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DOCTOR WHO The Husbands of River Song
Someone New
Starters gently modified from Someone New by Hozier lyrics!
"Don't take this the wrong way."
"You knew who I was with every step that I ran to you."
"Only blue or black days."
"Electing strange perfections in any stanger I choose."
"Would things be easier if there was a right way?"
"Honey, there is no right way."
"So I fall in love just a little ol' little bit."
"Every day with someone new."
"I fall in love just a little ol' little bit every day with someone new."
"There's an art to life's distractions."
"To somehow escape the burning weight."
"The art of scraping through."
"Some like to imagine."
"The dark caress of someone else."
"I guess any thrill will do..."
"Some like to imagine the dark caress."
"I wake at the first crink of morning."
"My heart's already sinned."
"How pure."
"How sweet a love."
"You would pray for him?"
"God knows I fall in love."
"Love. With every stranger. The stranger the better."
"The stranger the better."
I just came back from seeing Hadestown live and omg the temptation to bring back my Persephone 😭
"Now what trouble have you got for me this time?" River was less talking to anyone near her but instead the blue box which stood in the corner. She was always excited to spot the TARDIS and her hands trailed over the familiar doors with a grin.
The Doctor had her hands thrust deep in her pockets, humming to herself all the while; sometimes, very rarely, she enjoyed her own company, or at the least pretended to.
Her hearts skipped beats when she saw River talking to her ship.
"Are y' talking to that box? Strange, how it just... appeared here."
River gave a small chuckle as she heard the woman behind her and she turned, her smile turning into a grin as she took in the delightful figure in front of her.
"The box is sentient, she'd be very upset if I didn't say hello. And strange? You have no idea."
”I’m helping you. Don’t you want my help?”
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"I don't want you to get hurt or killed in the process," he told her, "I'm not willing to risk your life for this. You mean much too much to me."
River gave a small huff and rolled her eyes. "And I don't get a say in this I suppose? Just to go back to my cell."
”you’re my family too,”
Colette put her hand over River's, a sigh escaping her jaw. "I know, MelMel. You've been my family for so long that I've forgotten what it was like before I had a sister. I love you, so much." she said earnestly.
River relaxed somewhat at her sister's words and gave her hand a gentle squeeze. "Good, just because you're older doesn't mean you're getting rid of me."
Emotional Manipulation
trigger warnings ahead. emotional manipulation; emotional abuse; negativity.
"you're not good enough."
"you're not even trying, are you?"
"you're a failure."
"I'm wasting my time."
"you're slacking off."
"that's just an excuse!"
"i'm disappointed in you."
"i'm not your mother!"
"you should be able to do this."
"don't ask me! do it yourself."
"you're pathetic."
"you keep fucking up."
"do you even know what you're doing?"
"just leave. i'll handle it."
"you could be so much better."
"you're throwing everything away."
"you're being stupid."
"are you doing this to spite me?"
"what's wrong with you?"
"you're doing well. but you need to be better."
"i'm trying to encourage you to be the best you can be."
"i'm helping you. don't you want my help?"
"they're relying on you."
"don't you care?"
"you're fucking up on purpose, aren't you?"
"you're too soft."
"that's not a valid reason."
"no. you're staying here until you figure it out."
"i expected more from you."
"why are you still here?"
"Now what trouble have you got for me this time?" River was less talking to anyone near her but instead the blue box which stood in the corner. She was always excited to spot the TARDIS and her hands trailed over the familiar doors with a grin.
𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄/ 𝐆𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 & 𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐌𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐎 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐒. all these sentences quotes are the key words of gothic horror romance, dark romances and enemies to lovers. it also includes scenarios that fit the thematic. please change names, locations and pronouns as you see fit.
Dark Romance & Gothic Horror Romance
“I dream of you in crimson and shadows, and I wake up gasping for air.”
“You should have run when you had the chance.”
“Kiss me now, or I’ll tear your world apart.”
“You haunt me, and I can’t tell if I love it or if it’s killing me.”
“There is no light where I come from. Only you.”
“I warned you, my love, that once you are mine, you can never leave.”
“You smell of death and roses.”
“A monster can love too, but never gently.”
“I feel your presence in every shadow, every whisper of the wind.”
