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Hello, If you're Reading this...

I guess, welcome to my blog! I have no idea what im going to write on this, or how frequently.

I'm a 15 year old ✨Experience✨

She/Her or They/Them

I like: Reading, Movies, TV Shows, especially nostalgic ones, DnD, Art, Performing.

Books i like: Solitare, Radio silence (shoutout Alice Oseman!) The corfu trilogy (a must read!!) The mortal Instruments series

Shows I like: Brooklyn-99, Stranger Things, Doctor Who, Good Omens, Orange is the New Black, Adventure Time.

Movies I like: Moonrise Kingdom, The Phonecian scheme, IT, The Princess Bride.

I know, for no reason at all, Random History facts. I'm really quite shit at maths.

I really like Wes Anderson movies, and David Tennant Shows/Movies

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YALL I SAW A SQUIRREL FOR THE FIRST TIME YESTERDAY OMG IM SO HAPLY THEY COOL GUYS

Did you guys know squirrels look cool cus I dod not omfg the divas

[aceofpans]

...HI...

hello twin,,,

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[nchntd]

In the club

[vacuously-true]

I think I’m literally never gonna be sick of this masterpiece. I think watching it on a loop for eight hours could fix me. Dancing’s what clears my soul. Dancing’s what makes me whole.

[dimmadoome]

I just love that this very video is an accumulation of thousands of years worth of art made by people who have never met each other. The concept of this video was so completely unfathomable to every single artist who made the sculptures and yet they’ve all put something toward the creation of it.

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ITS BACK ON MY TIMELINE

[ririwithrice]

The good blog of RIRI was written

By a wonderful lad

Ne’er scantily clad

In the great glad-rags of Britain!

I’m meant to be the one writing the limericks silly BUT THIS IS A TREASURE HGFHHGFHGGBBHFG. my favourite line “ne’er scantily clad” like random but true. Thank you so much for this, def going in the ririville hall of fame

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YIPPEE HOORAY

[contact-guy]

helloooo this is a MASTER POST of my Sherlock Holmes annotations, aka shitpost doodles of my favorite parts with occasional headcanons. I will pin this so it's available and update it as I go because this feels like it's becoming a full series, god help me.

I'm reading the stories in the order they occurred (according to Baring-Gould, who I am currently arm wrestling in the astral plane over how many wives Watson had) so that's how I will present them!

EDIT: decided to draw them in the order that makes sense to me, Baring-Gould you’re too silly

EDIT 2: this is basically a webcomic at this point, with ongoing continuity and a romantic storyline that can be enjoyed if you read in order. I did not intend this, but I have Sherlock Holmes disease and there's only one cure (doing this)

EDIT 3: content warning/advertisement depending on your temperament: this series gets into one of my big interests, historical queerness, period accurate homophobia, and how laws around queerness affected lived experience. it also has things that you can expect from a Sherlock Holmes story like: drug use involving needles, violence, flagrant use of old timey guns, and people dying in shocking and mysterious ways!

Copies of Volume 1 can be ordered here!

