dat egg

wassup homeslices

[barryogg]

Hmm

[barryogg]

This is getting lots of notes, so guess what

[minyoongislaysme]

im screaming

[valtsv]

ive never proofread a single thing ive written in my life as soon the words are outside my brain i no longer recognize them as mine and i want nothing more to do with them

[dreamiemirage]

Some people need to learn to use the block button instead of constantly engaging with people

[anarcho-dykeism]

advice for both fighting games and social media

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mizoguchi]

[treethymes]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[baldheadedlilboy]

“Bitch cone get me, not only is he ugly but his dishes talk!” “Who you talking to Belle?” “Uh… No one…. bitch that was his plate!”

[whatthehellisgoingon9374-deacti]

[thrussy]

Quarantine? The hoe that made pulp fiction?

[shittysadpossumposts]

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

so you know how when ur emailing someone back and forth, every draft gmail saves then is visible to both people in that conversation? i emailed one of my professors and it took him like 4 drafts to figure out how to say 'no problem, thank you' and it calms me to no end seeing we all struggle with basic human interaction sometimes

[lokiphobe]

[anime--irl]

[spacejunkery]

Korrasami comic based off this post

[the-middle-eastern-feminist]

[strengthins0lidarity]

Self-fulfilling prophecy.

[therealsideoffeminism]

Lmao what? It’s literally the other way around. Christ, women are getting so weak these days

[cooltrainerzero]

Nicely done, sir.

[duelling]

Your very best friend in the whole wide world.

[ilya-thewarlock]

I see no difference.

[aces-to-apples]

how dare you make the funniest post about jaskier in the entire fandom

[ruffboi-mags]

i don't understand why this is funny?

it's just two pictures of jaskier

[beka-tiddalik]

One's a cock and the other is a rooster.

[kofukechup]

Friendship

me: *has terrible thought*

friend: *says terrible thought out loud*

me: OH THANK GOD