“I would burn the world to keep you safe, but would you still want me after the flames die down?”
“Don’t fear the dark, darling. Fear what’s waiting in it.”
“You are the only thing that keeps me tethered to this cursed existence.”
“My love for you is a graveyard of broken oaths and bleeding hearts.”
“Your touch feels like a ghost against my skin.”
“Even if it damns me, I would choose you over salvation.”
“Do not mistake my devotion for kindness.”
“I carved your name into my soul long before you knew mine.”
“Your love will be the death of me. And I will die smiling.”
“Why do you keep coming back to me?” — “Because you call to me like a song of the damned.”
“We are bound by something older than time, darker than sin.”
“If I kissed you now, would you run, or would you stay and let me ruin you?”
“Let me show you what it means to be truly loved—terrifying, all-consuming, and eternal.”
“You think you know what I am? Then tell me… do I scare you?”
“I should let you go, but your suffering is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen.”
“If I must be a monster, then let me be yours.”
“You have no idea what it means to be loved by something unnatural.”
“There is no happily ever after for us. Only a beautiful, tragic ending.”
“Love me or fear me. Either way, you are mine.”
“You are poison and honey, and I would drink you down without hesitation.”
“Would you still love me if you knew what I’ve done?”
Enemies to Lovers
“You are insufferable.” — “And yet, here you are.”
“The worst thing is, I think I hate you because I can’t stop thinking about you.”
“Every time I look at you, I want to fight you… or kiss you. I’m not sure which.”
“You say you despise me, but your eyes tell a different story.”
“I could kill you right now.” — “Then why don’t you?”
“If you touch me again, I won’t be held responsible for what happens next.”
“I don’t know if I want to strangle you or pull you closer.”
“I promised myself I would never love you, and yet here I am.”
“Do you think of me when you lie awake at night?”
“You don’t have to like me. You just have to want me.”
“You don’t trust me.” — “Should I?” — “No.”
“You are my ruin, and I am yours.”
“I’d rather die than fall for you.” — “Funny, I was about to say the same.”*
“Tell me to stop, and I will. But we both know you won’t.”
“I hate you.” — “You keep saying that. Say it again, but this time, try to mean it.”
“You broke my heart first.”
“I should kill you for what you did.” — “Then do it. But if you hesitate, I’ll know you feel the same.”
“We are on opposite sides of this war, but my heart is on yours.”
“You are my enemy. You have no right to make my heart race.”
“I’d rather love you in secret than hate you in public.”
“If we weren’t enemies, could you have loved me?”
“You tried to kill me, and now you want to kiss me?”
“I will always fight against you, but I will never stop loving you.”
“We are fire and fire, bound to burn each other to ash.”
“You’re a monster.” — “And yet, you can’t stay away.”
“Do you know what it’s like to want something you should never have?”
“We shouldn’t be doing this.” — “Then stop me.”
“I hate that I love you.”
“The only reason I saved you was so I could kill you myself.”
“One of us will betray the other. We both know it. So why are we still here?”
Scenarios
A vampire falls for the very hunter sworn to destroy them.
A ghost lingers in a decaying mansion, drawn to the living intruder who dares to stay.
An assassin is sent to kill a powerful enemy but instead finds themselves unable to pull the trigger.
Two opposing generals meet in secret, their battlefield hatred clashing with their undeniable attraction.
A noble is cursed to love only the one who will be their downfall.
A human discovers their lover isn’t entirely human—and never was.
A prisoner and their captor grow dangerously close.
A warrior is haunted by a mysterious figure in their dreams, only to meet them in waking life.
A dark sorcerer offers an innocent soul a terrible bargain in exchange for love.
A beauty is trapped in a monster’s lair, and the monster is not as cruel as the world believes.
A rival thief and bounty hunter must work together to survive.
A masked stranger saves a doomed soul, but at a terrible cost.
Two heirs of warring kingdoms are forced into a deadly arranged marriage.
A widow finds solace in the arms of the man responsible for her husband’s death.
An executioner spares the life of their enemy for reasons they can’t explain.
A demon falls in love with the exorcist who was meant to destroy them.
A scientist falls for their own cursed creation.
A detective and a serial killer play a dangerous game of obsession.