A Study in Scarlet 🩸

The Speckled Band 🐍

The Resident Patient 🩺

The Noble Bachelor 👰

The Second Stain 📮

The Reigate Squires 📝

The Dancing Men 👯‍♂️

Silver Blaze 🏇🏻

The Six Napoleons ⚫️

The Red Circle 🕯️🪟

The Greek Interpreter 🩹

Mycroft Interlude 🎩

The Beryl Coronet 🥪

The Yellow Face 🙂

The Hound of the Baskervilles 🐺

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

-Part Six

-Part Seven

The Gloria Scott ⚓️

The Valley of Fear 🏰

-Part One

-Part Two

Shoscombe Old Place 🎣

Charles Augustus Milverton 💌

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

The Copper Beeches ✂️

-Part One

-Part Two

The Sign of the Four 💉

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

-Illustration

-Part Six

-Part Seven

The Cardboard Box 📦👂🏻

Second Interlude 💒

A Scandal In Bohemia 💃

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

The Stockbrokers Clerk 🦷

The Engineer’s Thumb 👍🏻

The Crooked Man 🦝

The Naval Treaty 🌹

The Five Orange Pips 🍊

The Man With The Twisted Lip 🧽

-Part One

-Part Two

The Boscombe Valley Mystery 🪨

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

The Dying Detective 🦪

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

Christmas Eve, 1890 🎄

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

The Blue Carbuncle 🪿💎

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

The Blanched Soldier 🪖

The Final Problem 🏔️

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

-Part Six

-Part Seven

-Part Eight

-Part Nine

-Part Ten

-Part Eleven

The Empty House 👤

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

-Part Six

A Case of Identity 💍

-Part One

-Part Two

The Red Headed League 👨‍🦰

-Part One

-Part Two

The Illustrious Client 🧪

-Part One

-Part Two

-Part Three

-Part Four

-Part Five

The Golden Pince-Nez 👓

-Part One

-Part Two

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BAM NAME CHANGE

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The heathens are telling me.. to make a strawpage...

[aceofpans]

eyyy it's australiaaaaaa

how are you feeling about the world cup?

we’re going to win because I said so!!!!!!

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Are ya sure

Dw I'm devastated about the results of the knockout (HOW DID SCOTLAND NOT MAKE IT??)

[pierrotdoesnteat]

positivity train!

if you see this or are tagged in it, tag a couple of your favorite mutuals/blogs and let them know you appreciate seeing them on your dash!

@h0neysugarfree @blueberrylovv @bequiteanddriveeeeeee @cherri-bomb-bomb @eg0mechan1c @fatrexicisback

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

@star-cluster-nyx @a-sociopath-do-your-research @enlighten3d @little-red-insomniac @lucifer-is-a-bag-of-dicks @jackson-imbecille @mysoulusesumbrellasinthesun @tomboy014

[star-cluster-nyx]

@tallassredwood @a-sociopath-do-your-research (im tagging u again ehehehe) @one-chaotic-neautral @koreanbibliophilegirl @asterisk0s

<3

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

@artistichermit @charles-simmons @dreamshaxd @grimmijaggers @greenbeany @kadextra @colormints-art @pepper-mintzyy @thesummerrtriangle @tristicorde @randomideas666 @amastelaire @tang0w0tek @digoload

Tagged all my moots/followers/fave artists I could think of haha

[tristicorde]

To the amazing people who tagged me <333: @dreamshaxd @thesummerrtriangle @koreanbibliophilegirl

The amazing people who like a reblog my nonsense <333: @demoniccrowz @quotidian-oblivion @unknown-guesses @fr-likes-chocolate @foursixtwonineoh-pizzas-of-lego @igotthisaccountunderduress @brb-on-a-quest @behold-a-cat

[foursixtwonineoh-pizzas-of-lego]

Awwwwwww thx for thr tag Tristi!!!!

I’m retagging because there’s a bit of overlap here hehe)

@crow-aeris @igotthisaccountunderduress @quotidian-oblivion @gremmyroeroe @brb-on-a-quest @myfairkatiecat @thehummingbirdsmatter @informedimagining @junojojo @marithefriendlyghost @themundanemudperson I love you allllllllll

[iggy-gotthisaccountunderduress]

@tristicorde @foursixtwonineoh-pizzas-of-lego thank youuuu <333

spreading positivity to @hiddenvioletsgrow @jae-birde @kvr0ii @rubiatinctorum @brb-on-a-quest

@walkthruthewords @quotidian-oblivion @a-resplendent-mushroom @cygnusdoesthings @pics-and-fanfics

@brokenstar28 @eternalapogee and all my lovely moots!!

[brb-on-a-quest]

@tristicorde @walkthruthewords @igotthisaccountunderduress @hiddenvioletsgrow @quotidian-oblivion @a-resplendent-mushroom

@rosiefinches @robindrake13 @cygnusdoesthings @ladyartichokie @ramblings-of-lola @afaroffsong @informedimagining

Edit adding more bc I'm an idiot and forgot ppl 😭😭

@onewingedsparrow @annotated-catastrophe @alchemicalwerewolf @123letsgobestie @evilmusicnote and other ppl who haunt my notifs

Too many other moots that I'm probs forgetting ilyyyyyyy

[paradiddlediddlediddle]

@mocharoni @peaces-of-magic @inexpressiblybeatiful @diary-of-a-wimpy-kid @weepingprincesssoul @helloliriels

<3333333

[inexpressiblybeautiful]

Thaaaaaaaanks!!!!!!

