GREGORY HOUSE who takes your panties off and tucks them in his back pocket before fucking you – you’ll probably never see them again. he keeps a little collection that makes itself useful when you’re not there to get him off.
JAMES WILSON who doesn’t even bother taking your panties off – he just tugs them to the side and takes you. he’s impatient. he’s hard. and he needs you now.
ROBERT CHASE who’s clumsy and rips your panties on the way, betraying his calm figure. if he can’t tear the fabric? the underwear will just stay bunched around your ankles or knees – or even under your ass – when he fucks you.
remus is like that one teacher who’s kinda dorky but sweet, but he never talks about his personal life
then one day this super hot guy covered in piercings and tattoos shows up, drops off his lunch, calls him “love”, and gives him a kiss on the cheek. and all of remus’s students lose their mind
remus making pasta at 3 am because sirius is hungry, but the sleeves of his sweater keep coming down, and his hands are greasy so he turns to sirius, who’s yapping about something sitting on the counter, and just holds his hand out so sirius can pull his sleeves back up, sirius completely misunderstands what he’s asking, and hops off the counter and confusedly wraps his arms around him, remus just sighs and rests his cheek on his head, pulling him closer
Remus crying a little because Sirius is ontop of him, asleep, wearing his shirt, all tired and fucked out becasue of him, his face all smushed up in sleep the way Remus is so familiar with because he knows all of Sirius' little quirks now. If he told himself from just a few months ago that this is his life now after years of wanting it, he's pretty sure past Remus would cry too.
You haven’t forgotten how he got a kangaroo plushy for his bachelor’s party; you never fail to get him a mini Joey every year for some special occasion
He rolls his eyes and laughs at that
He shares his absolute deepest darkest secrets with you, including that time he killed the dictator
Has unresolved daddy issues, so would probably seek some kind of caregiver/older figure kind of comfort from you
Exaggerates his Aussie accent just for your amusement
Tells you about his life in Australia; sharks, kangaroos, Marmite, treacherously hellish creatures, all of that
Sometimes makes them ridiculously outlandish and stereotypical just to see you smile or laugh
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A switch — pretty soft dom, subbiest subby sub
Very eager to please, follows orders to the letter
Asks for your permission to come every single time:3 and tries to hold it until he hears your explicit say so
Gets REALLY anxious when you’re upset for any reason while in this headspace
Just wants to be praised and taken care of:(
Praises you to heaven when he’s a dom
“Mmhm, that’s right, taking me so well— who’s my sweet angel?”
funny how everyone assumes sirius is a sex god when there’s a particular nerdy 6-feet-something guy out there who always reduces him to whimpering mess
i will NOT fall for the propaganda that remus is just an average good-looking guy and that he doesn’t really stand out next to sirius because sirius is the eye-catcher
WRONG
remus is just as pretty and handsome as sirius, just in a different way. sirius has high cheekbones, perfect features, grey eyes and that self-confident aura that makes him look like he just stepped straight out of a vogue magazine.
and remus is just as breathtaking. he’s tall and immediately stands out in every room, but he also has more distinctive features, like a big nose that somehow only makes him look more majestic and handsome. with his brown curls constantly falling into his warm brown eyes, his freckles and his tanned skin, he looks like the human version of being sun-kissed.
when people see sirius and remus together they’re not thinking “wow sirius is attractive”, they’re thinking “damn what a hot couple”