Hibernation Sickness

Pop culture nonsense on the Internet from writer Chris Cummins

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 16 Review - Chapter 29: Primary Colors

In which milkshakes are thrown and friendships are put to the test. Plus, Andy Cohen in Riverdale?

Oh man, the Lodges have me weary. Here’s my review of this week’s Riverdale.

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Dazzler Returns to Marvel in June

Marvel's musical mutant is staging a comeback. Dazzler deserves the spotlight.

While this means we are finally one step closer to reaching my lifelong dream of seeing a Dazzler/Jem and the Holograms crossover come to fruition, I still have many questions. Will Dazzler be able to get booked at Union Hall? Will she be forced to use her mutant powers to keep Brooklyn's ubiqutious double-wide strollers out of her way? Is going to Sunday Brunch actually worth it? Will her inevitable Netflix series deal with the smoky club she becomes a regular in falling victim to gentrification? At one point does she ultimately say fuck it, and move to Fishtown to become Philly's problem? And, oh yeah, will enough people actually read the one-shot so that Dazzler gets the return to solo stardom that she so deserves?

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Archie Meets Batman '66 Coming in July

Bif! Kapow! Z-Zwap! The latest collaboration between Archie and DC is a fanboy's dream come true.

IT’S THE COMIC CROSSOVER OF MY DREAMS! So naturally I had to write about it for #DenofGeek. Check it out!

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Riverdale: The Shocking Secrets of Penelope Blossom

We talked to Penelope Blossom herself, Nathalie Boltt, to get the scoop on the latest Riverdale developments!

I had the pleasure of interviewing Nathalie Boltt about her role as Penelope Blossom on Riverdale for Den of Geek! Click the link above and discover what’s next for Riverdale’s most intense family.

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Riverdale Season 2 Episode 15 Review - Chapter 28: There Will Be Blood

Cheryl isn't the only Blossom bombshell in Riverdale's most soap operatic episode so far.

Tonight’s Riverdale was FANTASTIC. Here’s my review.

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The Incredible Hulk: TV's Unlikeliest Jeans Salesman - MovieFanFare

In 1982, The Incredible Hulk was used to sell jeans in Brazil. It was AWESOME. Check out this unforgettable ad.

Hulk Jeans? Sure, why not! I wrote about a fantastic -- and forgotten -- marketing campaign for MovieFanFare. Give it a read, then get yourself some new pants.

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Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman 1974

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Just sayin

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Giving my Dune talk at Nerd Nite NYC last year. Watch it in full here.

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Al Hartley comics are WEIRD

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crd | ig 🥔

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YO

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HEAVY METAL (1981)

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Toynbeespotting They're embedded in the streets throughout the city--intricate, multicolored tiles inscribed with the inexplicable message, "TOYNBEE IDEA IN MOVIE 2001 RESURRECT DEAD ON PLANET JUPITER." No one seems to

While looking for a new profile pic, I came across this Philadelphia Weekly piece I wrote all the way back in 2003. CHRIS BABIES Y’ALL!

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Riverdale and Archie Getting a Bollywood Movie

An exciting partnership further strengthens Archie's foothold on the world stage.

There’s an Archie Bollywood musical coming, so OF COURSE i wrote about it for Den of Geek

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My complete writings for the sadly now-defunct website