Random Thomas Sanders Sentence Starters
“Cool, can we make it gay?” “Could be gayer.” “Suddenly the two felt urge to dance.” “That was a lot of work. Time for lunch.” “You are the MAN.” “That doesn’t even make sense!” “Hey, I got hot dog hands.” “Here s/he comes, the queen able to kill men with single stare.” “It’s a common law that the flower will be presented to the loveliest of lads.” “What? WHAT?” “We’re turning back we gotta get those.” “Hey do you know if your friends are doing okay?” “Hey, do you know if you might be bothering your friends?” “You know there’s a chair right here?” “I’m gonna get it done todaaaaaaaa- tommorow.” “Time to get up.” “Time for lunch.” “Time to bed.” “Dude, I just come up with idea for the best thing.” “…What did you just do?” “GET DOWN!” “They got ___!” “S/he has to go home.” “Sadly only one cookie remained in the store.” “Sorry boys, ___ is getting that cookie.” “You guys gotta stop wasting time. Everytime we start to talk we waste time, time is very valuable in classroom. The more time we waste, the less we get to learn in one class and more guys you have to do after class, alright?” “WHY DO I LET YOU DO THIS?!” “NO! I love you but this is mine.” “I don’t remember anything we said last week.” “He was very handsome and all the ladies that looked at him fell in love.. The guy that was walking him was okay.” “With this final bag she finally disposed of the body.” “Shh, don’t blow my cover.” “Good night, good night. Don’t let the demons out of your closet!” “Bored on holiday? You can read. Catch up on TV. Go on a run! Murder your friend. Bury the body. Lie to police. Make a getaway!”













