Kobe Division Lovesick is an all male rap group consisting of hidden 4th member, Akumu Soukoku, the famous Cosplayer, Kaiji Sano, the totally normal and not at all strange high school student, Max Soukoku, and the famous heartthrob rock musician and Division Leader, Ren Nakashima.
The group’s color is Blood Red, a color which all three members seem to love dearly. Usually it symbolizes anger, agression, death, and the sense of the macabre but the group doesn’t see it that way.
The group’s symbol is the Rose which symbolizes romance, love, beauty, and courage. It is the flower of love, which all members are heavily yearning for.
The group has a form of a rose on their person, Ren has a tattoo of one on his left forearm, Max has piercings on his ears, and Kaiji wears one as a hairpin.
The group's hand sign from Rhyme Anima is the heart symbol, using their pointer and middle fingers.
These guys all seem completely normal at first. They say that they've been forced into the competition like many other teams but they're actually only joining to find their darlings. The only thing that is strange is that they're the second group to represent Kobe as the first team mysteriously disappeared.
Masterlist:
Ren Nakashima 🎸
Character Profile
Family Profile
Timeline
Moodboard
Character Playlist
Osiris
Birthday Event 2024
Max Soukoku 🪓
Character Profile
Family Profile
Timeline
Moodboard
Character Playlist
Birthday Event 2024
Kaiji Sano 💞
Character Profile
Family Profile
Timeline
Moodboard
Character Playlist
Birthday Event 2023, 2024
Fanart
Akumu Soukoku 🗡️
Character Profile
Family Profile
Timeline
Moodboard
Character Playlist
Birthday Event 2025
Extras 🌹
Official Artwork
Official Trailer
Character Inspirations
Team Dynamics
Profile Cards
Voiceclaims
Faceclaims
Division Playlist
Before & After
Extra Wardrobe I & II
Pride Month Headcanons
Character Colors
House Aesthetics
Handwriting Headcanons
Day In The Life: Workplaces
Isekai Outifts
Picrews
Lovesick x Sanrio Collaboration
NSFW Headcanons 2023, 2024, 2026
Valentines Event 2023, 2024, 2025, 2026
Halloween Event 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025
Christmas Event 2023, 2024
True Love’s Happiness (KaiTou Wedding Event)
Albums (Songs & Drama Tracks) 🌹
First Album
Kizuna/Bonds
Death’s Crimson Kiss (Vox Birthday Mixtape)
Wolfsbane (Ōkami Birthday Mixtape)
Feral Frenzy (Ōkami 2026 Birthday Mixtape)
Love Overdose (Jinx Birthday Mixtape)
The Raven (Strix Birthday Mixtape)
Next Stage
Sunshine (Vox Solo)
Survival of the Illest (Lethal Eight Ver.)
Division Rap Battle
Division Rap Battle —FINAL— (Octavicious Ver.)
Rhyme Anima Opening (Pathways Ver.)
Miscellaneous 🌹
KaiShuuYa Polyship (Kaiji Sano x Shuu Edogawa x Touya Kisaragi)
Mr. Hypmic Male Beauty Pageant 2023 Submissions (Ren)
Mr and Mrs. Hypmic 2024 Couples Pageant Submissions
C’mon, are we really surprised that he would want to see his partner in nothing but gothic reds and black? If they don’t look like they stepped straight out of a gothic vampire porn video then he doesn’t want it.
— Max
For some reason even unbeknownst to him, Max has developed a borderline obsession with catgirls, even though he absolutely does not care for lingerie, if his partner dresses up like this then even he won’t be able to tear his eyes away from them.
— Kaiji
The cosplay king himself does not miss when it comes to sexy lingerie, if it’s possible, he’ll turn anything into a lewd version of itself from characters to even real life people, there’s nothing he won’t say no to or deems it too difficult.
CNC (Consensual Non-Consensual). Either way is fine, whether he’s the aggressor or the victim, Ren isn’t picky but it does come to a shock to anyone who knows him but he loves doing videos that border between fake and reality, making viewers wonder if he’s actually in danger (or the one perpetuating it) or he’s just really into his role, he never confirms either and really, this particular genre is more stress relieving and cathartic to him, he fantasizes replacing his costar with the love of his life, he’d find it so hot if she would be the one to kidnap and take advantage of him.
— Max
Exhibitionism / Outdoor Sex. If there’s one thing you can count on Max for, it’s that every video he stars in will never be filmed in a building, he feels most at home and frankly some of his best work is outside in the great outdoors whether it’s in a park, a forest, or even in someone’s backyard. Sure he and his costar end up absolutely filthy with dirt, grass, sweat, and cum but the views and money they make from it is so worth it.
— Kaiji
Cosplay. Let’s be real, Kaiji would be one of if not the top star of the industry, he already makes a living from whoring himself out on the internet in canon, he would just be more unashamed if he decided to go full throttle. A Jack of all trades, there isn’t anything he wouldn’t do especially with and to his beloved Touya, his favorite costar and lover, but a favorite of his would have to be cosplay, he’s capitalized plenty off his anime and video fans by dressing up as their favorite characters and lewding the hell out of them.
Ever since gaining fame and performing in concerts all over Tokyo, Ren has have several fantasies and dreams all relating to his status as a rockstar but his main fantasy, the one that arouses him the most would be fucking his partner right on stage whether in front of a live audience or during one of his rehearsals, with all the cameras and jumbotrons focused on their their fucked out expression and the way his drives his dick deeper into their wet and sloppy hole. Ren finds the idea of it so hot that it’s not uncommon for him to rub one out before or after he performs a show, he knows the chances of it actually happening is slim to none, his manager would kill him if he caught wind of it but Ren still has hope that maybe one day he can live out his fantasy in some way, shape, or form.
— Max
Again, Max doesn’t quite understand the concept of sexual fantasies or desires as he’s never been with anyone to trigger them nor does he have any innate desire within himself but after hearing Ren and Kaiji talk about their own sex lives combined with the “lessons” the latter likes to give him unprovoked, Max has started to think about what he would find “desirable” and as expected, his mind always leads him back to that animalistic and primal way that animals mate and breed but instead of animals, it’s Max and his partner as they completely shed their human morality and intellect and embrace being one with natural and their inner animal that they let out and run wild.
