MWA HA!

i ' m - sick - to - double - death - of - you !

[kngboo]

               “   it ‘ s - a   me   ,                              KING   BOO  !   ”                                paradigm                                  rules     /      about

[kngboo]

hannah-the-small  //  shrimp !

Why does it feel like… she’s being watched.

because ,  simply  put ,  she  is .           ghastly  grizzled  laughter  echoes  as  crown  jewel  lights  up  from  beyond  curtained  shadows ,  allowing  the  poltergeist  to  float  in  through  darkness’s  emblem .   light  swirls  and  spirals  out  like  candlelight  being  torn  from  its  wick ,  hollowing  out  space  between  ghoul  and  little  girl .

        “  aw ,  chin  up  kid .   y’look  like  you’ve  jus’  seen  a  g - g - g  --  GHOST .  ”

[crdhxartz]

—— ɪ'ᴠᴇ ʙᴇᴇɴ ʟᴏᴄᴋᴇᴅ ɪɴꜱɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴇᴀʀᴛ-ꜱʜᴀᴘᴇᴅ ʙᴏx

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[princebcwser]

throws  up  on  your  carpet .          junior ,   by  para .

[thespio]

dimentio ;   charming  magician  //  paradigm .          sideblog  to  kngboo .   [>]  template  &  psd  by  jaynedits !

[kngboo]

“  quite  th’  influx  ‘a  uncle - in - laws  ‘m  seein’ ,  ivo .  ”

[kngboo]

obnoxiously  loud  chewing .

[phantasmalatelier]

How Intimidating Am I?

Send 🐹 for “You? Intimidating? Hell no.”

Send 🐰 for barely intimidating

Send 🐭 for slightly intimidating

Send 🐱 for moderately intimidating

Send 🦊 for fairly intimidating

Send 🐯 for very intimidating

Send 🐻 for “MOTHER OF GOD PLEASE DON’T EAT ME–”

[kngboo]

he  sees  you ,  you  know .     “  well  well !   if  it  ain’t  LUIGI .  ”

[kngboo]

finally  got  to  sit  down  for  the  first  time  today .   ugh ,  the  heat  killed  me .   i  am  a  deceased  para .

[kngboo]

@chxosmxnifesto : *Sneaks up on ghost dad.* BOO!!

oogh — his heart ! hand clutches to chest , wrinkles good jacket for a mock palpitation . leg lifts , body spins , and up raises flower in deathly passing . to the ground he goes , wilting just like his orchid .

                “ dearly beloathed , ” oh lord , he's making a soliloquy out of a eulogy . “ we are gathered here on this horrid mortifying day in god - forsaken heat and air conditioning to bid our adieus to the grouchiest geezer known t'uh mankind . ”

head turn , “ how'm i doin' so far , kid ? ”

[kngboo]

the beating in question :

[kngboo]

@chxosmxnifesto had to do it to 'em.

but did you?

[kngboo]

@chxosmxnifesto rly hit me when i was down.

[kngboo]

callout for @sxnicthehedgehxg who asked kboo to walk him down the aisle; stop bullying ur dad(s).

[resolutewarrior]

   When you’re still trying to come to terms with being related to Eggman, now you have to deal with King Boo too.

[kngboo]

lovingly hocks loogie at .

[kngboo]

eggman : god i love his human form

his human form