Chapter XXI

Kirsty - 21. Reading. SEN Learning Support Assistant.

[refinery29]

Happy Thanksgiving, hope you hear a good Dad joke

GIFS VIA NBC NEWS

[baby-berita-deactivated20200413]

they’re so beautiful

[thebestoftumbling]

guy annoying his girlfriend with bad ikea puns

[5000letters]

I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.

me.   (via itcuddles)

[maaarine]

[odditymall]

[kn0blauch-blog]

what's the big deal with having the signs for gay and lesbian?

No no no nothing!!! It’s not that it’s just the sign language I use they “translate” differently! So I’m signing to the kids in my school “Do you want a biscuit” or “You are happy”.. whereas according to those signs what I’m actually saying is “Do you want a boner?” or “You are a lesbian” D: D: D:

[ohcardigan]

i went to the library earlier today and i found this treasure

[tacticalmaplefrog]

WHAT.

[homosexualpancakes]

don’t eat the dead lesbians, they’re forbidden

[eggforpresident]

@a-c-spies

[kn0blauch-blog]

NO I KNOW SIGNING IN A DIFFERENT LANGUAGE AND I USE LESBIAN AND GAY AND BONER ALL THE TIME BUT THATS NOT WHAT I MEAN AND I WORK IN A SCHOOL 

THEY’RE MY SIGNS FOR HAPPY, MAN AND BISCUIT :((((

[4gifs]

[awwww-cute]

my boyfriend doesn’t believe that his cat bullies mine

[shanagement]

Sometimes being an adult is basically like being both a very young child and that child’s parent simultaneously. Like “Okay, if you go buy toilet paper you can get ONE TREAT.”

[kn0blauch-blog]

Ffs been having a paperwork day and updating all my contact/bank details on my various accounts all have been super easy yet here I am, on hold to Vodafone for the last half an hour because they’ve decided you have to call them just to change your direct debit details

COME ONNNN

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

Of course I’ll hurt you. Of course you’ll hurt me. Of course we will hurt each other. But this is the very condition of existence. To become spring, means accepting the risk of winter. To become presence, means accepting the risk of absence.

Antoine de Saint-Exupéry, The Little Prince (via anamorphosis-and-isolate)

[hershey]

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

[coqueli-cat-deactivated20191111]

when u have to be nice to creepy guys so u don’t get murdered :-) #justgirlythings

[moosekleenex]

[iwanttobeastayathomedad-deactiv]

wolfgangcloud <3

[kittyvines]

[antigeorge]

my sense of humor: someone sends a text to me with a typo and I only respond with the typo