A fallen angel and a mortal become entangled in forbidden love.
A werewolf fights against their instinct to claim their enemy as their mate.
A forbidden romance unfolds in a haunted asylum.
A fae bargains for love but is tricked into servitude.
An aristocrat falls for the masked vigilante fighting against their family.
A witch saves a wounded knight, only for him to realize she is the enemy.
A pirate and a naval officer share an undeniable connection despite their allegiances.
A woman is drawn to the reclusive lord rumored to be a monster.
A scholar studies forbidden texts and attracts the attention of something otherworldly.
A cursed artist paints their love into existence.
Two enemies must survive the night trapped in a cursed castle.
A creature of the night watches over their oblivious beloved.
“You have mistaken me for someone else.” - theaccursedninth
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"Oh do I indeed? You see, where I come from I'm known for doing my research especially before I talk to someone. Timelines you see, they can be ever so bothersome."
PROMPTS FOR DENIAL, DENIAL, AND MORE DENIAL * assorted dialogue for saying no way! adjust as necessary
it wasn't me.
you must be mistaken.
i didn't do that.
i don't love you.
that wasn't a kiss.
denial is a river in egypt.
please just tell me the truth.
you've got it all wrong.
i don't think you're lying to me.
i never said that.
you're imagining things.
when did i ever tell you that?
that never happened.
i was in the other room when it happened.
i heard everything, but i didn't see it.
that was someone else.
just tell me what you know.
you know what? i believe you.
i didn't lie to you.
are you sure it was me that said that?
i swear, i didn't do anything.
if you didn't do it, you need to tell me who did.
on my mom's life, i didn't do it.
someone is setting me up.
who told you i was here?
the truth will set you free.
i wasn't here to do that.
you're making a big mistake.
they're blaming me for something i didn't do.
i didn't say that to you.
technically it wasn't a lie.
i was fast asleep when it happened.
i didn't hear anything.
you've mistaken me for someone else.
maybe you saw someone, sure, but it wasn't me.
they'll tell you where i was.
i never touched it.
if it's missing, it's not my fault.
i thought someone else was watching it!
i didn't promise you anything!
when did this happen?
you're shitting me.
this is a frame job.
who are you covering up for?
why don't you just tell me the truth?
i never said we were exclusive.
you didn't tell me you were going out.
it slipped my mind.
i didn't mean to lie to you.
i don't know how else to tell you i wasn't here.
they said i did it? when?
when are you going to quit lying to me?
yesterday you told me one thing, and today you're giving me a whole different story.
so what is the truth?
that's never been the case.
you made that up.
this is how you wanted me to find out?
"Don't panic, he'll never even know I was here. Plus I have a key." River didn't initially recognise the footsteps coming into the TARDIS console so she presumed it wasn't the Doctor. Trying to remain on task she spoke without lifting her gaze from the scanner.
“𝙎𝙃𝘼𝘿𝙊𝙒 𝘼𝙉𝘿 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙀” - 𝙄𝙉𝙎𝙋𝙄𝙍𝙀𝘿 𝙋𝙍𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙏𝙎.
hi friends!! basically, i watched the teaser trailer for season 2 of shadow and bone, got excited, began to reread the soc duology, and then these happened! or rather, i found an ancient unpublished fic i wrote after the first time i read the duology, and decided to make that a problem for everyone else! i hope you all enjoy these, you don’t need to have seen the show nor read the books, i actually think many of these are fairly fandomless! i just wanted to explain my inspiration! DON’T ADD TO THIS LIST! i’ll make more lists like this one! ily all, bon appetit, go forth and write or read or nap or watch tv or something!