— Kaiji
Kaiji has so many fantasies and dreams of sex that it wouldn’t be far fetched to say that he has one for every day of the week, he’s into a lot of things and if he hasn’t heard of something then he usually gives it a chance before deciding whether or not he likes it, this fiercely applies to Touya, especially now that the two of them are married and semi live together. Kaiji has noticed that since dating Touya and helping him carve a place in life for himself, the latter has managed to gain some weight and fill out his body quite nicely, Kaiji isn’t ashamed to admit that he’s stared at Touya’s chest and ass long enough than what is appropriate but if you were to ask him his biggest fantasy, it would to help Touya gain more weight, to the point where an entire new wardrobe is needed, it makes Kaiji’s panties feel tight every time he thinks about fucking Touya while holding onto his love handles, smacking his ass and watching the fat move and jiggle.
Sounds. As a musician, Ren is much more susceptible to sounds and how at certain decibels, can affect the human mind and body. He’s no different which is why he’s so encouraging towards his partners to scream, cry, moan, and let out any and all sounds he can pull from them.
Breeding / Impregnation. The thought of filling his partner up to the brim with his seed drives him nuts, it fills him with a weird sense of pride to see his come spilling out of his partner after an intense session, if his partner allows it, he’ll plug them up to keep his come inside. Ren is pretty good with protection but sometimes he can’t stop thinking about filling his partners (specifically female partners) with his seed and getting them pregnant.
Leather. As a leather lover himself, Ren gets a thrill seeing it on his partner, if it’s lingerie or just a leather jacket, it’ll still get him raring to go and take them on whatever surface is available.
— Max
Rough Sex. To Max, this is just regular sex to him, the biting, the growing, the scratching, the primal nature of it all stirs something inside him that he has no words to describe but can’t get enough of.
Sparring / Fighting. Violence is Max’s love language and there’s rarely anyone who can hold their own against him so when there is someone that can challenge him and have the skills to back it up, it’s scratches an itch deep in his brain and suddenly all he can think about is how attractive they look.
Intercrural Sex. Dare I say that he much likes thigh fucking over penetrative sex? It’s less complicated and he doesn’t have to worry about hurting his partner, he can just hump in between their thighs until he’s spent.
— Kaiji
Blood. There’s just something about the red liquid that gets Kaiji going, especially if it’s from his beloved spouse, Touya. Of course he would never maliciously hurt Touya to make him bleed but if he feels comfortable enough then Kaiji would make a few nicks here and there just to see those beautiful crimson beeds swell up before licking them off.
Marathon Sex. Kaiji just loves sex, even more so since getting together with Touya and with both of their overwhelming libidos, it’s perfectly normal to them to have sex for hours on end (with small breaks in between of course) and by the end, the two are absolutely riddled with pleasure to do or think about anything else.
Forced Orgasm (Giving). Forcing Touya through orgasm after orgasm until he’s shaking and sobbing gives Kaiji so much glee that sometimes he tends to go overboard and make Touya braindead, he can’t help it, it gives him a level of control that’s addictive to him.
Dominant Switch -> True Switch. Perhaps it could be due to the fact that the girl he loves is with another guy but even though Ren still has his dominant swagger on stage, when it comes to being intimate nowadays, he finds that he doesn’t really care about whether or not he’s on top or bottom, he just wants to feel pleasure and make his partner feel so good that they can’t or won’t stop thinking about it for days to come. Is it healthy? Not really but he figures that there are worse ways to cope, he’s still a firm yet loving partner albeit his sadistic streak has risen quite a lot lately, which depending on who his partner is, could become a situation for them.
— Max
True Switch -> Dominant Top. After receiving a lot of “sex ed” from Kaiji, Max likes to think that he has a better understanding of sex and the like, he finds that he feels a lot more comfortable being the dominant one in the relationship and that should it could down to it, he would prefer to top his partner and take control, not out of anything like pride, it’s just simply his preference and due to how he sees the world, he’s an alpha, the leader of the pack and as such, he knows that when it comes to mating, the leader has to take charge and make his mate submit to him. His leader, Atra Mors, has given him that kind of talk before, telling him that when taking a partner that he must be ruthless and cruel to get them to be obedient to him but Max thinks that if he ever does find a suitable mate to start a family with, he would prefer to be kind and make them love him.
— Kaiji
True Switch -> Dominant Switch. Kaiji still has his switch title even after all these years, the only difference is that he’s become way more dominant and controlling of his partner in the bedroom and by partner, he’s only interested in fucking his spouse, Touya. Even though, Kaiji’s the one in control, he loves nothing more than to worship and fuck Touya silly, bending him to his will and claiming him in every way possible, it doesn’t matter if he’s topping or bottoming, it all ends the same way with Touya moaning and drooling and cumming on his cock. Recently, since reuniting Touya with their son, Kaiji’s has greatly enjoyed watching Touya try and take the reins and draining him out of sheer love and desire, not only does he find it adorable but he’s glad that Touya’s gaining confidence in himself.
11 inches -> 12 inches hard and 9 inches soft, he has a slight girth to him but is mainly long with an impressive curve upwards when fully erect, he has soft yet visible veins along his shaft, a Prince Albert piercing, and short, soft black pubic hair that’s neatly trimmed and regularly groomed for when he has to post a thirst trap. He got circumcised per his manager’s orders to look more appealing to his fans. Average balls but his cum is very potent so he has to be careful to wrap it up so that he won’t accidentally get someone pregnant, when he cums, he shoots far and it’s a thick, creamy white substance.
— Rin (Fem! Ren)
F Cup, Natural. “Sex sells” is what her manager always tell her and Rin really takes it to heart, she worked hard to get her chest the way it is while still keeping her figure and she would be remiss not to show it off at any chance she gets, from wearing revealing outfits on stage to teasing her fans by unbuttoning her shirt and giving heavy emphasis to her chest, it gives her a sense of satisfaction to watch people lust after her.
