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Life is short, why not buy a hand knit cropped sweater from the lead costume designer from The Matrix? I don’t understand why she just doesn’t make a whole distressed Matrix-esque collection, it’s what the depressed 30-40 year olds want.

#details #knit

I’m cough a glimpse of some dj starting his set with Goldfrapp “Ohh la la” and majority of the comments are “WHAT IS THAT TUNE?”

Yall, the kids is cooked.

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My job is cool cause every so often I get to deal with celebrities.

I worked with Warren Kohl just a bit ago. White boy dont need no make up.

Face card go crazy.

#Warren kohl

Cupcakke never was or never will be for me, but I do enjoy videos of her crowds moaning at the top of their lungs.

My coworker bragged about these beans her husband made and offered some to me. If yall don’t know, I fucking love beans and rice, my comfort meal if you will. She gives me the Tupperware container and it’s all I can think about all day. Get home, make some rice, heat up the beans, mix it with the rice, I’m ready. Ready to be pissed the fuck off, how do you have 2 types of meat and the shit still bland? Not an onion in sight. I can’t even fathom how to spice this up other than just loading it up with hot sauce.

#i am not going hold back

I don’t make enough to go to cool places but the design of that Sony Cybershot. Magnifique.