Kneel to The Puny God

KNEEL.

[babygoatsandfriends]

[kneeltothepunygod]

TINIEST CRUNCH NOISES 

[Vine]

[lunchparade-deactivated20201030]

When you say something bad about your self and your friends agree

[goingtobuffalo]

how fucked up would it be if you jumped in a ball pit and it was just tomatoes painted different colors

[yavn]

thats the entire show

[bluebeardsfinalgirl]

“What is shipping?”

[stark-black-deactivated20181218]

I’m laughing forever thanks Kakashi

[space-ace13]

Where’s that gif of Deadpool walking up to Spider-Man at comic con while he’s posing for pictures and just linking their fingers together?

[horatjo]

[over-the-garden-greg-deactivate]

this is pure gold

[voguelovesme]

One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without you ever really noticing, someday is today. And then someday is yesterday. And this is your life.

This is from one tree hill, not John green  (via ruze-x)

[phantabulous-killjoy]

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW OR CARE THAT IN 2006 WE SENT OUT A THE FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER BUILT AND AT 5:45 THIS MORNING WE GOT THE CLEAREST. CLOSEST VIEW OF PLUTO THAT WE HAVE EVER SEEN. OH MY FREAKING GOD THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

[dorothygale]

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

[mackliin]

#peter quill probably (via stevesbuck)

[niccoloh]

[bisexualfunfacts]

Do bisexuals have a certain smell?

I don’t have a sense of smell so I can’t smell if people bi, which is unfortunate because smelling the bi on people would be a really helpful skill. However I’ve heard we smell strongly of chocolate cake. If you are a bisexual, you may have hungry people gnawing on your arm from time to time. ~ Harper

[8oo-deactivated20160414]

i think the coolest thing would be to see a new color

[keepcalmstay-s-t-r-o-n-g]

A couple reminders for everybody headed back to school

• your mental health is more important than your grades/school work • you are fabulous • they’re probably not even paying attention when you give a presentation • one friend is better than no friends • eat a healthy lunch • take care of yourself • please stay safe • your mental health is more important than your grades/school work • I love you

[castiel-spatula-of-the-lord]

"My name is Castiel. I’m a spatula of the Lord."

[boromirs]

what a bunch of a-holes

[myownlost]

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

[cestnepasuneblog]

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

[musicofthestage]

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

[postimpression]

i didn’t even read them i’ve made a terrible mistake

[vjezze]

Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.

[davidbowowie]

there’s several of these as well;

[hey-assbutt-its-a-parade]

pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world

[lacigreen]

this is the actual best thing

[littlecupcakenymph]

Oh.My.God. 

There ARE ACTUAL REAL MEN OUT THERE??!

THAT RESPECT WOMEN?

THAT ACCEPT “no” FOR AN ANSWER?

What.is.happening.

[thatonechick42]

Quick, reblog this everywhere so we can learn and grow as a species!

[clarknokent]

Exactly the type of response guys should give when girls say no to anything, from dates-to sex.

[krystl-meth]

RARE!

[solvecrimeandjuicelimes]

i might take his last bit of advice ^_^