— Max
12 inches -> 13 inches hard and 11 inches soft. He’s the biggest out of his team in length and girth, thick to the point where he needs to prep his partner before even thinking to put it in, his length curves downwards with prominent veins that throb and bulge when he’s aroused, he’s uncircumcised and still is to this day, as a result, he has to take extra care in cleaning himself for his health as per Kaiji’s instructions. His pubic hair is dark brown and completely unkempt, he has a noticeable happy trail from his belly button to his pelvic area, his “breeder balls” are huge and very heavy with unspilled cum that’s been churning inside for years and they hang against his upper thighs. When it cums, he cums hard and in large amount, he could honestly cover his partner in it if he could, its a thick, musky, and viscous substance that’s a little bitter to taste.
— Maxine (Fem! Max)
E Cup, Natural. It’s a miracle that her breasts aren’t sagging by the time she reaches 18 because Maxine refuses to bind herself or wear a bra as she finds them restricting and uncomfortable, the most she can put up with is a training bra but finding one that can fit her are far and few in between. She has no opinion about her bust whatsoever, just seeing it as part of her body and gets confused whenever people make comments about it, she figures it’s another weird societal thing that goes over her head.
— Kaiji
10 inches -> 11 inches hard and 9 inches soft. He’s soft, pale, and flushed pink with arousal with every photo of his member coming out so pretty, he’s slender and on the long side but he absolutely knows how to work it into his advantage to make Touya feel the height of pleasure, he has a Jacob’s Ladder piercing and is circumcised, he is clean shaven because he doesn’t have the time or patience to deal with pubic hair. His balls are medium sized and tight against him, he’s highly experienced in the skill of tucking. His cum is thick and potent with the sole purpose to breed and reproduce, he cums a lot and it’s white and creamy with a slightly sweet taste.
C Cup -> D Cup, Natural. Although it wasn’t as much as he would have wanted, Kaiji’s glad that he did managed to go up a level with his cup size, furthering his feminine appearance even more while having a dick to put most guys to shame with no enhancers or medicine whatsoever.
— Kaia (Fem! Kaiji)
F Cup, Natural. Another one who firmly believes the bigger the breast the better, thankfully she was blessed to be born into a family where the women are well endowed and it shows despite her small stature, she loves pushing the boundaries of “cute” and “lewd” on the internet, it’s also a great source of income from lonely desperate losers.
We’re back y’all! Thought you’ve seen the last of this event but nope, we’re bringing back NSFW Week better than ever this year! An entire week dedicated to debauchery, degeneracy, or in simple terms…just being really fucking horny on main. Anyone is more than welcome to join if they want to but if not then that’s totally understandable, do not feel obligated or pressured to take part if you’re feeling uncomfortable, this whole event is really just for me and Edo
A few ground rules before we get into the details.
Minors please DO NOT INTERACT!!! For everyone’s safety, especially if you are a minor, please do not interact with any of the post that are 18+, this obviously goes for trying to engage with the event in general, we do not want nor do we care about whatever headcanons you want to share with us, do that on your own time or better yet don’t share it at all. Go play Fortnite or something.
Please put a “read more” cut and a warning on your posts. Aside from common courtesy, it’ll be best not to overflow the ‘hypmic oc/hypnosis mic oc/hypnosis microphone oc’ tag with smut, especially since there might be some people who don’t want to see that stuff on their feed so please put a warning and a “read more” cut with your posts.
NO. LEWDING. CHILDREN. For the love of God do not include children in any smut of any kind, keep the pedo shit out, do not include OCs or characters younger than 18 in any posts that might have explicit content.
Now, onto the themes for the upcoming days!
March 20th — Sizes (Updated!)
Self explanatory. People grow and change all the time and that includes what’s underneath their clothes, if you haven’t already, explain the sizes of your OCs and if you have given out those details, explain how much they’ve grown over the years if they did! Feel free to go into detail if you really want to be explicit.
Female OCs - Breast/Cup Size
Male OCs - Dick Size
March 21st — New Alignments
Same as before, where do your OCs land on the Dom/Sub/Top/Bottom? Are they a service top? A bratty bottom? A versatile switch? People can change their preferences all the time and that applies here too, explain what might’ve changed for them in the bedroom.
March 22nd — More Kinks
Self explanatory again, explain any and all kinks your OC might have, you can list them out by name or go into detail as to why they like that particular kink. If you participated last time, list out even more kinks your OCs have or may have developed over the years!
March 23rd — Even More Fantasies
Who doesn’t love a good fantasy? It’s pretty simple, describe a sexual fantasy (or fantasies for you special freaks) that your OCs would have about anyone, whether it be another OC, a canon character, or even themselves, the limit is your imagination.
March 24th — Sex Lines (x3)
Yes, you read that right, third times the charm! Much like the OC voicelines of an ARB Birthday Special, the sex lines are what your OCs would say before, during, and after sex. It’s up to you how many lines you want to write but the minimum is three.
March 25th — Search History (Favorite Categories)
Whoops! Looks like your computer got hacked, now your OCs sexual search history is on full display, all their favorite categories and porn searches is out for all to see, what tickles their fancy? What makes them get their rocks off?
March 26th — Lingerie Shopping
It’s shopping time! Ladies, post some pictures of what kind of lingerie you like to wear when you like to get down and dirty with your special someone~ Guys, don’t be shy, if you wanna wears some lingerie post some pictures of what you like to wear but if that’s not your thing then show off what lingerie you find your partner attractive in.
And that’s all there is! Once again, you do not have to participate if you do not want to, make sure to tag your posts with “#hypmic oc nsfw week 2026”. Have a good day and stay horny my fellow freaks.
First to Confess: Ayumu. After months of mutual pining, it was the Paramedic who made the first move during that one special Christmas the two of them would never forget.
First to Apologize: Both. Neither Sayaka or Ayumu are people who tend to hold a grudge over little things or even big things as long as there’s a reasonable explanation, they rarely fight and on the off chance they do, it always usually ends with the two apologizing at the same time.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Both. Sayaka and Ayumu are so well loved in their respective communities, they’re the best at their jobs and they’re the two people in the D.R.B. with the least controversies tied to them along with the fact that they’re really likable people.
Best Caregiver: Both. Being single parents, the two of them are experts at treating sicknesses and injuries their children would get but Ayumu has more medical experience due to his career as a paramedic so he’s more equipped to handle more severe situations.