“ my goodness, you’re not nearly as stupid as you look! ”
“ you have all the answers right in front of you. you just need to look at it differently. ”
“ don’t presume that you know me just because you’ve heard a few rumors and read a few articles. ”
“ there’s certainly more to you than meets the eye, isn’t there? ”
“ i urge you to remember exactly who it is you’re talking to. because while others might appreciate your tone, i assure you, i do not. ”
“ i’m concerned that you mightn’t understand what discreet means. because the path of chaos you’ve just created is exactly the opposite of discreet. ”
“ you owe me a favour. i’m here to collect. ”
“ i thought it was a good time to pay you a visit. it’s been so long, after all; and we have so much to catch up on. ”
“ you are not your father/mother/parent’s child. not by anything other than blood, and that’s not even on the spectrum of importance. ”
“ i was wrong about you. ”
“ you know, i was warned not to get involved with you. people insisted it was a fool’s decision. but i held out hope that you’d prove them wrong. now’s your chance. ”
“ i’m not the sort of person to fuss over hurt feelings. you’re either of value to me, or you’re worthless. so prove to me that you’re not the latter. ”
“ you honestly think i don’t know where you go each night? i’m not blind nor an idiot. i just trust your ability to return home unharmed. ”
“ have you told anyone else about this? ”
“ there are no children anymore. only survivors. childhood and innocence are luxuries afforded to the privileged. not us. ”
“ i offered you an opportunity once. to build a better world together. we both know how that turned out. and now, you come crawling back, begging for… what? mercy? forgiveness? ”
“ i’m with you. always. no matter what happens, i will be right by your side. do you understand? ”
“ we’re a team, aren’t we? teams stick together. even when the leader is being a prick. ”
“ …i was really worried about you, you know. you scared me earlier. and i’m not saying it to make you feel bad, it’s just… promise me you’ll tell me if things get bad again? ”
“ i can’t pretend to understand all this stuff you’ve got going on. but i do promise that i’ll be here to help you through it all. alright? ”
“ there’s a job that needs to be done before we get to work on the big task. that’s why i’m here. you’ll be helping me/us to complete both jobs. payment upon completion. ”
“ you and i aren’t as different as you want to believe. that must be why you’re so angry. because looking at me, all that i’ve done… it’s like looking in a mirror. isn’t it? ”
“ people are scared. they need a leader. and right now, like it or not, they’re looking to you. so go on. lead us. ”
“ you’ve come up with some really insane plans over the years, but this is just defying any amount of belief. ”
“ look. i don’t care if people underestimate me. i actually enjoy it. they see me as an idiot, they drop their guard, the end. but i need you to know that i’m not an idiot. okay? ”
“ people have died. we can’t let that go unpunished. ”
“ the world is changing. and if we don’t get ahead of it, then they’ll be the ones to decide what it changes into. ”
“ right! what’s the plan, then? and god help the lot of us if you don’t have one. ”
“ not all of us can afford the luxury of a conscience. ”
“ don’t make the deadly mistake of presuming my actions reflect weakness. too many have made that same presumption. and not a single one of them lived to tell the tale. ”
“ you’re scared. i can tell. the shaking, the look in your eye… you want to run. don’t. you’ll waste precious time and energy, and you’ll need it all if you want to live. ”
“ everything is gone. it’s all smoke, ruin, obliterated. is that our legacy now? our reputation? destruction, devastation, death? is that who we are? ”
“ we’ve fought against powerful enemies before, but this is beyond that. if we want to get out of this alive, we need to be smarter, stronger, better than we’ve ever been before. ”
“ don’t forget why we’re here. there’s far more at stake than our lives if this goes wrong. ”
“ you’re the only person here i trust. we need to stick together, watch each other’s backs. just because everything’s changed, doesn’t mean we have to, too. ”
“ i can’t think of anyone i’d rather be doing this crazy, ridiculous, nearly definitely lethal mission with. let’s go out with a bang, eh? ”
“ you people are completely insane. but you’re also insufferably good at this sort of thing. so let’s go save the world, shall we? ”
“ why are we fighting so hard to save the lives of people who hate us, anyway? ”
“ you’re the best there is at this sort of thing. i’d hate to see the one who got the better of you… ”
“ look at them all. going around, fussing over money, clothes, land… do they ever realize what’s going on around them? do they ever see the bigger picture as we do? ”
“ you’re clever. good. it’s nice to have a challenge. but you should know now, you’ll want to be a hell of a lot smarter than that if you want to go up against me. ”
“ you and i both know the risks. we both know what people like them are capable of. tell me it’s all okay, and i won’t question you. but if it isn’t… we need to be ready. ”
“ it’s lonely and vicious at the top. i can handle that. but you… you wouldn’t survive five minutes of this life. ”
“ you can’t survive in this world without growing a thicker skin, and erasing that naive belief that you can trust anyone you meet. least of all me. ”
“ if you’re knocking on my door, i can only imagine it means you’re here to collect. and by your demeanour, it’s one hell of a favor you’ll be asking, too. ”
“ i understand your anger. i’ve lived with that sort of rage for many years of my life. but you need to set it aside, understand? we need you calm if we want to get out of here. ”
“ oh, don’t get all sentimental. i saved your life because you’re worth more to me alive than dead. it doesn’t signify any degree of care or affection. ”
“ you have one hell of an inflated ego, you know that? we were told this job was impossible. that’s not a challenge. that’s a fact. it is not possible. even for you. ”
“ i’ve heard it all before. one more job. one more mission. one last heist. but there’s always more. it’s like some sort of obsession for you. searching for another thrill. ”
“ enough! this is it! don’t you see that?! we almost died! you almost got killed! if the saints are kind enough to save us today, it’s only so we can quit while we’re ahead! ”
an unexpected arrival. (A PROMPT LIST!)