@ejacutastic @headspace-hotel @jehovas-unreliable-witness @kalgalen @queen-of-meows @andy-skull @ghostpaynes @leesbian42 @dxtrromano @sexually-confused-goblin @evilmusicnote

[sexually-confused-goblin]

Thank you for tagging me @inexpressiblybeautiful , that's sweet of you <3

@no-cinnamon-for-synonym @hoothalcyon @yurayuramiharin @beautifulterriblequeen @zuppizup @that-disabled-princess

[beautifulterriblequeen]

Aaah my heart!

@thedizzydinosaur @stuck-in-jelly @thechocochick @rayllurn @dragonnguard @sunstone-nerding @ladyandherbooks @cosmicpoutine @argonblue

[rayllurn]

🥺❤️❤️

@mandaloriandragontrainer @konmaao3 @a-very-sparkly-nerd @m4rs-ex3 @arcadianmoonshadowjedi @wolfwarrior142

[m4rs-ex3]

AWWWWW

@angsty-worm @wolfwarrior142 @chocolatecake47 @tategaminu @a-very-sparkly-nerd

@raylasgf @otiksimr @moondustgleam @sagegreenfrogs @stuck-in-jelly

@wneella @ripple-rapple @poffim @numptypylon @mo-nmage

@winterstorm032802 @lowpolyanimals @catfindr @mandaloriandragontrainer @ethereal-maia

@raayllum and @bisexualenbyblueberry i guess perhaps

[raylasgf]

TYSM MARSS AWWW

theres literally so many accounts i love seeing on my feed (and a lot of you are my mutuals!!!! which is crazy!!!!!! like wdym this person wrote the greatest piece of literature the world has seen and they’re my mutual anyways)

@mo-nmage @m4rs-ex3 @ripple-rapple @a-very-sparkly-nerd @wneella @bisexualenbyblueberry @blutopaz15 @thatartiststudios @tategaminu @rayllurn @raayllum @mandaloriandragontrainer @sagegreenfrogs @wolfwarrior142 @chocolatecake47 @ghost-hearth @rianekochou @thrandilf @dragonprinceofficial @winterstorm032802 @taeraemisuu @hiccupshypotheticalleftsock @jeonalexx

(i’m sure i’ve forgotten people but. you for now 💗)

[sagegreenfrogs]

AWWWW <333

@a-very-sparkly-nerd @adamswretchedthing @klspacecadet @ashippingpotato @sorenssword @chaoticgoodthiefling @honeii-puff @youruinedmylifebynotbeingreal @philosophershroomie @zaphand @moondustgleam @that-one-satanic-tree

and others bc there are a lot of you lol <33

[armayes]

AWH

@sorinethemastermind @lilisouless @19burstraat @stuck-in-jelly @barrel-crow-n @jezlorz @gergthecat

[natureforlife]

Love you all🫶🏻 It makes me so happy seeings y'all on my feed!☺️

@confused-reading-ink-rat @hereforthegays-wholesomefandom @ray3646 @inleashlessconfusion @cloudcreates @ogvioletjedisylveon @averylovesgirls

[cloudcreates]

Aww thanks!

@shipperofthenineseas @fawnblooms @toxictoad @irunaki @maximumqueer @please-be-nice-im-sensitivee @witless-winion1 @cloudycapes @thhouseofblack @ulises-aithon @echo-loves-flowerboy @masterofthewarcry <33

[ulises-aithon]

Wait, really? Thanks so much! 🩵

@laiapolypharmakos, @ironspdr6700, @venomspecs, @jamescartoon, @holy-mother-of-whumpers, @midnightlighthowlite, @miles-crow, @katerinaaqu, @dolihannah, @fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme, @maximumqueer, @arkimessa@post-troy-stress-disorder, @myblacknightworld, , @dinofanx, @perroulisses, @simugeuge, @smokey07, @arkimessa, @atar-a-ifigenia, @v4mp1rism, @cauliflawava, @shipperofthenineseas, @discordant-tongues@jamescartoon, @herb-on-a-stick, @tunguszka20, @thhouseofblack, @when-the-pawnn@most-sane-classicist

[fullyconsumedbywhatlovesme]

@tied-to-the-mast @v4mp1rism @spid-the-spider @shipperofthenineseas @spineless-lobster @post-troy-stress-disorder @seasonsofmedea @herb-on-a-stick @subtletwilighteternity @fawnblooms @when-the-pawnn @please-be-nice-im-sensitivee @mybedismytruelove @galusandmalus @authoriala @avatarofthetired @myosotis-elinora

🫶

[subtletwilighteternity]

@tied-to-the-mast, @lacy-gracie, @bardorsomethinglikethat, @cosmic-entity-official, @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person, @cabinthreeproblems, @punkeropercyjackson, @cate7solace, @artemisiamasterofnone🩷🩷🩷🩷

[cosmic-entity-official]

@whimsical-stars-strung @subtletwilighteternity @weedleysnumberonefan @anonmous-offical

💜💜💜💜

[weedleysnumberonefan]

Thank you <333 /gen, you make my day!