Does The Cooking: Sayaka. Cooking is one of her passions and she feels so much fulfillment providing food for her loved ones, it only boosts her confidence hearing her children and Ayumu praise her cooking.
Does The Housework: Both. It’s a shared partnership that Ayumu and Sayaka tackle the housework by splitting some chores in half, Ayumu wouldn’t listen when Sayaka insisted she could also take care of the housework and now both of them tend to make a game out of cleaning the house together, laughing and spending quality time as lovers.
Speaks The Most: Sayaka. Even though they’re both the outgoing extroverted type, Sayaka tends to be more chattier than Ayumu, always going off onto ramblings that deviate from the topic at hand much to her embarrassment and Ayumu’s amusement.
Overprotective One: Ayumu. It’s only natural given his line of occupation and his experience with past relationships but Ayumu is quite protective over Sayaka, only wanting her to be safe and happy.
Designated Driver: Sayaka. She always picks her daughter up from school and now that she and Ayumu are together, nothing much has changed, she knows how tired he gets in the mornings so she’s willing to drive him anywhere he asks.
Has Good Penmanship: Both. It’s required for their jobs to have eligible handwriting but both of them have good penmanship due to their wealthy upbringing.
Most Relationship Experience: Ayumu. He’s had multiple one off relationships in his youth that ended all the same as his partners only got with him for his wealth whereas Sayaka only had a few flings and one serious relationship with her last husband that ended with his death but since getting together, they both can safely say that this relationship is the best they ever had.
Subtle To Changes: Both. Ayumu and Sayaka are empathetic people and are used to detecting when something is bothering others, it’s no different when it’s the two of them, in fact, they’re so in sync with each other’s emotions that it’s almost scary.
The One Who Proposes: Ayumu. Much like with the confession, it’s Ayumu who takes the next step and proposes to Sayaka after he realizes that she’s his soulmate and he truly wants to spend the rest of his life with her. In fact, the thought of marriage has crossed his mind more and more recently.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Ayumu. As much as the both of them hate thinking such dark thoughts, especially Sayaka, but when it comes to it, Ayumu would risk his life with no hesitation if it mean that Sayaka and their family are safe and sound, and he would have no regrets.
SeiMi (Seiji Tsukimoto x Miho Tsukimoto)
First to Confess: Both. It absolutely took each other by surprise but after their valentines night together and learning that they were going to be parents in nine months, it kickstarted their relationship with the two confessing their feelings at the same time.
First to Apologize: Seiji. He’s not the type to drag on an argument and he’s willing to be the bigger man and apologize to Miho regardless of whether he or her was in the wrong.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Miho. While she and Seiji are respected in their own rights, Miho ranks above him due to her wealthy status and career as a respectable and admirable female CEO.
Best Caregiver: Miho. Seiji has a bit of an advantage over her as Miho doesn’t take care of sick people often but she’s an expert on how to care for a person when sick or injured, which is to be expected for someone who owns a medical and healthcare company.
Does The Cooking: Miho. It’s a surprise to know that a wealthy woman like herself who can afford private chefs takes upon cooking her own meals but Miho finds satisfaction in providing for herself and now that she’s a wife and mother, that feeling has multiplied tenfold as she insists upon cooking for her family.
Does The Housework: Both. However, the responsibility often falls onto Miho who wants to take some weight off Seiji’s shoulders as he works hard to support and provide that the least she can do is make sure he comes back to a nice and clean house.
Overprotective One: Seiji. Without a doubt, he is very protective over Miho and always has a hand on her lower back whenever they go out together, Miho knows that his behavior stems from not only his job but his past of losing many loved ones so she doesn’t mind.
Speaks The Most: Miho. It’s quite literally half her job to speak on the daily with conferences, meetings, and phone calls with investors.
Designated Driver: Seiji. While both of them know how to drive and has driven one another to and from places, it’s usually Seiji that takes the wheel most of the time plus the fact that he drives a police car for his patrols.
Has Good Penmanship: Both. It’s crucial for both of them to have good handwriting as required for their respective jobs.
Most Relationship Experience: Both. Albeit in different ways, before his marriage to his first wife and then eventually Miho, Seiji had numerous flings and one night stands from his younger years. On the other hand, Miho herself has been married (and divorced) twice before meeting Seiji and is very determined to make her third marriage her last one.
Subtle To Changes: Miho. She cares about her loved ones very much and if she notices that something is wrong or bothering them then she would like to get to the bottom of it as soon as possible.
The One Who Proposes: Seiji. He wasted no time proposing to Miho on her birthday while she was still pregnant with their twins, not because he felt obligated to marry her because of her pregnancy but because he truly loves her and wants to spend the rest of his life with her. (She said yes, obviously)
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Seiji. Without a shadow of a doubt, if the situation is dire enough to call for it, he would unflinchingly sacrifice himself for Miho and no amount of begging, pleading, and screaming from her would stop him.
LoKa (Lola Takahashi x Reika Aichi)
First to Confess: Both. Much to their amusement and delight, the two of them confessed to each other at the same time after spending an evening together and a few glasses of wine.
First to Apologize: Both. If it was anyone else, they wouldn’t bother apologizing and most likely to continue holding a grudge but Lola and Reika love and respect each other too much to let any fight or argument come in between them and their shared history so it won’t take long for one or both of them to apologize.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Lola. It’s no surprise given that she’s a world renowned model as well as a successful businesswoman with her fashion brand and nightclub whereas Reika’s popularity lies more on the infamy side due to her controversy with her late husbands.
Best Caregiver: Reika. Believe it or not, she has experience caring for injured or sick people before, usually that person being herself. Plus, with her being so knowledgeable about posions and having a teammate who is a scientist and doctor, she has an extensive knowledge about the human body.
Does The Cooking: Reika. Both ladies can cook and have hired chefs to cook for them but more often than not it’s Reika who’s in the kitchen preparing their meals and Lola has stated that she prefers the socialite’s home cooking than any five star restaurants.
Does The Housework: Lola. To anyone’s surprise, she has experience housekeeping and cleaning up due to her past at the brothel and those habits were so ingrained to her that she never kicked them even after becoming rich and famous.
Overprotective One: Reika. She has lost a lot of important people in her life and has accumulated many enemies who wish to hurt her in any way they can, including targeting her loved ones. Lola knows this as she goes through the same thing and does not mind at all Reika being protective over her.