so a lovely anonymous angel asked for a list of prompts relating to an unexpected pregnancy, and i made a list! i have two other lists over on my other blog that i'm gonna reblog over here, but there may be some slight overlap with these; however, unlike the other two lists, these focus exclusively on the unexpected part. DON'T ADD TO THIS LIST, DON'T CLAIM IT AS YOUR OWN! but do have a tonne of fun with them!
" so, remember last week, when i had the flu and i couldn't leave my house? turns out it wasn't the flu. i'm pregnant. "
" i'm telling you about this baby because you deserve to know. that's all. i don't expect anything from you. i don't need you to step up or whatever. i just thought you ought to know. "
" i'm sure you don't need to be reminded, but... getting pregnant wasn't exactly part of the whole life plan. "
" you're sure? i mean, you did the test properly? maybe it was a false positive. or, or maybe you didn't read the results right... "
" a baby... well. that certainly complicates things, doesn't it? "
" i don't even know if i want kids. "
" could you please just stop reminding me that this isn't part of the plan?! you think i don't know that?! we're having a baby, i'm terrified enough without you reminding me! "
" look. i'm/you're not the first person to get pregnant, and i/you won't be the last. we're gonna figure it out, alright? "
" my place isn't even close to being big enough for a baby... they need so much stuff. cribs, prams, diaper stations... and my neighbors complain enough as it is, they'll evict me if i have a screaming baby as well... "
" hey... why don't you move in with me? i've got plenty of space, and my walls are thick, so the baby could scream as loud as they want. you could stay as long as you like. "
" should... we get married? i mean, that's what you do, isn't it? when someone's having a baby? "
" okay, we're not getting married. i mean, i appreciate the gesture, but... there's plenty of single parents out there. what's one more, right? "
" god... we are so stupid. i mean, seriously! any idiot knows that condoms aren't 100% effective! if we're dumb enough to forget that, how are we meant to look after a baby?! "
" you... you're kidding, right? this is a joke? it's a fake pregnancy test, some weird, slightly out of touch belated april fool's prank? "
" it's honestly insane that we didn't figure it out sooner... i mean, those were some wild cravings, right? "
" when you say late... do you mean like, a few days? or are we talking... months? "
" no, no, this... it changes everything. EVERYTHING. i... i don't know if i'm ready for this, i don't think i'm parent material, i... "
" hey. you're not alone. you got that? it takes a village, right? i'm gonna help you every step of the way. we all will. this kid, if you choose to go through with it... they'd be okay. "
" you know i support you. whatever choice you end up making. i will always be by your side. okay? "
" if this is some weird idea of a joke, i have to tell you, it's not funny. i mean, you're having a baby AND i'm somehow the dad? a little much, no? "
" no, i want to step up. it took two of us to make this baby, and i want to make sure you know that, if you go ahead with this, there's gonna be two of us to raise them, too. "
" the father doesn't believe that the baby is his. "
" okay. so screw the father. i'm going to be here to help you. okay? we'll parent this kid so well, they'll never want to know who their real dad is. "
" so... you wanna tell me who the father is? "
" the surprise baby is actually not just one baby. we're having twins/triplets/etc. "
" hey, hey... don't worry, okay? it's alright. it's all going to be okay. condoms break, yeah? it's no biggie... "
" what do you mean, you think?! haven't you taken a pregnancy test yet? "
" that's a lot of pregnancy books you got there... got something you want to tell me? "
" have you told the father yet? "
" i guess, seeing how you rushed over here so fast to tell me the news, that you think the baby is mine? "
" look, we both made plans, right? and obviously shit happens, but... a baby is a pretty massive deal. "
" how many other people have you told about the pregnancy? "
" what do you want to do? "
Maternity Memes
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Memes about motherhood, having babies, and parenting. Some borderline NSFW and mildly offensive. Includes adoption!
