Ran down the stairs at work yesterday in a long skirt and felt like I was the main character in a romantasy novel descending the stairs in a castle as my skirt floated around me 💅🏻
Going back to my cubicle really killed the vibe
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Ran down the stairs at work yesterday in a long skirt and felt like I was the main character in a romantasy novel descending the stairs in a castle as my skirt floated around me 💅🏻
Going back to my cubicle really killed the vibe
SNL Trump: “I’m a Hufflepuff! No bitch, you work at Staples!”
Me: *a Hufflepuff who used to work at Staples* Hey what the fuck
You ever just re-read an old fanfic you wrote for the nostalgia and then suddenly your obsession with the character you wrote about hits full-swing?
Me waiting for all the Halloween decor to hit the stores
My mom accidentally called sparkling water “gassy water” and I shall only be referring to it by that name from now on
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
My musical friends: "So.. What is everyone's favorite starkid song.?"
*Them all listing normal songs*
Them "What about you..?"
Me:
Omg YES
Jeff is iconic
Absolute masterpiece 👌🏻😂
Every now and then I think back to the time I met Panic! At the Disco during their Death of a Bachelor tour and right after introductions, when were lining up for a photo I blurted out “Oh I don’t feel so short today!” as I stood next to Brenden. Y’all, I had finally met my favorite band and I called the lead singer short. Thankfully they all laughed but I felt mortified for a minute
I don’t feel like posting today so
BILL NYE!!!!!!
ok, ok. You guys win. I’ll put on Bill Nye. But only this one time.
YEAAAAH!!!
BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Middle School science class got 100% better when Bill Nye was involved.
Me: *decides to finally go to sleep at 1:15am*
My brain: *right as I close my eyes* hey was that detergent you put in the washer for tomorrow’s load the regular tide or tide with bleach? Cause it would be a shame if you ruined all your work clothes
Me: *sighs and gets out of bed to check*
The Skeleton War 2014
They’re ready
PR Stunt - Part 4
Warnings: angst, sad reader, bitchy blonde lady, cheater seb?
Word count: 837
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You walked to the beach, tears still threatening to fall from your glassy eyes. You look around, watching all the beach goers and the happy couples and family’s making you frown in disappointment. When you see no sign of Sebastian, you sigh and made your way to an empty spot on the beach.
You placed your towel down and put your bag beside it. You sat down on the towel and looked out into the ocean. You pulled out your phone from your bag to send a text to Sebastian to let him know where you were.
You placed your phone down and grabbed your sunscreen from you bag and started to apply it. Once you applied it, you put the bottle back into your bag and grabbed your phone again to check to see if Seb replied.
Locking your phone, you sighed and put it back into your bag. He couldn’t even text you back?
You removed your sunglasses from your head and put them properly on your face. You slid off your flip flops and removed your vest top and shorts chucking them into your bag. You weren’t gonna let him ruin your holiday, so you laid back and sunbathed listening to the waves of the ocean crash onto the sandy beach and the giggling of children having fun.
It was about an hour when you were disturbed by a beachball hitting your arm jolting you awake. Pushing your sunglasses to the top of your head, you watched as two young children came running up to you to get their ball back.
“Sorry, miss.” The little girl smiled as she and the little boy grabbed the ball.
“It’s okay, no harm done.” You smiled back, watching as they ran back to their parents.
You fished out your phone from your bag to check the time. 11:47.
Your stomach started to growl, letting you know it was time for something to eat.
Seeing no messages from Sebastian, you gave up waiting. Chucking your phone back into your bag and putting your shorts back on, you shook your towel to get rid of the sand that stuck to the bottom and folded it up to put neatly in you’re back.
You stood up, slid your flipflops back on and made your way back to your hotel to have a shower and get ready for lunch.
As you walked off the beach, you saw a bunch of paparazzi with their shouting and cameras flashing. You looked over to see who it was they were crowding, and what you saw broke your heart.
(I had to use this photo, his face kills me every time I see it 😂😂)
You stopped. Tears threatening to spill from your eyes as you looked at him, and he looked at you. His heart also shattered.
Sebastian watched you for a few minutes, open and closing his mouth as if he wanted to say something but didn’t know what.
So, the blonde woman from the elevator a few hours ago, the same blonde lady who assumed you were pregnant. She looked over to where Sebastian was looking and saw you, and she smirked. Leaning over to kiss his cheek dangerously close to his lips as he ripped his head away, but not to obvious to draw attention.
Shaking your head, you grabbed your bag close to you and speed walked into the hotel to the elevator.
Walking in and waiting for the doors to close. You waited until you reached your floor, and fished out your door key, slamming the door behind you.
As soon as the door was closed, your whole world fell apart. You slid down the door, tears freely falling down your rosy, red cheeks. Your head falling into your hands, as you silently cried.
Trying to calm yourself, you took deep breathes to try and get your breathing under control. You fished out your phone and sent a text to Chris (Evans) who was your best friend, and who introduced you to Sebastian in the first place.
Taking a deep breath, you put locked your phone and put it on the coffee table and booked a flight within the next hour. Once it was booked, you started to pack. Luckily you didn’t take much out of your case, so it didn’t take long to gather all your things together.
Placing your door key onto the coffee table, you checked the hotel once more to make sure you have everything and then grabbed your case and walked to the elevator.
When you reached the lobby, you rolled your suitcase and walked out of the hotel and called for a cab to take you to the airport.
The driver helped you put your case into the boot (trunk) of the car and you told him your destination. When the cab driver pulled away and started to drive, you looked out of the window.
In the distance, you could see Sebastian still holding hands and kissing the blonde lady.
Shaking your head, you looked down at your lap and waited until you arrived for your flight.
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Me after reading this chapter 😭
Can’t wait to see what happens next though, I’m 100% hooked
My current mood . I have just broken my hand after just getting back to work after another injury. Fuck my life.
The two on the left straight up look like the intro footage in the beginning of a late 80s sitcom when they’re listing the cast and I love it 😂
October can’t come soon enough
This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.
This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.
Literally me going home from work today
HAPPY SEPTEMBER 21st Y’ALL!!
I was looking at Michael’s Halloween decorations online for fun and they’re really killing it with the product photos for the skeleton decorations 😂 Here are some of my favorites:
This kitten born and raised on a Turkish military base ‘marches’ with the soldiers!
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