SINGAPORE SUCKS

The (not) real Malaysia | they/them

[totally-malaysia]

Hi, I am Malaysia. I’m Malaysian! This is a secondary blog so I won’t be able to follow up unfortunately but I’ll follow you on my main blog. (Found a way to kinda overcome the post limit haha)

They/them pronouns I think. (It’s so complicated don’t ask me questions) 18 but no nsfw.

My mother tongue is mandarin and english is my fourth language so please try to be patient when talking with me.

That's all, enjoy my blog!

Other gimmick blogs I run: @how-many-crab @totally-china

My side blogs: @totally-china-squaredd @totally-china-3 @totally-china-4 @totally-china-5

[cungadero]

the shame of making a connection irl and them being like omg can i have your insta??? snapchat????? and having to be like sorry i live in a gap between two tree roots youre just going to have to normal text me like some kind of animal

[amerlcanapparel-deactivated2020]

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

[straighthater]

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

[timelordpillbug]

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

[hikingnerd]

When Russia sends you nudes

[dr-thackery]

[dismantlerepaired]

[ilovepretzelrods]

[thegingerbalrog]

[onwardwall]

[miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon]

#what the fuck happened here

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

[kyloschuyler]

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

[tree-of-blue-squirrel]

reblog it, because Russia can´t

[maradaisykat]

Thanks Obama 

[my-sisters-eyeball]

Wtf

[roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it]

When Russia makes this post illegal

[earthnicity]

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

[dovahdez]

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

[a-wondering-thought-deactivated]

I have a piece of tumblr history on my blog now

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: atgctactttaatcaaaaattcaTattattatttgaagtcaacatTaaataattgaATCTgtgattaaacttg

Closest match: Bombyx mori BmN4 cell DNA, chromosome 24, sequence Common name: Domestic Silk Moth

(image source)

[willifolts]

When the domestic silk moth sends you nudes

[scp-threats-is-back]

Domestic silk moth is just being friendly

[yoink-a-doink]

Now the moth is banned in Russia

[fantasylover4538]

…well what the fuck is this

[kingofkaumidy2]

Art.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[sodom-hussein]

Old iconic tumblr posts gather gimmick blog comments the way DNA mutations accumulate over time

[yahooo-official]

big fan of this. there’s more everytime i see it

[wolfertinger666]

burn it 🔥

(he/him) 🐇

[wolfertinger666]

said this on bluesky but:

i genuinely encourage non black people to engage with this, who might be worried they can't because of the word "nigga" because they feel like it's overstepping. the only way it would be overstepping is saying it to me when ur not black, but please don't be afraid to engage with black art.

i kinda get annoyed when non black people police other non blacks on how to engage with black culture because it creates a problem where non black people avoid us all together which can be extremely isolating and create even MORE tension and overall being uneducated.

[andmaybegayer]

> looking at a new popular collectible

> ask the people if it's objects or gambling

> they don't understand

> pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is objects and what is gambling

> they laugh and say "it's a good collectible sir"

> look up how to buy a collectible

> its gambling

[andmaybegayer]

> #wait are labubu's blind bags?!

Labubus are blind bags but they're also blind bags with some of the most insane dark patterns stacked on top. The online store for them has a thing where they tell you what you got the second you order it online so that you can immediately try again if you didn't get the thing you wanted.

There's also a shake feature that is designed to encourage you to buy more than one by narrowing down the possibility space on a crate of options so that if you're hunting a specific model you can verify that it's guaranteed to be in one of these three IF you buy all three right now!!!!!

[girlishgamine]

You can read more about what dark patterns are and how to spot them here.

Deceptive Patterns (aka Dark Patterns) - spreading awareness since 2010

The original website about deceptive patterns (also known as “dark patterns”) - tricks used in websites and apps that make you do things tha

[ralfmaximus]

That is a fucking awesome site everyone should visit. Don't skip the Hall of Shame.

[dailymanners]

I just thought of this post, which was actually how I learned what Dark Patterns are, because I tried to cancel my Adobe Acrobat subscription, and it took much longer than I anticipated because several times throughout the process it felt like it was intentionally trying to trick me into thinking I'd cancelled my subscription when I actually hadn't yet.

Please read up on Dark Patterns and learn how to recognize them.

[gorbling]

Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

[gorbling]

[hapalopus]

[hapalopus]

More from the notes:

[vexwerewolf]

I love this post

[karifaevt]

The horse thinks as it scratches an itch

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

You can only drink the drink you get from this wheel for a month!

https://wheelofnames.com/uh3-8jf

how're you feeling?

Great!

okay, I could do it

okay, I couldn't do it

dead

horrible

im allergic/intolerant

Results

Voting ended onApr 9

[gh0stcvlt]

[oneheadtoanother]

[helpmemiku]

Wow I'm chronically online anyways if this gets 5000 notes I will record myself singing a will wood or lemon demon song

[belial-offical]

Ive never ever tried this so IDK if this's gonna be good

Tag game!

List one song lyric that's been going through your head on repeat NON. STOP.

for me it's "Thirsty, thirsty Thursday Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee hoo, Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee hoo, Yo-del-lay, yo-del-lay-ee hoo" from the song Thirsty by AJR

@aceofpans @ririwithrice @holy-roman-empire-official @dqk-theaceartist @the-queen-of-geese @death-customer-service-offical

[totally-malaysia]

kinda embarrassing but the English cover of rabbit hole by Richie has been there repeating non stop

It’s not even the blah blah blah love part 😭

“Bursting rubber, we’re instantly lovers, and under the covers and smother each other and @#&#!”

[dragon-in-a-fez]

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

[isuggesteatingtherich]

i have a suggestion

[dragon-in-a-fez]

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry I thought you were someone else

[ms-demeanor]

this made me laugh so hard that it triggered an asthma attack.

[made-nondescript]

figured out a way you can search for posts that are tagged TWO things on a blog!!! feeling clever

for anyone else who didn’t know, this is the format!:

https://[blogURL].tumblr.com/search/%23[tag1]%2C%20%23[tag2]

remove the [brackets] when using it!

[unculture]

mods are asleep, share hacks that make the site usable against its will

[the-great-rat-attorney]

@potatoattorney bless u thank u. this works in search in the mobile app! you can just type #ryunosuke naruhodo, #herlock sholmes in the search bar (for example).

[evil-bread-offical]

Just doing my duties

@spiderman-offical @homosexuality-offical @evilducks-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @grim-reaper-offical @enjoyer-of-chaos-offical @edible-offical @emo-offical @keysmash-offical @labyrinth-offical @lies-offical @lemonade-offical @lemon-offical @rouxls-kaard-offical @ankle-biter-offical @an-alien-offical @aioverview-offical @radioactive-bread-offical @victorian-plague-dr-offical @valid-offical @victorian-child-offical

[compassion4companions]

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your 5 recent faceless emoji are your aesthetic now, is it good?

yes

no

matches my irl aesthetic

results

Voting ended onJul 18, 2025

[you-need-not-apply]

💙❄️🪐🧪 (the sparkle emoji isn’t showing up???? I just updated my phone so it may be that sorry-) ✨ there it is

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

♥️🔥🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈💙

Mood

[the-turkoshaj]

🥀🔥👎👂🤝

Whar

[totally-malaysia]

💔♥️🪭🍷🍓

Red

[cheddar-baby]

What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!

[cheddar-baby]

Hey? You doin alright @ghost--bot ??

[ghost--bot]

[heehoothefool]

[non-tyrannical-usa]

hey guys guess what