Kogane Licenced Trash

The name is Noah Connor, 21 yo, mexican boi . Random content, dank memes and currently Voltron trash.

[80slesbiab]

that’s it that’s the whole fucking show

[machetelanding]

[pi-la]

[allcapsmadbitch]

a little known fact

[dankmemeuniversity]

[miyata0529-deactivated20181217]

愛Likeハンバーガー！

[sashayed]

you know when you read a piece of writing so effortless, so graceful and unpretentious that you are both a) thrilled to the point that you have to put it down and walk in a quick circle to make it last longer but also b) PHYSICALLY INCAPACITATED with snarling jealousy and rage

[toddhowardxreader]

When i was in middle school i was banned frm the twilight wiki bc i kept changing Edward’s photo to this

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

i can’t believe tolkien was too catholic to realize how gay he was making lord of the rings

[redstarovermoundcity]

[ginkohs]

thank u for the kind messages…have this at least

[jvlianbashir]

when you find an academic source that’s perfect for your paper but it’s behind a pay wall

[dariaquotes]

[palecut]

me everyday

[deadbeatmaker]

think coming out as gay is hard? Try telling people you’ve never seen lord of the rings

[hellfucingshitfuck-deactivated2]

hades isn’t a badass. hades named his three-headed-guard-of-the-underworld-dog spot. hades whispers to his flowers to make them grow. hades grows fruit. there’s no sun in the underworld.

hades isn’t a badass. stop saying this false thing

[oldcicadahymns-archived]

#hades probably double knots his laces

[zenosanalytic]

In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).

Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.

[ronandhermy]

He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.   

[ghostcat3000]

Filed under: Favorite Myths

[johnbodyheat]

Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for. 

[darkbookworm13-deactivated20240]

I love this post every time I see it.

[hello-im-a-reylo]

THIS IS MY FAV MYTHOLOGY POST EVER

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

Who else out here trying to ignore the fact that longtime romantic love just might never be a part of your life

[cloysterbell]

Everyone who’s saying that this will kill Tumblr is weak. Tumblr died in 2013 when Yahoo first bought it and those of us who are still here are ghosts 

[crypticarus]

Had some big trouble with my pc (which i use to draw and play games) so I had a lot of stress ;7; drew some sheeth doodles to calm down

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