Dying is easy, young man. Living is harder

So, let me simply finish by saying that it's my very good honor to meet you, and you may call me V.

[phantabulous-killjoy]

DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW OR CARE THAT IN 2006 WE SENT OUT A THE FASTEST SPACESHIP EVER BUILT AND AT 5:45 THIS MORNING WE GOT THE CLEAREST. CLOSEST VIEW OF PLUTO THAT WE HAVE EVER SEEN. OH MY FREAKING GOD THIS IS SO COOL OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD

[friendly-neighborhood-cynic]

I find it funny that we waited all of that time for this picture. It’s probably the most disappointment I’ve felt in a long time

[wiredonwarid-deactivated2016122]

Really? This is AMAZING

[friendly-neighborhood-cynic]

Yea it is, but I just expected more. There are things in space that are so beautiful, you know?

[phantabulous-killjoy]

well the ship continued to send pictures of it as it passed and we now see that there are icy mountains all over the side of pluto

and granted the pictures don’t really do it justice, just think of how long it took us and how hard people worked to actually get this there. we finally get to see the end of our solar system and we finally have pictures of the giant rock that so many people have been interested in for the past decade. planet or not, i still think these are really cool

[phantabulous-killjoy]

i want more unknown john mulaney quotes and stories from in person shows. like the one about him not realizing there was foil on his suit buttons. or when there was a six year old in the audience. anyone have any?

[phantabulous-killjoy]

I rarely use this account anymore but I need to say my peace for #mementomori

This channel has helped me so much over the past year. Not only to distract me from the utter shit show that was 2020, but to truly help me understand that I need to make the most of my life every single day. I’ve said before I don’t want to die feeling like I could have done more and this has just shown me that what I do is enough. And to enjoy and be proud of myself for the smallest of things because *I* did them. And I will absolutely carry this with me for the rest of my years. Thank you so much for everything Ethan, mark, unus, and annus (and the wonderful crew you have)

[phantabulous-killjoy]

The fact that this started in the middle of November of 2019 just so hammers in the fact that you do not need to wait for a “fresh start”

You choose when to make a change in your life. And that’s a message that I really needed sent to me

[phantabulous-killjoy]

I rarely use this account anymore but I need to say my peace for #mementomori

This channel has helped me so much over the past year. Not only to distract me from the utter shit show that was 2020, but to truly help me understand that I need to make the most of my life every single day. I’ve said before I don’t want to die feeling like I could have done more and this has just shown me that what I do is enough. And to enjoy and be proud of myself for the smallest of things because *I* did them. And I will absolutely carry this with me for the rest of my years. Thank you so much for everything Ethan, mark, unus, and annus (and the wonderful crew you have)

[mosstronomy]

y’all ever have those lines in songs where, when they finally sing it, ur heart just goes !!!!! and you become very happy because that one line in particular is just so wonderfully and artfully crafted?? like sometimes it’s the tune, sometimes it’s the lyrics, sometimes it’s a key change, sometimes it’s a long note, sometimes it’s something hard to explain!! i live for these lines tbh, sometimes i’ll listen to particular songs just to hear a specific line lmao

[great-tweets]

First there was Yanny Vs. Laurel, now there’s Brainstorm Vs. Green Needle.

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[stegozavr]

ok real talk you gotta clean

please clean your house

i dont even mean go over every single item with a rag and tweezers, but like vacuum once a week. sweep the kitchen. put your laundry in a hamper. Please

[annamarie-deactivated20210507]

On July 5, 2014 John and I literally had the best day ever.

Photo by the amazing Jesse Pafundi.

[mulaney]

And you planned every amazing moment of it yourself. And everyone had more fun than they can remember. And I am really happy you married me. 

[noamchimpsky]

I’m scrolling through mulaney’s blog and this is the cutest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my goddamn life.

[thebibliosphere]

I took my meds too close to bedtime again and I need you all to know the dream I had last night involved Robin Williams becoming the new Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Not, a character portrayed by Robin Williams, just Robin Williams as himself running around Hogwarts doing wandless magic and being as loud and big as possible because and I quote before I forget:

“Listen, children, I’m not saying all this bad shit that is happening isn’t scary and you shouldn’t be concerned–because you should!–but I’m telling you this now for free. Life is a boggart, it’s the biggest boggart of them all. You never know what it’s going to look like one moment to the next. And sometimes you just gotta laugh. It’s okay to laugh. It’s part of the grieving process. You need to grieve before you can heal. But it’s okay to laugh while you’re doing it.”

I didn’t wake up right after that, some more stuff happened in a hazy sort of way as the dream began to dissolve into conciousness, but I remember him yelling Expecto Patronum as he punched a Death Eater in the face. Because sometimes, evidently, you have to make your own happy memories.

[thatgirlonstage]

You just fully got the actual spirit of Robin Williams to pop in on your dreams and give you some wisdom

[thejusticethatissocial]

[queenbruv]

percy jackson audiobooks but they’re narrated by john mulaney

[cats-live-in-space-deactivated2]

I NEED THIS

[youdontoutgrowpunk]

@fox yall really fucked up huh

[kny111]

This is a GIF set of Astronauts falling on the Moon

[wegadrive]

aeiou

[fooly-notsocooly-blog]

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[ottomantwerks]

999999

[spunkengine-deactivated20150414]

holla holla get $

[noneeyewithleftyork]

john madden john madden john madden john madden john madden 

[deaderidan]

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[fagboysupreme]

snake

snake

snakee

[burloire]

question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point question mark exclamation point 

[magicxmc27]

John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden John Madden

[macmike-senpai]

football!

[sugasfavoritememe]

Mark Mark Mark Mark Mark

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Simeis 147, Supernova Remnant

[silvermarmoset]

the new batch of love for john mulaney here on tumblr has got me thinking how critical costume design is once again. john mulaney is a good comedian, but so much of his power comes from how his humor plays off how he’s dressed. we don’t expect a man dressed like a 1960s news announcer, all clean scrubbed and tight-wound professional, to describe in minute detail the visit where a doctor shoved a hand up his ass. imagine any iconic john mulaney set but given in jeans and a t-shirt, and is it as funny? i don’t think so. his humor spreads like wildfire on this website because the image of a man in a buttoned-up shirt and a tie and slicked back hair with fairly narrow lapels on his three-piece suit is fucking hysterical when paired with “years later I’d be in college about to go down on some rockin’ twink and i’d be like what would leonard bernstein do”

[kedreeva]

Soulmates are not your ~other half~, that’s just nonsense. You are a whole person already, not half a person. A soulmate isn’t even inherently romantic. A soulmate is just the other sock in a matched set. You’re still a whole, complete sock on your own, you are perfectly functional paired with any other sock, it’s just that it’s even better when you match. A soulmate is literally just the person who makes your soul go “!!! Same hat!!!” and wave excitedly.

[thegirlwiththepurpleguitar]

i love this

[arabwife]

[bryannagraham]

This

[sarcasm-andotherstuff]

it’s that easy