Speaks The Most: Reika. She spends all day talking and chatting to her fellow nobles and socialites at parties and galas, when she’s not doing that then she’s making speeches at her fundraisers and charities.
Designated Driver: Lola. She absolutely loves driving and the freedom it brings so obviously she can and will drive Reika anywhere she wants or simply just take her out for a nice cruise around town, either way they’re together and that’s all that matters to them.
Has Good Penmanship: Both. With their careers and the sheer amount of checks they right, it’s only natural that their handwriting is immaculate (and hard to replicate).
Most Relationship Experience: Both. Is it really that surprising to know these two are very experienced with relationships when you look at their dating history? Before getting together, Reika had five husbands and Lola was a serial dater whose relationships never lasted longer than two weeks.
Subtle To Changes: Lola. She’s a lot more perceptive than people give her credit for and she’s very in tune to how Reika feels, if she notices that Reika is being off then she will do whatever she can to comfort her.
The One Who Proposes: Both. On Reika’s birthday, after having a wonderful dinner and spent the night together tangled up in the sheets, Lola proposed to Reika right after only for Reika to pull a reverse and proposed to Lola after the latter’s proposal. Their wedding is due in a few months.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. Lola and Reika love each other too much and too dearly to let the other die so if push comes to shove and they’re at the end of the line, at least they’ll go down together, as true lovers.
KaiTou (Kaiji Sano x Touya Kisaragi)
First to Confess: Both. After being in a friends with benefits relationship for a while, Kaiji and Touya decided to take their relationship to the next level by confessing their feelings for each other during the Couples Pageant that took place a few years ago.
First to Apologize: Touya. Fights rarely happen between them and Kaiji could never be mad at Touya for long, Touya however cannot bear to have Kaiji’s ire being directed to him and will even apologize to him despite the argument still being fresh, he’d rather die than to have Kaiji ever be angry at him.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Kaiji. In terms of both popularity and charisma, Kaiji takes the win, for one, he’s not an infamous death row inmate and two, he’s got a whole corner of the internet dedicated to him. To say that he’s well loved is an understatement.
Best Caregiver: Both. Kaiji has experience from caring for his younger siblings as well as volunteering at his father’s hospital from time to time while Touya’s experience was self taught mainly on himself but since getting together with Kaiji, he’s gotten better at providing care and support to his loved ones, mainly their son.
Does The Cooking: Kaiji. The last time Touya tried to cook, he nearly burned down Kaiji’s penthouse, now Kaiji is teaching Touya how to cook with various degrees of success not to mention it’s a cute bonding moment between them and Kaiji’s chat whenever he decides to stream cooking with “Momoka”
Does The Housework: Touya. What he lacks in cooking, he makes up for it tenfold in housekeeping, he and Kaiji obviously split the chores but Touya finds himself calm and at peace when he’s cleaning, it’s therapeutic for him and makes for a good coping mechanism when things get too much for him.
Overprotective One: Both. Aside from being yanderes with severe mental instability, they’ve both been burned and hurt before by people they thought that loved them so in turn they’re very attached and protective towards each other so that they won’t be hurt again.
Speaks The Most: Kaiji. By a long shot as that’s literally his occupation to sit and talk for hours per day to the point where he does it effortlessly, it’s a great tactic he uses to calm Touya down from panic attacks.
Designated Driver: Kaiji. As Touya lacks the education to obtain a license and isn’t even allowed to drive in the first place but Kaiji doesn’t mind, he enjoys driving Touya around in his car.
Has Good Penmanship: Kaiji. Again by a long shot as Touya is still in the process of pursuing an education, sometimes Kaiji helps him by practicing his literacy and penmanship.
Most Relationship Experience: Both. But unlike Touya, Kaiji has been in actual relationships where the two parties are equal.
Subtle To Changes: Both. Being together for so long and so intensely in love with each other, their feelings and emotions are nearly synchronized together so it makes it easy for either of them to tell if something is wrong with the other.
The One Who Proposes: Kaiji. After a year of dating, Kaiji took the plunge and proposed to Touya on their anniversary, the two would go on to get married of November of 2025.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. They refuse to entertain the thought but they would absolutely lay down their lives for each other, they genuinely can’t live their lives without each other.
RinHa (Rintaro Himura x Kureha Koizumi)
First to Confess: Rintaro. Which took both of them by surprise but after agonizing over it for weeks, Rintaro came to the conclusion that he wants Kureha to be more than his fuckbuddy, he truly loves and cares about her and wanted her to know that. She accepted his confession much to his shock.
First to Apologize: Kureha. She hates confrontation in the first place and is definitely not the fighting type, her and Rintaro don’t fight at all actually but even if they did, Kureha will bend the knee first and apologize.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Kureha. For obvious reasons but despite her antisocial nature, she’s much preferable to the public compared to her boyfriend.
Best Caregiver: Rintaro. He raised his sister while still being a kid himself and that includes nursing her back to health whenever she fell sick or patching her up when she got hurt, that gentleness and genuine concern absolutely applies to Kureha too especially when he saw that she doesn’t take care of herself when sick.
Does The Cooking: Both. It’s a team effort and collaboration, a fun one too as both like to trade recipes and cook together, in fact, most of their dates consist of cooking together and eating their well earned meal during a movie.
Does The Housework: Both. Just like with cooking, cleaning up and doing housework is a collaborative effort with the two of them splitting the chores down the middle and playing into their strengths in order to make a clean house.
Overprotective One: Rintaro. By a lot, it’s not even funny how protective he is over Kureha, he’s quite literally threatened to seriously harm and even kill people who poses as a threat to her and their relationship, Kureha gets flustered by it every time, more flattered than horrified.
Speaks The Most: Kureha. Surprising, yes, but due to Rintaro’s reputation as a criminal and terrorist, he tends to stay out of the public’s eye whereas Kureha is a renowned artist and often attends art shows, gallery events, and auctions which requires a level of talking and conversation.
Designated Driver: Rintaro. As Kureha can’t drive and her main way of transportation is by train, however, with his insistence, she has gone on multiple motorcycle rides with Rintaro since the two of them got together.
