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30-Something Full-Time Snacker

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I believe today is a milestone in my iPhones life. Shit just started getting janky out of nowhere.

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You wanna see someone have a meltdown? Just reject a gay man’s advances solely because he’s married. They HATE that.

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Finally listening to Florence + The Machine’s most recent album, she bragging a bit on the tracks. Talk your shit girl.

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Weird when the vet says to use a syringe to squeeze the medicine into the cats cheek….

Bitch what? I respond “There is no cheek access when you open the cats mouth, so I’m just shooting this down her throat then?”

“…uh well, yes.”

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I haven’t been smoking recently, not sure why just haven’t. Coworker also works at a dispensary and offered me this new vape they just got in. I ripped it 3 times and I am fucking ZOOTED.

The combination of my lower tolerance and this fucking live terp vape… I had to sit at my desk and reorient myself for a minute.

Getting this high so fast is kicking my ass.

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Can’t BELIEVE I’m about to listen to a podcast with Hunter Biden but here we go

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Movie so bad I had to check if the writer/director ever had a succesful movie or if this is their first time writing anything

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Duuuuude I didn’t get pass the parents NOT disciplining the son for breaking the daughters toy. Whole family disrespected that little girl.

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3 hosts and 1 guest is too many people for a podcast.

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I’ve recognized when my depression reaches high points, I resort to baking.

Tried a new recipe where I boiled a whole lemon, deseeded, then blended it whole with the rest of the ingredients.

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I’m just gonna throw this out there, gay comedians were dragging Lindsay Graham while he was alive. All these straights doing it now that he’s dead aren’t allies.

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I played Moira after like a 6 month break.

This is what crack HAS to feel like.

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Also, thought this would be a relaxing day off from work.

NO

Injured owl in the yard, unknown Roblox transactions found on my debit account.

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Seeing Trumps response to ICE killing innocent people with legal status makes me feel a multitude of things. At my job I can see the voting party every individual I interact with, I’m going to say of the Latino community 50% republican, 30% democrat, last 20% unaffiliated.

Now, black fatigue is real. I’m not gloating, I’m not saying “We told you so.” but more so, “And how do you feel about this?”

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I miss boot cut jeans.

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Where is the hair and makeup budget for these judges on Project Runway???

Lookin so crunchy.

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This ugly sequin jumpsuit, what the fuck?

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I’m watching Devil Wears Prada 2 and if I see Andy in another goddamn ugly dress I’m turning this shit off.

Oh…

That happened to that man cause he saw that dress.