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"Damian, play nice and if you can't play nice play with your fists at least that's an almost fair fight with Tim. He missed the Insults 101 lessons with The Bat."
“ Tim— Grayson just gave me the permission to break your face and pride at the same time “ @knxghtwing
"If I kill the little brat... how upset do you think Alfred would get with me?"
@secondgenerationhood
“I’m completely positive that if you kill The Bat Alfred is going to show up at our doorstep with a shotgun, Damian and Tim prepared to not only skin you but skin me as well because I’d protect you. Please don’t kill The Bat, it would be better for my sanity if I don’t have to body tackle Mom to the ground.”
Dick was not making this easier for Tim, and it only took the teenager a moment to actually realize the man was kind of having fun with this, at least someone was, because Tim was starting to get frustrated and that never ended good. Damn Dick and his nosiness. “They asked if I’d…” Fuck, this was hard and weird for Tim. “If I would have…sex with you” That last part came off more like a whisper, hoping that Dick wouldn’t understand what was being said.
Alright, of all the things he expected that certainly was not it. Actually he was kind of wishing he didn’t ask now but there was no turning back so--he might as well roll with it and see how red he could make the innocent Tim. “And you said?” Because that he actually wanted to know, and he’d try his best to not laugh. “You’re like what--ten years younger than me? I don’t enjoy jail.”
“No need to get all defensive, Dick, really its no big deal” He’s used to it by now, people just asking him about his relationship with other males was part of his daily routine. “They were just…joking about you and me, stupid things that aren’t worth mentioning” Except they kind of where but who cared? Tim was an expert on ignoring his issues.
“Maybe to you but you know what was being said, I only know parts and you didn’t say much, so I’d like to know. I’m nosy that way and quite curious by nature so go on, explain, what did they say and why did you avoid the questions?” Was this fun for him? Of course it was.
“Oh, so you heard” Damn, that was going to get a little bit uncomfortable, at least on Tim’s end. “I’m fine, they just like to pick on me” And on the fact that he was apparently some kind of attention whore, but really who wasn’t? If he had any luck, Dick would just let the whole thing die.
“So I don’t need to shove my Escrima Sticks up someones ass and fry them?” He cocked his right eyebrow up and gave the other a curious look, ready to jump to the others defense should he just say the word.”And you can explain what you’re talking about with them while I do.”
“You’re going to have to be more specific, a lot of people bother me on a daily basis”
“Your blank masked stalkers.”
After a couple of silent minutes, Tim really thought that he had dodged the bullet and was free to mope around all night, he was wearing his pj’s, the really big ones that for some reason made him feel safe, hoping that it would help improve his mood. Tim threw away his phone, knowing that no one would try to communicate with him for a while and buried himself between his sheets.
Sleep never came, it had been a few hours since Dick had sent him the message and a small part in Tim’s mind felt sad for pushing the man away when Tim clearly needed comfort, but no, he had to be strong on his own because he was alone in the world, like he always had been. However his thoughts were interrupted by a loud noise, apparently Dick had ignored him. “Go away” He said, still buried in his bed, refusing to leave his comfort zone.
“Hell no, you're stuck here with me, so get out of the bed or I'll drag you out.” Dick folded his arms across his chest and looked down to the boy still tucked within the sheets of the bed, tapping his foot against the ground to show he was impatient and would so completely do what he threatened too. Alfred asked him to cheer Tim up but he would have done it because he cared.
Regardless of how Dick acted he did care about Tim a great deal. At first their relationship was rocky, the boy was pushy and annoying because of Batman, and he would have so enjoyed dropping him off of a building and into a river—but Tim did grow on him. He was important like Jason and Damian was, but yet closer to Dick than probably the others were. Though, that could just be because unlike them Tim didn't push him away and put up blocks as hard.
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞
WHAT IS IT LIKE AS A SIDEKICK?
The heroes get the glory, while you clean up the mess. You don’t make the decisions and you don’t give orders. So, what do you do if you’re the Boy Wonder to one of the most recognizable super heroes in the universe and you’re looking to break out on your own? * written by INU.
Blog | Ask | Dick | Law & Order
“Tim, are they bothering you?”
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Villain or Hero Edition:
“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”
“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”
“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”
“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”
“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”
“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”
“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”
“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”
“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”
“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”
“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”
“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”
“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”
“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”
“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”
“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”
“You’re cruel.”
“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”
“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”
“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”
“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”
“You hurt others because they hurt you.”
“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”
“You don’t owe people anything else.”
“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”
“What do YOU want to become?”
“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”
“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”
“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”
“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”
“You brought this upon yourself.”
“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”
“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”
“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”
“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”
“They will never bow to you.”
“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”
“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”
“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”
“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”
“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”
“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”
“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”
“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”
“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”
“I won’t watch you die.”
“What are you fighting for?”
“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”
“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”
“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”
“I wish you could see your worth.”
“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”
“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”
“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.
“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”
“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”
Tim: I'm sad.
Dick: *throws his stuff at him* LET MY VERY EXISTENCE BE ALL YOU NEED TO CHEER UP.
@redbirdwonder:
[ to: BlueBird ] Alfred is wrong
[ to: BlueBird ] im fine don’t come
Shit, Tim hated Alfred so much at the moment, the butler could see right through him, it was like he had some kind of emotion detector since Tim had barely said a word to the man. Yes, he had a shitty night, or more like a shitty weekend. It was sunday night and that meant Tim had just returned from San Francisco, his weekend with the Titans didn’t go as planned.
What happened was a stupid thing and yet Tim couldn’t stop blaming himself, apparently the bad guy they were fighting, not a big one but it got dangerous, had kryptonite on him, and Conner was badly hurt, not only that, Bart and Cassie had been down for the most part of the mission. It was Tim’s fault, his research never showed that the man had found their weaknesses. In the end they won but now his friends were hurt and the fear of losing them was growing by the second.
Dick ignored him, of course Dick ignored him, and when the clock struck three AM he was finally pulling up the long Driveway of Wayne Manor. He hadn't even stopped to eat and was completely exhausted but the overworked vigilante still snatched up his overnight back and strolled up to the front door to ring the bell. Alfred let him in happily and informed him his target for the afternoon was still tucked in bed where he had been moping since his last return home.
With a nod and a smile thrown at the butler Dick quickly headed up the stairs and to where he remembered Tim's room being. He knocked, just out of respect, before throwing the door open and tossing his bag onto the bed where Tim was still tucked away. “Up, out of bed, I'm here and I rarely ever visit this place.” He also wasn't leaving, no matter how sick of him his friend got. He was here with a purpose in mind and after Tim was feeling better he'd leave the boy alone.
Who would you rather do; sxperbxy or redbirdwonder?
“How about I do you in by shoving my Escrima Sticks somewhere they don’t belong?” He wasn’t going to have this conversation. Now not, not ever.
Villain or Hero Edition:
“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”
“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”
“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”
“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”
“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”
“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”
“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”
“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”
“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”
“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”
“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”
“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”
“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”
“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”
“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”
“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”
“You’re cruel.”
“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”
“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”
“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”
“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”
“You hurt others because they hurt you.”
“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”
“You don’t owe people anything else.”
“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”
“What do YOU want to become?”
“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”
“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”
“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”
“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”
“You brought this upon yourself.”
“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”
“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”
“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”
“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”
“They will never bow to you.”
“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”
“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”
“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”
“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”
“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”
“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”
“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”
“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”
“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”
“I won’t watch you die.”
“What are you fighting for?”
“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”
“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”
“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”
“I wish you could see your worth.”
“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”
“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”
“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.
“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”
“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”