Has Good Penmanship: Kureha. Which seems obvious as she is an artist, dabbles in poetry, and has perfected her signature for all her works.
Most Relationship Experience: Rintaro. He is way more experienced from having past flings and one off relationship that never really lasted long whereas Rintaro is Kureha’s first ever boyfriend and relationship, what they both have in common is that they’re each other’s first real serious relationship.
Subtle To Changes: Kureha. Call it an artist’s intuition but she’s always been perceptive to changes in people, especially her loved ones and Rintaro is no different, she always lets him know that he can come and talk to her any time if something is bothering him.
The One Who Proposes: Rintaro. Much like his confession, his proposal comes as a complete and utter shock to Kureha but she agrees immediately after the words leave his mouth.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. They love each other too much to let the other die and even though they will fight each other tooth and nail for the other to survive, if they go, they’ll go together.
Disaster Poly (Lyall Shiba x Joey Kurusu x Kaoru Shinozaki)
First to Confess: Lyall & Kaoru. Despite being together, the two of them confessed their shared attraction to Joey after they abducted him on his birthday, Joey, who was hopelessly in love with both of them, accepted both of their confessions.
First to Apologize: Joey & Kaoru. Joey hates fighting with his partners and will cave in pretty fast just to ease the tension, Kaoru can’t stay mad at Joey for long and usually forgives him after a short time. Both of them absolutely hold grudges against Lyall and will team up against him to give him hell.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Lyall. Joey & Kaoru don’t even compare to his popularity, the man has retired from the entertainment industry for years now and his fanbase still hypes him up like crazy.
Best Caregiver: Joey. After caring for his sick sister right up until her demise, Joey still retains those skills and has no qualms about caring for his loved ones whether it be his mother or his partners, especially his partners as Lyall & Kaoru are absolutely horrible at taking care of themselves.
Does The Cooking: Lyall. In fact, Joey & Kaoru are absolutely forbidden from entering the kitchen after last time it nearly ended with nuclear warfare so Lyall is in charge of any and all meals the three of them have.
Does The Housework: Joey & Kaoru. Since the two of them are not allowed in the kitchen, Lyall has them clean up the house to keep them out of trouble while he deals with making the meals, it goes about as well as you expect especially when the two decide to make a game out of it and bet each other.
Overprotective One: Lyall & Kaoru. Their overprotective behavior stems from their obsessive tendencies and they’ve directed it all towards Joey, the two of them agreed to keep him safe and protected at all times, even if it means having to dirty their hands even more.
Speaks The Most: Lyall & Joey. Being more extroverted and well liked than their girlfriend, Joey and Lyall tend to do the speaking regardless of any setting and whether or not they’re on the clock, there have been numerous of times where they’ve been bouncing off each other for hours in conversation.
Designated Driver: Lyall & Joey. These two absolutely refuse to let Kaoru anywhere near the wheel, they’re very familiar with her atrocious driving style and have forever delegated her to being the Backseat Princess for the rest of time.
Has Good Penmanship: Lyall & Joey. Lyall, aside from having a writer for a father, had developed his good handwriting from years of signing autographs while Joey developed his handwriting from forging other people’s signatures to cash in fraudulent checks.
Most Relationship Experience: Lyall & Joey. Both men have a track record when it comes to relationships and not very good ones at that but between the two of them, Lyall has the bigger body count with all the flings, one night stands, and FWB relationships he had (including his two current partners) before getting together with Kaoru and Joey.
Subtle To Changes: Joey. Out of the three of them, Joey is the most emotionally intelligent and aware, he isn’t as bad about his feelings as the other two and he’s dedicated to helping Lyall and Kaoru as best as he can.
The One Who Proposes: Lyall & Joey. Neither of them were aware of the other’s proposal and Kaoru was completely blindsided by both of their proposals, despite polyamorous marriage not being a thing in Japan, the three of them still make it work without a flimsy piece of paper.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Lyall & Joey. More so on Joey because he would risk anything for the people he loves, including his own life, meanwhile Lyall would risk his life to stop Joey from risking his life because he knows if Joey is gone then he would never recover.
MalADA (Masuzō Shinomiya x Ageha Shinozaki)
First to Confess: Both. Really it was Malphas who confessed first when A.D.A cornered him finally after being ghosted by him far back in their Rivals With Benefits days, he admitted his feelings for her when she pressured him enough, fully expecting to be rejected and their situatuonship to end right there only to be shocked when A.D.A pulled him into a kiss and confessed that she had feelings for him as well.
First to Apologize: A.D.A. It’s quite literally in her nature to defuse any and all conflicts that rise up and it’s no different with her relationship with Malphas, fights are rare between them, serious fights even more so when on the off chance they do happen, A.D.A can’t stomach the feeling knowing that Mal is mad at her leading her to seeking him out and apologize.
Most Popular/Charismatic: A.D.A. You’d be hard pressed to find anyone who dislikes A.D.A, she’s a kind, compassionate, and lovable person who always goes out of her way to help others not to even mention how stunningly beautiful she is, magazines with her face on the cover always sell out fast and despite being married, she has quite a few admirers who are infatuated with her.
Best Caregiver: Both. Which is no surprise when you take into account that both of them are highly advanced and intelligent A.I’s made by two of the most brilliant minds of their generation…who also are absolutely terrible at taking care of themselves so not only are Mal and A.D.A are knowledgeable on taking care of human beings but they are very equipped to do on the ground maintenance on themselves, each other, and other A.I’s.
Does The Cooking: Both. The two of them know over 1,000 recipes from all over the world to recreate and make for their creators but when it’s just the two of them or for their family, A.D.A takes the reigns in the kitchen but does allow Mal to assist her from time to time.
Does The Housework: Malphas. With A.D.A busy cooking and taking care of the kids, the responsibility of housekeeping falls onto Mal which he does so without complaint knowing that his wife does more than enough to care for their family. As expected, he’s good at housework as well and the family appreciates his work on keeping a clean house.
Overprotective One: Both. They’re both androids whose purpose is to protect their loved ones and defend them from any potential threats no matter how small but Mal and A.D.A go about doing it in different ways with Mal taking a deadly yet aggressively efficient approach while A.D.A focuses more on defense and taking the person she’s protecting away from the danger, this obviously applies to each other when threatened.
