on the edge of a turntable

((Dave Strider bilingual roleplay account. Please read the "About me" page! It's important!)) Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are 17 YEARS OLD (by now). You have THE BEST TASTE ON MOVIES ever and you try to convince your BOYFRIEND to change his tastes too because they SUCK AND ARE BORING AS HELL, but you are sure you are making progress with that. Your interests surround the PHOTOGRAPHIC AREA WITH IRONICAL PROPOSES, because you are unironically in love with colors and memories; you also used to collect DEAD THINGS, but when you came back to Earth you realized that you didn’t had to do that anymore. You have THE WORST MEMORY and you forget ALMOST EVERYTHING, but there are a lot of things that you’re trying to remember or, simply, you can’t forget even if you try. Now you really want to become a FAMOUS MOVIE DIRECTOR, but you know you have a lot to do first. A long while ago you and your friends beat a game called SBURB that destroyed your whole reality. Anyway, even if you won (after a lot of difficulties), things haven’t been simple, normal or even calmed. What will you do next?

[knightofclocks-blog]

so...

i got a brand new life really far of what i was doing before new friends new place ... yeah i finally moved out to washington sadly this is my last post on this blog because the changes that happened i opened my eyes to new options im not the one who i used to be and its time for me to fly away from my past of course ill miss everybody but by now... i guess i need to start all over again wish me luck and if you have time talk to me on pesterchum my new chumhandle is timelessGear but even if you have time i dont know if ill be there forever im pretty bussy lately anyway good bye see you somewhere else 

[knightofclocks-blog]

worst valentines day ever

[knightofclocks-blog]

spacewitchwithagarden replied to your post: First, you take the baby; Second, you do jesus; Third, the baby is asleep so you can put it in the bed

you have to do jesus

how do i do that

[paulbox]

[knightofclocks-blog]

First, you take the baby; Second, you do jesus; Third, the baby is asleep so you can put it in the bed

i must do what

[knightofclocks-blog]

spacewitchwithagarden replied to your post: I AM FUCKING DYING

dave, dave, what baby?!

JADE FOR FUCKS SAKE IM HAPPY TO KNOW ABOUT YOU you see like two days ago i found a baby at my doorstep i thought i could take care of him easily but NO HES A FUCKING HURRICANE he broke a window and took my katana and WAIT HE TOOK IT AGAIN

back he almos killed my computer and now he is messing with my hair HELP ME PLEASE

[spacewitchwithagarden-blog]

Wowwow, dude you have to calm down, babies are really easy to take care. Let me teach you some nice tricks :)~

[knightofclocks-blog]

yes plsldkfjalfglksglkhalksglflglkgasdlñjksg

BAD BABY BAD DONT SMASH THE KEYBOARD DONT and say hi to jade hi jade im a fucking baby that likes to shit on his diappers imma cool baby madafaqa look at my punk poses and STOP BABY DONT TOUCH THE MOUSE DONT

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spacewitchwithagarden replied to your post: I AM FUCKING DYING

dave, dave, what baby?!

JADE FOR FUCKS SAKE IM HAPPY TO KNOW ABOUT YOU you see like two days ago i found a baby at my doorstep i thought i could take care of him easily but NO HES A FUCKING HURRICANE he broke a window and took my katana and WAIT HE TOOK IT AGAIN

back he almos killed my computer and now he is messing with my hair HELP ME PLEASE

[knightofclocks-blog]

I AM FUCKING DYING

this baby is CRAZY dude I CANT STAND THIS I CANT

[knightofclocks-blog]

[OCC: i comeee bacck]

((OOC: YAAAAAAAY!!!!!!))

[prrb]

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

[knightofclocks-blog]

i should be checking the baby you know but nah im here scrolling down on tumblr whatever hes been silent the whole day so ... thats a bad signal isn it oh man gotta go check

[secretoftheflames]

>>Initiate Mun Monday

[homra-no-ou]

Send me a symbol and I’ll respond accordingly;;

♫ - Show your face ♣ - Sexuality ♦ - Relationship Status ↕ - State/Country you’re from  φ - RP insecurities  ≡ - Favorite game. Ω - How did you get into RP? ♥ - Hobbies ☻ - Fandoms ◘ - Random Fact about Mun • - Random Fact about Muse ► - Asker gives a question

[vmiins]

send me an ✖ if you’re afraid of talking to me and tell me why.

[veepoe]

[chikkou]

no you just

you don’t understand

morgan freeman is perfect

[emmibarrett]

I love this guy! Respect earned!

[orangecatgutz-deactivated202409]

Oh thank god I’m not the only one that thinks Black history month is silly

[bbeeb-deactivated20130909]

change /LOL

[komaedakouhai]

[gerikeysarchive-deactivated2013]

why wasnt i a part of this

[gerikeysarchive-deactivated2013]

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER THIS IT’S BEEN A DAY

[buttpregnant]

what is this even from

[berniesanderssaggyleftnut-deact]

THE PINK ONE IS SO INTO IT

[striderscutebooty-deactivated20]

WHAT IS THI S OMFG

[hungryandalone4evr]

but the real question is where can i watch this

[hovea]

this post gets me through everything

[w-for-wumbo]

I 100% laughed out loud and woke up my cats.

[twobigbutts-twerkinginabutthut-]

oh come one that blue ones not even tryign

[binz-mp3]

oh my god 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EgWVYxkNVH0&feature=related

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

i hit the link and tHE MUSIC STARTED AND I PISSED MYSELF

[katahoula]

[knightofclocks-blog]

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for three days.

okay so i must take care of this dudei have no probsorry i had to run because oh shitTHIS BABY IS A DISSASTER HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH MY OH GOD

swordok stop now baby it seems that you are a public dangeryoull stay here on my legs until ya sdlajsdfkashk,sfdanklsdcnflkañ´{}v´´va}+sa}´fpasdf}fsd

+fd

+dsa

...he smashed the keyboard with his little meaty hands