My Writing - Masterlist
making myself a new pinned post so you can find all my OFMD writing in one place 💜
Canon Era:
gotta see a man about a dinghy (G, 2k) - s1e09 missing scene. Ed mugs a guy for his dinghy and gets to enjoy 10 seconds of happiness before everything falls apart.
Ed. Oh, Ed. (T, 4k) - Takes place between s1e10 and s2e02. A few different glimpses of Stede's "Ed. Oh, Ed" dreams. Technically a WIP, but each chapter can be read as a standalone.
Of All the Gin Joints (T, 10K) - Diverges from canon sometime during Impossible Birds. Basically, what if Ed went for a drink at Jackie'z while Stede was still working there? Podfic available!
Honey, don't feed me, I will come back (M, 11k) - Takes place sometime between 2x05 and 2x06. Ed's hard at work trying to repair the ship, repair his relationships with the crew, but he's maybe not doing the best job taking care of himself. Luckily, Stede has the solution: a bubble bath. Hurt/comfort and nonsexual intimacy!
Picture Taken Moments Before Disaster (M, 4k) - s2e07 missing scene. Still living in the afterglow, Ed and Stede walk over to Jackie'z for that drink, and Stede is very smitten.
Post-Canon/Post Season 2:
can't keep my hands to myself (I mean I could, but why would I want to?) (E, 5k) - Ed and Stede retire from piracy and attempt to open an inn. Or they would, if they could stop fucking for long enough to get the place into shape. Podfic available!
Oh, be my once in a lifetime (E, 7k) - An extremely soft + emotional look at their first night in the inn together, with rimming.
The way I feel under your command ( E, 13k) - Ed develops something of a Blackbeard kink, but he's not sure how to broach the subject with Stede (or, an exploration of the Ed/Blackbeard duality, by way of porn)
choked up, face down, burnt out (E, 3.5k) - Ed asks Stede to play a sexy game with him, and he is unprepared for the consequences (fam it's just a straight forward orgasm delay/overstimulation fic)
I know what they're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking it too (E, 31k) - Some highly valuable stolen loot leads to a surprise encounter with one of Stede's childhood friends—who just so happens to be the (very hot) black sheep of the Badminton family (as played by Jonathan Bailey). At first, Ed is jealous, but soon they start to bond. Now Stede's feeling a bit green, so naturally Ed decides to have a little fun with it.
Modern AUs
Come What May (T, 9k) - After a break up, Stede goes over to his best buddy Ed's house for a movie night. Is tonight the night that Ed finally tells him how he feels? Maybe, but expect 9,000 words of panic attack first. Modern AU, mutual pining/oblivious friends-to-lovers. Podfic available!
I've got a blank space baby (and I'll write your name) (E, 7k) - Edward Teach is an expert at breakups—he should be, he's gone through enough of them over the years. He has a whole ritual for getting over someone. But when he goes out looking for a bit of meaningless rebound sex, he finds something else—something he never could have prepared for: Stede Bonnet.
Boys only want love if it's torture (E, 12K) - A follow-up to Blank Space, but it can be read alone. After 3 blissful months with Stede, Ed is suddenly ghosted without a word. Now, he's finally starting to feel like himself again, and he goes out in search of his usual rebound sex ritual. Only, Stede's at the bar tonight, and he wants Ed back. (Happy ending guaranteed!)
If y'all having a bad day... (E, 26k) - based on this post from bluesky. Ed is a doctor, Stede is his new patient, coming in for his first ever prostate exam. Things do not go as planned.
Off the Deep End (E, 47k) - my Reverse Big Bang collab with artist Sailor's Ruin! Ed is a retired professional surfer, struggling with burnout so bad, he hasn't been in the water for nearly two years. When he develops a crush on the DILF at his apartment complex pool, he panics and lies: tells Stede he can't swim, just so Stede will offer to teach him. What could go wrong? Podfic now available!
Right Where You Left Me (E, 252k) - Finally, at 43, pop star Edward Teach is about to get his fairytale ending. He’s got the perfect guy—handsome, kind, patient, and most importantly: crazy about Ed. When his boyfriend proposes, it should be an easy yes, yes, a million times yes! There’s just one problem. Ed’s kinda sorta already married, and he hasn’t spoken to the guy in seventeen years. Exes to lovers angst with a happy ending
let me photograph you in this light in case it is the last time (E, WIP) - Prequel to Right Where You Left Me. At age 21, Edward Teach proposed to his best friend—offering to save Stede from the marriage his parents were trying to force him into. Two decades later, Ed will be one of the most famous people in the world, and he and Stede won't have spoken in years. But for now, they're young, and in love, and have no idea what they're doing. Can be read as a standalone, will end on a happy note!
