Puppies and Penguins

Dec 10 | She/Her | Artist of Lullabies of a Mobster on Webtoons! | Aggressively Affectionate

[knightsweeties]

Commissions are open!

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!!I have the right to refuse any commission that makes me uncomfortable or against my moral standards!! !!Any work made and purchased from me cannot be printed or sold for personal gain and no intentions of being used for NFTs!!

Payment: Required half or full charge before starting commissions: Half payment will receive thumbnail size preview Full payment will receive full size previews Payment in USD and on Paypal

Due Dates: Gifts will be prioritized

Backgrounds: Simple backgrounds will vary between a gradient, repeating pattern, or a shape behind the character Detailed Backgrounds will take a long time and maybe a few different tries, please be patient and provide lots of references!

Dos and Don'ts: OCs and Weapons require references, the more the better, especially guns and firearms Willing to do Furries, fantasy animals will require references Suggestive themes are for characters over 18!! Light gore includes: blood, bruises, burns and scars -- no internal organs outside of the body please!

Mechas are not my specialty No Hateful imagery that promote hate, harm or harassment of real life issues No real people including: your portrait, a person you know's portrait, any sort of celebrity portraits No fetishes; including bloating, vore, feet, pedophilia, etc

DM for contact or email me: [email protected] Ko-Fi chibi commissions here

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[only-tiktoks]

[belovedgoofball]

[wanderer-chronicles]

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[bebx]

“if you love this character then you must make him happy in your fics, right?” wrong. the horror. suffering. internal hemorrhage. hospital. immediately

[milfmaekar]

starting some kind of collection

[konoko]

[willjulep]

Just got a new knight! I sure hope his unwavering loyalty, mindless devotion, and tendency to kneel before me to kiss the palm of my hand before he commits atrocities in my name doesn't awaken anything in me.

[phlebasthebroenician]

[desk-drawerr]

He eat a nemon

[jollyart]

Easing my way in with something simple yet soft (ref)

[oldmanpusspuss]

I can't watch a television show until a demon possesses me and compels me to do it

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

(◡‿◡✿)

(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”

(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”

[chronically-ill-dandy]

✿＼(｡-_-｡) “Kick his ass, baby.  I got yo flower.”

[djkoenig-deactivated20140905]

thanks for ruining my post jackass

[chronically-ill-dandy]

(￣^￣ﾒ)＼✿ "Fine, I'ma keep ya damn flower.“  

[ufo-offical]

*flies past*

[shocktherapyrecipient]

It’s the fact that

1) OP made a post that seemed interactive but then

2) Did NOT want anyone to actually engage

I remember tumblr at the time. It wouldn’t have changed OP’s post so lmao big L for OP making it weird

But best of all:

Most people didn’t realize there WAS a response until this fuckin UFO went by.

Nature is ✨️Beautiful✨️