me: *wakes up* me: *cant wake up inside*
Claire Keane

@theartofmadeline
DEAR READER
RMH
Xuebing Du
Jules of Nature
Today's Document
Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Janaina Medeiros
hello vonnie
ojovivo
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
almost home

Product Placement
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
i don't do bad sauce passes

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@beatingsofabesottedheart2
me: *wakes up* me: *cant wake up inside*
She’s a real hellcat in the ring. #eccc
Learning To Cat
lick paw then clean. lick paw then clean. come on, dude.
DEADASS!!!
Aaaaand they will disbar a lawyer QUICK but these cops get paid vacation.
All I’m saying is you need a master’s to be a social worker, but you can be a cop with a high school diploma. Like, on what fucking planet do that make sense?
Cops don’t have to know the law.
There was a supreme court decision recently that a cop is not falsely detaining someone if they’re doing something the cop reasonably believes is against the law, even if it’s actually legal. I think the specific case was about someone driving with a broken taillight in a state where a car is street-legal so long as at least one of its taillights works.
Meanwhile, as a civilian, ignorance of the law is not a defense.
Cops are not required to know the laws they enforce. You are required to know every law you might conceivably break. But then, of course, if you backtalk a cop because you have better knowledge of the law than they do, and they respond violently, good luck winning that.
Hair stylists go through a longer period of education and stricter licensing with violations in the state of California than cops do.
That’s because the system was made for uneducated white men to enforce policies of rich land holding white men against black people for extra profits and reproduction of the idea that whites are superior. Policing is a farce. The police don’t actually care about the law or if they did, more whites would be under the jail than anything.
i’m weak.
im screaming!!
The Curious Case of May Parker
It’s happening in the cartoons, too:
Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)
Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)
Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)
Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)
True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself
Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young
Faux Leather Mary Janes by goldenponies
pikachu you are not an eeveelution get out of the fucking shot
i love calling my self a Bitch but if a man calls me a bitch im gonna step on his throat an snap his neck
As bad as things may get it does bring me some form of perverse comfort to know I’ll never be as purely evil as these people
When you have the first good sleep youve had in like a week I’m on mobile someone add a pic
Why do I ask you people to do anything
SHE SCREM
lms if u want a relationship like this(:
#god please stop heterosexual people from living like this#why do we/they do this#I can’t#y'all cray (via @thatlilqt)
i looked up the source for this and its from an anime where a dude has to keep a constant boner for a month straight or he loses his house
is this the episode where he lost his house
side note, teaching myself to pronounce that last one felt like learning a new fucking language