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This song gives me kind of Rookie vibes (‘show them you’re no rookie, you’re a pro’ and the focus on laughter)

[forgottenclubpenguinfacts]

Fact #866

Source: Club Penguin Magazine, issue #30

If you see this on New Club Penguin, it was stolen!

[probablybadrpgideas]

the bbeg is an emperor penguin who learns his species is called "emperor penguin" and decides to turn antarctica into an empire

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I made the mistake of wondering about puffle biology/anatomy the other day and now I can’t stop thinking about it.

I’d assume they’re mammals, but where do they secrete milk from? Do they have nipples somewhere under that fur or are they more like monotremes? For that matter, where are their genitals? Where do they urinate/defecate from?

What do their skeletons look like? Is it just one giant skull? They surely must have a spine, but what would its purpose be? How big are their brains?

[dailycatsblog]

[adz]

how fucking sinister is this. i cant imagine the emotion i’d feel if i saw someone wearing a jet black baseball cap with a propeller

[infectiouspiss]

you knock on my door and hear loud barking and scrambling noises and me yelling "no!! down boy!! down!!!" and then when i open the door there is a single crab on the floor

[klutzys-cat-flap]

Bro what do you mean Disney released a Gangnum Style parody with Herbert and Klutzy in the middle of Operation Blackout 😭

[forgottenclubpenguinfacts]

Fact #811

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If the EPF successfully captured Herbert and kept him in a cell that was heated to his preferred temperature, do you think he would just completely mellow out and change or would he still be exactly the same?

[traaansfem]

F

[klutzys-cat-flap]

What’s the best way to catch up on PSA/EPF-related lore? I’ve watched playthroughs of the PSA missions, both DS games, the System Defender levels, and the CPI adventures, but I don’t really know where to go from there.

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Which PSA/EPF agent do you most ship with Herbert?

Agent/Ace

Aunt Arctic/The Director

Dot

G

Jet Pack Guy

PH

Rookie

An OC

None

Something else/see results

Voting ended onNov 24, 2025

[todaysbird]

fascinated by this creature at dollar general today…taking great attributes from penguins and snowmen, but not really sure which this is

[jupiter235]

Snow-penguin.......

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Rookie being unable to handle the spiciness of the O berries is extra funny when you consider the fact that birds don’t experience capsaicin as spicy the way that mammals do

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Bro why was G just drawing a self-portrait at the start of Waddle Squad?

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@itsawildsaltychip I liked your tags so much I had to make it lol

[gadgetroom-psa]

I'M GIGGLING CAN I DRAW THIS????

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Please do!

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Damn, the EPF really did not give a fuck about Herbert at the end of Herbert’s Revenge huh? He got launched into the fucking stratosphere and they just had a water party