Pregnancy& Motherhood
“But you’re hardly showing!”
“You are really big now!”
“Maybe it’s time to shop for something more flattering?”
“Maternity wear. You. You’ve gone without it for too long.”
“Did you hear the baby’s heartbeat?”
“How far along are you?”
“So when are you due?”
“Do you have nursery themes picked out?”
“Are you having a little boy or a little girl?”
“I know you went to get the ultrasound done.”
“You have to tell me if pregnancy sex is as kinky as I’ve heard it is!”
“Just consider gender neutral colors for a second. Hear me out.”
“I’m just saying gendered colors are not as evil as people make them out to be.”
“You’re certain the baby isn’t someone else’s right?”
“You can’t clean the cat box. There’s other stuff you can’t do while pregnant, either.”
“If you get put on bedrest, your entire house will fall apart and you know it.”
“So I guess you’ll go straight back to work after this?”
“Goodbye working world, hello stay-at-home-mommy! Right?”
“Your feet have got to be killing you!”
“Your boobs are gonna get so huge!”
“You know you’ll be sore from breastfeeding, right?”
“So I guess you’re gonna pick a side in that breastfeeding and bottlefeeding thing, right?”
“I hope you’re not afraid to accept some help. You’ll need it.”
“I hope s/he is going to be pitching in more?”
Adoption
“You’re not gonna keep it, right? I mean face it, you’re not parenthood material!”
”I understand you don’t want to keep the baby and I support whatever you want to do.”
“You’re giving up your baby to great parents. That’s not selfish.”
“That’s so selfish of you to not even think of your baby. Of course they want to know you more than two strangers just raising them!”
“Wait, so you’re adopting a baby?”
“I don’t think I’d be able to love a child that isn’t my blood.”
“You already love them so much. It’s obviously meant to be.”
“How much does a baby cost, anyway? Can’t you just buy a dog and call it even?”
“Are you afraid your paperwork will get rejected?”
“Does traveling to get your baby scare you?”
“Will you change their name?”
“Did something happen to the parents?”
“I’m certain you’re strong enough to answer their questions when they’re old enough to ask them.”
“You shouldn’t keep secrets about their life. Don’t lie to them about being adopted.”
“I wouldn’t call it lying. I would call it being selective. They don’t have to know they didn’t come out of your womb, right?”
Childrearing
“Once you have a kid, you lose everything. Your sex life, your party life, your quiet life. It’s gone.”
“Those eighteen years go too fast.”
“So what’s more exciting? The poopie Picassos at 3am or the green bean Van Goghs at dinner?”
“I guess you haven’t heard a modern music station in the past year. I guess you’ve memorized the soundtrack to the latest cartoon musical!”
“So is the sugary cereal for them or are you happy you get an excuse to eat it again?”
“Be honest. You play with your kid’s toys more than they do.”
“When they call for you, you feel like a superhero because you are their super hero.”
“When you accept that a toddler is just a tiny drunk college student having a meltdown, you start to feel better.”
“If I have to sit through the Wiggles one more time…”
“I like hanging out with you more than my child-free friends. You have food. You have ice pops. You also have Disney movies.”
“Lego bombs. Oh my god, lego bombs in the carpet..”
“The minivan was probably the sensible purchase.”
“I had no idea a baby could fart that loud!”
“Dressing baby girls is fun. Then they age three years and the boys get the better, tasteful clothing. Girls? No they get the glitter bombs from hell.”
“They say you love them the first time you hold them.”