[knebulae]

aphrodisiatic_cat fic list

current wip ·

keep your teeth in my skin · E · 32k · 5/? · porn with angst and plot and happy ending · alpha/alpha, boxer/sex worker au

heated rivalry · hollanov

can't hurt the last piece of her · T · 2k · hurt/comfort · ilya pov of "what if shane sent the 'we didn't even kiss' text"

you're nice but you're not him · E · 29k · angst with a happy ending · what if instead of meeting rose landry that night...shane went home with the bartender?

Keep Still, You're Injured · E · 3k · situationship smut with feelings ft cockwarming · shane gets benched with an injury and ilya comes over to definitely not have sex with him

Eat Your Bread Crusts · cover · E · 38k · getting-together fluff with a bit of conflict · t4tboys hollanov | out and proud shane x stealth ilya | college hockey au

Obedient Over-Achieving Canadian Tops · E · 4k · situationship smut with feelings · sub top shane x dom bottom ilya

"Heat Break!" · E · 6k · just crack-ish omegaverse porn · alpha ilya x omega shane, in-heat on-ice fucking

mdzs · wangxian

Hot blood, cold blade · E · 29k · modern au getting-together · rivals to (sex to) roommates to friends to (dads to) lovers

Golden Core Insertion Procedure · E · 7k · post-canon getting-together · wei wuxian needs to do a sex ritual. lan zhan promises to find the best cultivator to help him

arcane · jayvik

The Fight for Zaun · cover · M · 79k · basically completely re-writing canon · what if jayce falls into the undercity with hextech, where he and a gang of rag-tag misfits use it to fuel zaun's uprising?

Draw Me Like One Of Your Hex-girls · E · 8k · getting-together smut · jayce likes life drawing, so viktor offers to model

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my tag for writing updates/new chapter posts is #knebwrites

this list is non-exhaustive, some of my older works ive left off just because i dont think theyre as interesting

if youve read anything ive written, thank you so so much

[cheaphalloweencostume]

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

[lavenderprose]

I need you guys to walk with me and understand that Ilya and Shane's first fuck as a married couple takes place on the edge of Ilya's bed ("Our bed, Hollander, our marital bed--" "Jesus fucking Christ Ilya--") while Usher Yeah! plays at bone-melting volume from the backyard and guys from three different hockey teams yell the lyrics even louder. Shane realizes that Ilya is inadvertently thrusting to the beat and for one very brilliant second it is the hottest thing ever. The mood is genuinely almost ruined when the song switches to Sweet Caroline. Harris should never be allowed to DJ again.

"SWEET CAROLINE. BUM BUM BUM." - Eleven highly inebriated hockey players and David Hollander, who's having great memories of his own wedding where they played the same song.

"Good times never seemed so good..." - Ilya Rozanov, whisper-singing to himself and completely unaware of it as he rails his husband into next Tuesday.

"Why is this hot. Oh my god why is this hot." - Shane Hollander, who at the age of thirty is still discovering things about himself.

[my-2nd-account]

I'm all for Ilya picking up Shane in a sexual scenario. H o w e v e r, I do believe Shane is the one picking Ilya up in any other context. Ilya fell asleep while they were watching tv? Shane is carrying him to bed. Ilya refusing to go somewhere and stomping his foot and being stubborn? Shane throws him over his shoulder and carries him kicking and screaming. Ilya hurt his ankle while they were playing football at the cottage? Shane is carrying him inside and coddling his ass (he's fine but he's acting like he just got shot).

Which is why myshane is the one carrying myilyushka into the house after their wedding with the Pike kids.

[grabmyboner]

wait i came back to say look at shane comforting a relief stricken ilya. look at him cradling and holding and kissing his crying ilya soooso protective and caretaking

[gingerbreadoatmilkchai]

this image drives me insane genuinely like please the massive fucking arms the tattoos his beautiful face and perfect hair someone please stop him

[thepittmemes]

[sluttywilliams]

river my love your new theme is so beautiful!! hope you have a great day, here's some hudpit just for u<3

rita please this is the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me i love you <3

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[iwrotemrtambourineman]

re: who’s a better captain between shane and ilya like okay maybe shane is untouchable because of his skills and doesn’t party with the metros a lot and when he does its a ginger ale or half a beer but he’s an incredibly stable person that I think makes up for a lot of that. on the other hand I can see the raiders rookies having to be taken aside and being told that at least three times a season ilya will come to practice and be behaving like a wild animal with dead eyes and when this happens you pick a god and you pray.

[knebulae]

Absolutely perfect ty aika

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via by.aikaflores

[themoonandmyman]

I hc that one of Hollanov’s favourite sex positions (top 5) is Shane straddling Ilya’s lap with Ilya sat upright against the headboard. It doesn’t allow for a huge range of movement, so it’s mostly for the lazy days where the need for connection outweighs the rush towards pleasure. They just hold each other like they’re trying to crawl into each other’s ribcage and whisper soft sweet things in time with the slow, molasses sweet grind of Shane’s hips. When they finally do cum, it’s with misty eyes and whimpered I Love Yous <3

[dailyhollanovgifs]

they wanted to be in each other's skin

[hollanderthoughts]

hayden keeps telling me its so awesome to have a captain who appreciates the sober lifestyle and im like thats great man but i dont think where i go when im sucking dick and cock counts as being “sober” to be completely honest like idk if it’s the taste or just the weight of it or whatever but I’m like. Not on this planet anymore.

[hollanderthoughts]

Stop telling me to google search “submissive” and “subspace ”. I have done that several times. This is about getting cock drunk, which is real and a completely separate thing that means far less about myself as a person than the thing you’re thinking of. It’s different.

[souvenirs]

[spitfaggot]

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

[hollandar]

Hudson Williams, #1 Shane Understander

I think Shane was a character who, soon as I read him, made all the sense to me. I felt immediately a kinship and an ownership over Shane. I was like, “I need to be the only person to tell this story. I get it. I want to be the person to be Shane and I want to spend time with him.” [x]

(sources below)

PANEL 1 Out

PANEL 2 (fear/desire) The Permanent Rain Press

PANEL 3 (vegas bathroom) Numero Netherlands

PANEL 4 (tears) Harper's Bazaar

PANEL 5 (ilya inverse) Teen Vogue Image: [x]

PANEL 6 (additions) (4 gifs) Numero Netherlands Entertainment Weekly

PANEL 7 (good job) Them

PANEL 8 (dichotomy) eTalk CTV CBC News Images: [x] [x] [x]

PANEL 9 (cottage home) Variety

PANEL 10 (heart eyes) Timid

PANEL 11 (evolution) Much Image: [x]

PANEL 12 (yuna) Variety

PANEL 13 Timid Numero Netherlands Out Image: [x]