Wanking is our genius. Our legacy.
Boldly teaching aliens how to touch themselves in places no aliens ever touched themselves before…
So, I'm back
Been taking a crap ton of photos that I want to share and I'm thinking of starting a blog to share my supernatural experiences that will honestly make me sound crazy. At the very least, they should be interesting stories, however.
You can make fire with lemon and nails - Full video
fun science
@weareranger, for your survival kit!
i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen
do you realize how many people would be dragons
you say this like it’s a bad thing
“Women who pull their hair back and know their way around a toolbox are sexy as hell.”
Manslation: Everything women do, no matter how functional or practical, is a performance for men and I’ll never hesitate to judge it on that basis. With a healthy dose of condescension, of course.
It’s always fun when someone like @manslator is there to belittle you for having a progressive outlook on technically-proficient women
Manslation: As we all know, true progressiveness means focusing on the sex appeal of a woman who knows how to use tools instead of her actual knowledge of said tools. Also somebody made fun of one such “progressive” stranger on a popular humor blog and I cried for dayz :( :( :(
You don’t need to put words in my mouth because I’ll tell you exactly what I mean: you’re a damaging shit-stirrer.
“Knows how to use tools” and “knowledge of said tools” are the same thing: proficiency and competence in STEM fields and settings. My girlfriend definitely lies at the upper end of this range–she knows more than I do, and does it even better–and while I wouldn’t call it “sexy,” it adds to her “pretty goddamn awesome.” She’s physically attractive, but it’s her mind and who she is and what she can do that draws me in, not necessarily how she looks. She’s better than I am in every way. Every way. That entrances me as a human being and I respect the hell out of her.
It’s not a performance, it’s just who she is. And she improves my life, and me, in every way, just by being part of it. She is my rising tide. My greatest hope is that I can do the same for her.
Is it so bad that I value her for her mind and strength? Is it inconceivable that someone that doesn’t write for a living might express that kind of feeling through simpler or more myopic words? Her competence and physical attractiveness aren’t conflatable, but I can see where a less eloquent person would make the mistake, and in light of how they behave otherwise, I might be inclined to forgive their poor choice of words and help them figure out a better way to say it.
Your “humor blog” is a seedbox for antagonism, it pits people against each other like somebody’s manipulative relative, and it just makes things worse. You’re the Donald Trump of Tumblr.
You have a highly public platform. You should be using it to improve things, not attacking everybody that walks in the door and giving GooberGaters and MRAs more of a reason to crap on the internet’s carpet. I don’t relate to their misogynistic views and I don’t want to defend them, but waving a red cape at them won’t change their attitudes–if anything, it only makes them burrow in deeper ideologically like the mealy little ticks they are.
They’re like ISIS–the more you vilify them, the meaner they get. They’re all cast in the same mold.
I know it’s hard to get them to see reason, and it’s easier to take potshots at them than to get strapped and jump into the shit. I’ve been trying to do it for a long time, and all it’s ever gotten me were stalkers and snide troll reviews on my books. And that’s not even mentioning the women-and-children-diplomacy Provincial Reconstruction Team convoys I helped coordinate in Afghanistan every week. At least a GGer never lobbed a Soviet mortar into my bedroom.
But it doesn’t stop me, or at least it hasn’t yet.
If you’re going to stand on an anonymous platform, you have more power than the rest of us do. Don’t waste your bullets ricocheting them into the people standing behind you.
Manslation: I completely failed to understand your actual criticism but I’m going to defend myself against a point you didn’t make for, like, a hundred pages. Also, GamerGate is your fault because making fun of misogyny and sexism is Bad and Not Good, mmkay?
omg omg omg
manslator is the donald trump of tumblr
this is like when that guy called me the westboro baptist church of feminism
Except his hands are definitely WAY tinier than mine.
Sexy is a state of being. It's not always about putting on a show or physical beauty. A good sense of humor is sexy, capability is sexy, strength is sexy, compassion is sexy, intelligence is sexy. The whole basis of sexiness has to do with wanting to have sex. If you have a problem with one person picking a valid reason for why they're into another person then you're just being petty.
people will say how things are “in Africa” like it’s one big place that’s homogenous throughout
but god forbid you say “Britain” when you mean “England”
But when you’re referring to Britain you can also be referring to Scotland and Wales… I’ve met some English people that got offended when I called them “British” and just wanted to be called “English”. Others didn’t care. I guess it’s all relative.
Yeah, and when you refer to “Africa,” you could be referring to Algeria, Angola, Benin, Botswana, Burkina Faso, Burundi, Cameroon, Cape Verde, Central African Republic, Chad, Comoros, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Republic of the Congo, Djibouti, Egypt, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Ethiopia, Gabon, Gambia, Ghana, Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Ivory Coast, Kenya, Lesotho, Liberia, Libya, Madagascar, Malawi, Mali, Mauritania, Mauritius, Morocco, Mozambique, Namibia, Niger, Nigeria, Rwanda, São Tomé and Príncipe, Senegal, Seychelles, Sierra Leone, Somalia, South Africa, South Sudan, Sudan, Swaziland, Tanzania, Togo, Tunisia, Uganda, Zambia, or Zimbabwe, and those are just the 54 recognized sovereign states listed on wikipedia
Not to mention the fact that there are around 62,641,000 (62 million) people in the handful of countries in the UK, while there are around 1,032,532,974 (just over a billion) in the dozens of countries on the continent of Africa
Do you see why it’s a problem that people get who don’t give two shits about the “Africa” thing but still get super worked up about the “Britain” thing?
Accepting compliments.
Yeah, reverse the genders, still true lol.