dance to this

koda clarington-smythe. 22. please be nice.

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: i meant dad, not the asshole. the asshole can go choke on tar for all i care

SPENCER: but i'm glad he's excited. kind of worried he wouldn't be

KODA: why wouldn't he be?

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: and what kind of vibe is he giving off about it?

KODA: dad or father?

KODA: dad is excited

KODA: father doesn't know

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: sounds good. i'm actually kind of excited

SPENCER: i feel like a loser nerd for saying that

KODA: you're not a loser nerd

KODA: it'll be fun

KODA: plus, it's set during dad's lunch break so father won't be around

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: i love you too

SPENCER: and i promise

SPENCER: so, have you talked to dad yet?

KODA: I have

KODA: dad is down for lunch on Sat, if that's cool w/ you?

KODA: and yes, I'll be going too

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: you love me

KODA: you sure about that?

KODA: kidding; I do

KODA: just be safe, mmkay?

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: i'm spencer

KODA: yes so that automatically makes you 500% more stubborn

KODA: sorry I forgot I was dealing with an actual asshat

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: i'm a clarington. i'm a smythe

KODA: so am I but I'm not /that/ stubborn

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: just insurance

KODA: smh

KODA: why are you so stubborn

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: wrinkles, ko

KODA: just answer the question you fuck I'm going to get wrinkles anyways

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: nothing is going to happen, ko

SPENCER: i've got insurance

KODA: like actual health insurance or gang insurance??

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: again, you worry too much

KODA: for good reason

KODA: as your older sibling it is my job to worry

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: thank you

SPENCER: nah, all the good ones die young

KODA: you're welcome

KODA: oh god please don't get shot and die before thirty

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: kind of miss them, honestly. even the asshole

SPENCER: but don't tell him i said that

SPENCER: that was kind of inevitable anyway

KODA: I'll tell dad you miss him, but not father

KODA: rude.

KODA: it's inevitable for you too, you know

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: i'm feeling generous. tell you what

SPENCER: you set up a lunch thing with dad and make sure the asshole isn't around and i'll show up

SPENCER: i'll even dress like a civilized person

SPENCER: worrying causes wrinkles

KODA: I can do that. I think he'll like it

KODA: thank you

KODA: then I guess I'll be a wrinkly old person

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: have they like -- said anything about me lately?

SPENCER: nothing. don't worry

KODA: dad misses you. father is too proud to admit it.

KODA: I always worry.

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: thanks. and i'll consider it. as long as he doesn't put the asshole on the phone

SPENCER: if the police come knocking on your door after tomorrow night and ask where i was y'know tomorrow night, then we were totally hanging out all night

KODA: I'll try and keep father busy when you do decide to call dad

KODA: ...what the hell are you getting into?

[kodaclarmythe]

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SPENCER: how about you call him for me?

SPENCER: so are you gonna be my alibi or not?

KODA: ...fine. I'll tell him you're doing okay.

KODA: I still think you should call him, though.

KODA: yes, I'll be your damn alibi

KODA: for who?