@anonmous-offical @sans-the-skeleconch-offical , @willow-wisp-fae , @niktokof , @justh4nn <3333 (close moots) + open tags <3

🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

[niktokof]

HELL YEAH I LOVE POSITIVITY!!!!! MY TEST RESULTS FOR BEING HAPPY ARE POSITIVE!!!!!!!

@everyone. how do i do thi- oh right we're not on discord..

@fatelosingitspatience @beatrixie12 @grillthusiast @agendermarimba @transmasc-offical @laufey-official @fish-with-autism @fishthebassistrawrxd @mildcharacterenjoyer @harbinger-of-silly @riddleribbonkat @just-your-normal-human-being @maddiegayashell @bacone-official @knickknat @creationclown @clowncore09 @oogl3 @drumsticks-offical @c7b3rzp4c3 AND ALL MY OTHER FRIENDS AND MOOTS AND PEOPLE AND BEINGS WHO I HAVE INTERACTED WITH!!!!! STAY POSITIVE!!!!!!!

[harbinger-of-silly]

I AM STAYING SOOO POSITIVE RN. ALL ABROAD THE HEALTHY CHIT-CHAT TRAIN

@goldenbunny30 @abra-ca-deadbra @theunrhymablerhymes @the-only-onyx-gem @rice-w0lf @ririwithrice

[ririwithrice]

Oh my word I was just posting about trains YAY @the-rat12 @an-insane-alt @caprisunizgud @kewpie-mayo-hoarder @northwxrds @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @punky-beaver-offical @zithergiltscorner etccc

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I REEEEALLY need to post more @mariorat-the-aroace @dqk-theaceartist @windowtoluxus @the-queen-of-geese @aceofpans @happy-2689

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fish baguette

they sell that for $8.95 here. I would know, I've had it.

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don’t you live in Singapore?

Close, But no cigar

I live in beijing! the amazing industrial complex of china.

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Have you seen Hoppers yet?

Whoaaaat is thaaoaaat?

[burgersburgersburgersburgers]

not gonna post art today maybe

For compensation here are some songs and bands that I think are kyman themed or at least fit their vibe (because I dont have an actual playlist)

femtanyl- songs below

-PUSH UR T3MP3R

-LOVESICK, CANNIBAL!

-MURDER EVERY 1 U KNOW

-P3T

-MAN BITES DOG

Arctic Monkeys

-Red Right Hand

-R U MINE?

-Do I Wanna Know?

-Red Lights Indicate Doors Are Secured

Happy Fits

-Get A Job

-Go Dumb

-Two of Many

-Haunted Lust

-Mary

Lemon Demon

-Sweet Bod

-Touch Tone Telephone

-Angry People

-Between You And Me

-Atomic Copper Claw

-Soft Fuzzy Man

-Knife Fight

-No Eyed Girl

-Subtle Oddities

Sodikken

-Redmaggedon

-Hansel

-Gretel

-People Eater

Mitski

-Me and My Husband

Jack Stauber

-Fighter

Will Wood

-The Main Character

-Hand Me My Shovel, I'm Going In!

-Against The Kitchen Floor

-6uo 5oh Cop-Out

Love, Me Normally

And some from artists I dont consistently listen to as much as these:

-Heart Throb by Be Your Own Pet

-Wet by Dazie and the Scotts

-Stalker's Tango by Autoheart

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FEMTANYL RAAAAAAAAH

KYMAN RAAAAAAAAAAH

BURGERSBURGERSBURGERSBURGERS RAAAAAAAAAAH

(I tried to comment but alas)

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Hot Girl Midnight Cry Summer

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Don't you just love staying up till 11pm and watching Markiplier play the new subnautica EA?

No??

WEEEELLLL FUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU (please get the reference)

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Has anyone else randomly dropped 4.5kgs in one day or was that just me