Speaks The Most: A.D.A. Aside from her job requiring her to be expressive and talk to fans, photographers, editors, and her manager, A.D.A is just a naturally extroverted woman who enjoys engaging and connecting with others, that includes talking and making conversation unlike her antisocial husband who tends to scare people away with his resting bitch face.
Designated Driver: Malphas. In fact, he’s put a ban on A.D.A from ever getting in the driver’s seat of any vehicle, her driving is absolutely horrible and no amount of teaching her would make her improve, believe him, he tried many times but he’s long since given up and now he takes her to anywhere she goes when asked, whether it be in the car or on his motorcycle.
Has Good Penmanship: Both. This is more due to them being highly intelligent A.I’s than anything but with their respective careers as CEO and Model, it’s expected of them to have perfect handwriting.
Most Relationship Experience: Malphas. Whereas Mal is A.D.A’s one and only relationship, Mal has had many flings and one off relationships before his marriage to A.D.A, his last relationship ended on such a sour note that it came as a surprise that he started dating again and to the android made by his creator’s rival.
Subtle To Changes: Both. While Mal can sense changes due to it being programmed into him, it’s really A.D.A that’s the more emotionally intelligent out of the two but no one can deny that these two know each other like the back of their hands, if they feel like the other is plagued by something, they will offer their love and support for as long as they need.
The One Who Proposes: Malphas. He proposed to A.D.A after they moved in together, they had been dating for a while when it quietly hit Mal that this is what he wanted for the rest of eternity, a loving, domestic life with A.D.A and after getting the rings made, he proposed to her on their anniversary to which she tearfully said yes. The two of them got married on his sister’s birthday and have been happily married ever since for two years.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. There’s no ifs, ands, or buts, these two would die protecting each other but thankfully there hasn’t been an accident or event that would cause them to go down that route. Yet.
KyoMu (Kyoka Hojo x Akumu Soukoku)
First to Confess: Kyoka. It would take a while as she comes to the realization that she likes Akumu more than just a friend but when she does, she would waste no time making her feelings known to him which made Akumu flustered beyond belief but very happy to know that she reciprocated his feelings for her.
First to Apologize: Both. These two never had a fight before but in the scenario that they did, they wouldn’t be mad at each other for long and they’ll apologize to each other before the day is over. Akumu would feel too guilty about hurting Kyoka and Kyoka’s anger would fade into sadness quick at the thought of Akumu being angry at her.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Kyoka. By a wide margin, she’s way more easy to approach compared to Akumu and naturally, she’s a more open and friendly person to be around with her cheerful nature while Akumu has a terrifying reputation around kids his age and even some adults too.
Best Caregiver: Kyoka. Due to being a clone of Kanon, her knowledge about biology and the human body is outmatched despite her age so she knows how to care for someone who is sick and/or injured, this heavily applies to Akumu who often visits for treatment for his…condition, Kyoka would watch her mother perform treatment on him and eventually became familiar on how to take care of Akumu when he got “sick”.
Does The Cooking: Kyoka. While she’s not at gourmet chef level, her cooking skills are good and she’s improving everyday, she loves cooking with her Aunt Reika and would always show off what she learned with either her mother or Akumu, both of them love her cooking and it makes Kyoka giddy every time.
Does The Housework: Akumu. He can’t cook, in fact, he’s not allowed in the kitchen without supervision but he’s great at cleaning up and doing housework due to living with Max in his cabin, he’d also help Death Row Block with cleaning up their house whenever he comes over to visit.
Overprotective One: Akumu. It’s no contest that between him and Kyoka, he is the more protective one with him glaring and threatening anyone that comes close to Kyoka or that he feels have bad intentions towards her, he would have one hand touching Kyoka while his other is always on the handle of his dagger whenever they go out.
Speaks The Most: Kyoka. Akumu can go days without speaking and never notice until someone points it out which makes sense given that he’s a novice assassin but Kyoka is a happy go lucky girl who loves to talk and learn and ask questions about anything that captures her interests, it’s one of the many things Akumu loves about her.
Designated Driver: Neither. Both of them don’t know how to drive nor are they legally allowed to but Kyoka could always learn on her own if she wanted to.
Has Good Penmanship: Kyoka. Again, this is due to being Kanon’s copy and that includes having good handwriting that is neat and eligible to read, way better than Akumu’s chicken scratch.
Most Relationship Experience: Neither. They are each other’s first ever relationship and if Akumu could have it his way, their last.
Subtle To Changes: Kyoka. She’s way more aware and emotionally intelligent than Akumu and she knows him far too well for him to hide any changes or burdens plaguing him so if she sees him upset then that’s when she becomes aggressively optimistic and won’t leave him by himself until he feels better which unironically, always works much to his amusement and Kyoka’s delight.
The One Who Proposes: Akumu. This wouldn’t happen until far into the future where the two are of age but Akumu would take the plunge and propose to Kyoka in a place that means a lot to the two of them or in the woods where they had a picnic date, Kyoka would tackle him screaming yes before he could get the words out.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. Akumu more so given his protective nature but Kyoka refuses to let anything harm him ever again if she had anything to say about it.
JiMire (Jiro Yamada x Sumire Shinomiya)
First to Confess: Jiro. Sumire tried to beat him to it but her nerves got the better of her, leading to Jiro just as shyly confessing and asking her to be his girlfriend to which she agreed after a bit of prompting since she was so caught off guard that he actually returned her feelings.
First to Apologize: Jiro. Don’t get me wrong, both him and Sumire would hold a grudge over it for a bit, the two of them are quite stubborn when one is in the wrong but after a bit of reflection and perhaps a talk with his brother, Jiro would apologize first, knowing that no argument could be worth his relationship.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Jiro. He’s more well liked amongst people his age and despite being a bit of a delinquent himself, he doesn’t have nearly an extensive criminal record like Sumire who is on first name basis with the entirety of Japan’s police force.
Best Caregiver: Sumire. Even though she’s bad at taking care of herself and taking breaks, she’s a lot more attentive to Jiro and his needs whenever he’s sick, she gets hyper focused on nursing him back to health all while mumbling under her breath about how “this wouldn’t happen if you’d just listen to me”.
