i do not function properly

aj knight. class of '79. former gryffindor.

[deerhornes-blog]

You know, the song that goes duh, duh-duh. That one. I can’t remember what it’s called.

[knightsofaj]

A lot of songs go like that.

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[thejestermillie]

How’ve you been?

[knightsofaj]

Eh, y'know. Alright. Better than you, I'd wager.

That... Sounded... Shittier than it was supposed to.

[spidermancartwright-blog]

HEY!

[spidermancartwright-blog]

I wasn’t planning to stop annoying you anytime soon…

[knightsofaj]

Damn.

...You know you don’t actually annoy me, right?

[finniganfrazer]

Hi!

[finniganfrazer]

Seriously. I proposed to Liv at New Year, and she said yes and all that.

[knightsofaj]

That’s fantastic, mate. Congratulations.

Huh. Out’ve all the people I know, I dunno why ‘M surprised that Finn Frazer gets hitched first.

[tiberiusmcslaggen]

Over cigars? No, but they handy during a political debate. That’s all I’m trying to tell you. You can win a good man with the right one.

[knightsofaj]

Huh. 'S there like a subculture or somthin'?

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[knightsofaj]

thejestermillie:

Look who ‘m mates with. Clearly not.

...Y’know that actually makes a lot of sense.

[finniganfrazer]

Hi!

[knightsofaj]

finniganfrazer:

Yes, that’s, um… That’s sort of got to do with the news I have to tell you. And well everything’s a bit mixed up feeling wise but that’s happy enough to— Anyway.

I’m getting married.

You’re-- No way.

Seriously?

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[knightsofaj]

thejestermillie:

‘M glad you came. What’s for dinner?

Shitty takeout. I dunno. It’s not that shitty. You don’t have high standards, right?

[finniganfrazer]

Hi!

It’s good to see you, mate.

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Same’t you.

And you’re still cheery as all hell, thank god.

[pearlsincerity]

“…because I rant not, neither rave of what I feel, can you be so shallow as to dream that I feel nothing? ”

R. D. Blackmore  (via pearlsincerity)

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[thejestermillie]

Who the fuck said I can’t be both?

[knightsofaj]

I dunno. I guess you can. You are Millie fucking Elwyn, after all.

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[thejestermillie]

Gotta keep the gangster cred alive somehow.

[knightsofaj]

When I hear “lantern” I think coal miner, not gangster.

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[knightsofaj]

thejestermillie:

I’ll grab my lantern. We’re going to the beach.

Lantern? That’s hardcore.

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

[knightsofaj]

thejestermillie:

Did you bring pot?

[knightsofaj]

Me too. Tomorrow? Leaky Cauldron? - F.F.

That works. See you there.

– AJ

[knightsofaj]

Where've you been forever? Can you do lunch sometime this week? I have something I need to tell you. - F.F.

I don’t know where I’ve been, man. I’m terrible at keeping track of time and people.

Sure, I can do that. Name a day.

– AJ

[knightsofaj]

Hey. Open up.

I have food. And other shit.