i will tolerate any treatment. like i live in a dorm room sometimes, and i’ll put up with anything. i’ll enroll in some garbage school— you know, i don’t wanna name an actual school so let’s just make one up! let’s call it “hieronymous wiggenstaff’s school for heroism and villainy.”
so i’ll enroll in “hieronymous wiggenstaff’s school for heroism and villainy” and i’ll show up at the school. and i’ll go, “can i please transfer my credits to be in the hero track?” and they go, “no! you’re a sidekick!” and i go, “okaaay!” and then i go on a real-world mission and sue a monster. and then i come back from the real-world mission and i go, “any updates?” and they go, “yeah, we took your credits and advanced you to the villain track. because we hate you. now take this savory crepe! go, fetch!” and i go, “okaaay!” and i get cursed on my next real-world assignment and meet chaos and go, “can i please just forget about my magic?” and they go “NO!” and i go, “okaaay!” and they go, “you’re an agent of chaos, aren’t you?” and i go, “nooo!” and they go, “SAY IT!” and i go, “i’m an agent of chaos!“ and then i go to the wiggenstaff brothers for help, which is an oxymoron, and i go, "can i please just graduate with honors?” and they go “no! in fact, you need to help us fight a war! and we’ll all die in six months if you fail!” and i go, “why are you doing this to me?!” and they go, “because we’re hieronymous wiggenstaff’s school for heroism and villainy, and life is a fucking nightmare!”
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