Does The Cooking: Sumire. She’s improved a lot with her cooking especially now that she’s living on her own with her androids who teach her how to be self sufficient, now whenever she invites Jiro over, she cooks meals and snacks for them to enjoy together.
Does The Housework: Jiro. He’s exceptionally good at cleaning from both doing odd jobs and from Ichiro getting him and Saburo to help him clean their apartment almost biweekly, he jokingly calls Sumire lazy for having machines clean for her instead of doing it herself.
Overprotective One: Both. Jiro is protective of Sumire in the way a normal teenage boy is protective over his girlfriend by getting other guys to back off when trying to flirt with her. Sumire is protective of Jiro in the way that she is paranoid that someone will use or harm him in an attempt to get to her.
Speaks The Most: Sumire. Jiro talks a lot too but Sumire meets with a lot of people almost daily on top of running a cyberterrorist organization so she’s almost always in conversation with someone even if she doesn’t want to.
Designated Driver: Sumire. She’s not legally educated on how to drive but she does know how to drive by being self taught plus she made her own means of transportation with her aircraft so technically she’s not on the road according to her own twisted logic.
Has Good Penmanship: Sumire. Despite what her lab notes may have you believe otherwise, she actually has good penmanship when she’s doing regular handwriting meanwhile Jiro’s handwriting is barely legible enough to be able to read.
Most Relationship Experience: Jiro. They weren’t actual relationships more so just Jiro trying to find where he is on the scale and being curious about his sexuality, they at most lasted a few days before sizzling out and he came to the conclusion that he liked girls and boys equally.
Subtle To Changes: Sumire. This comes almost naturally to her as she is quite perceptive and normally has an easy read on people, Jiro being no exception, in fact, it’s not far fetched to say that she knows how Jiro is feeling before he himself could identify it.
The One Who Proposes: Jiro. It would be very reminiscent of their confession with him beating Sumire to the punch before she could get the question out herself. In a perfect world, the two of them can be together in peace and perhaps look back on their wild, crazy teenage years and laugh together.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Both. In a sense that they’re both too stubborn to let the other sacrifice themselves, not wanting to lose the other half of their heart, but they’ll be damned together if they’re not gonna put up one hell of a fight to try and live.
SabuAiko (Saburo Yamada x Aiko Shinomiya)
First to Confess: Aiko. Let’s be honest, she had been in love with Saburo since their first meeting and becoming friends while also getting closer to each other has only caused those feelings to grow, so after getting the courage and encouragement from her sister in law, she went to go find Saburo and confessed to him to which he stuttered his way into agreement.
First to Apologize: Aiko. She absolutely hates fighting and seeing the people she loves upset even more, she actually goes out of her way to avoid conflict and if she can’t then she will immediately disengage the situation and apologize, devoting herself to making it up to Saburo even if he was in the wrong.
Most Popular/Charismatic: Aiko. Even with all his intelligence, Saburo lacks the social skills or emotional maturity that Aiko has in spades, his tendency to insult people or compare them to his brother pushes them away while Aiko is well loved by many due to her kindness and respect she has to even strangers.
Best Caregiver: Aiko. One of her core features as an android is to care for the sick and injured and even if she wasn’t an A.I., she’d still be more effective in taking care of people than Saburo, she quite likes it when she does take care of them whenever he comes down with an illness or gets hurt due to his older brother’s recklessness.
Does The Cooking: Aiko. She does most if not all the cooking for her family on top of knowing over 1,000 recipes to recreate and make, this applies to cooking for Saburo for when he comes over to hangout, it never fails to fluster him every time but it makes his fondness for her grow even more.
Does The Housework: Saburo. Much like his older brothers, Saburo is exceptionally good at keeping the house clean, in fact, his room is the cleanest place in his family’s apartment and he prides himself on the fact that he’s a very clean and neat individual plus he figures that he could help Aiko with at least something since she takes care of everything else.
Overprotective One: Aiko. It’s in her nature to defend her loved ones from danger but even though Aiko doesn’t seem to acknowledge it, her protectiveness stems from a deep part of her that clings to Saburo because he makes her feel normal and not perpetually stuck in time so whenever she perceives a threat against him, she gets desperate to protect him at all costs.
Speaks The Most: Aiko. She’s very chatty and talkative, most of her and Saburo’s online calls consist of her talking his ear off when he’s doing work, hacking, or when they’re playing a game together. One would think that Saburo would be annoyed with her constant chatter but surprisingly, he actually likes hearing Aiko talk and gets moody and upset if Aiko goes silent.
Designated Driver: Aiko. Despite not having a license or a vehicle to drive with, Aiko does know how to drive and operate a car but due to her (physical) age, she isn’t allowed to legally drive yet but that doesn’t stop her from taking Sumire’s aircraft and flying over to Ikebukuro to pick Saburo up to hang out (which gives him a heart attack every time to see a spaceship outside his window but he supposed it’s better than to have Aiko carry him while she flies around with her wings)
Has Good Penmanship: Both. Saburo has exceptionally good writing for a 14 year old boy and for Aiko, it’s natural for her to have good penmanship as she is a highly intelligent A.I.
Most Relationship Experience: Neither. They are each other’s first relationship but Aiko was nervous because she wasn’t like other human girls and she feared that she was not giving Saburo a “human experience”. When hearing this, Saburo scoffed and reassured Aiko that he preferred her over any human girl his age because she understood him better than most, even his own brothers.
Subtle To Changes: Aiko. There’s really no point in anyone, Saburo included, trying to hide their feelings from Aiko, she’s scarily good at pointing out any changes in a person’s demeanor or what’s going on in their head. She has no malicious intent behind it, quite the opposite, Aiko lives to help the people she cares about the most and she’d do whatever she can to make them feel better.
The One Who Proposes: Aiko. In a future where both of them have matured and are ready for that sort of commitment, Aiko would be the one to propose to Saburo, even though he’s human and she’s an android who can’t age, she would still want to be by his side for the rest of his life, she knows what that would entail and she’d be ready for that commitment.
The One Who Dies Protecting The Other: Aiko. It would be the ultimate act of love to her, knowing that the love of her life would continue to live on because she saved him would make her feel at peace with her sacrifice, she would have no regrets.
