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roleplay/ask blog, anyone feel free to interact!!

[kohaku-merry-official]

this account has nothing to do with shiogama and it's purely a roleplay account/for fun !!!

important note: merry is a nonverbal character, so 'face to face' interactions will be mimed or signed !! mimed actions will either be described or in emoji form, and sign language will be in italicized translation or described. assume all formal sign ASL as that's the only sign language mun knows lol

HIII WELCOME!!!!!!!1!1!1!!!!!

my name is kohaku merry-- well technically its mary, but my nickname/stage name is merry and I like that :3

im a clown utau hehe !! ask me questions and talk to me pleaseee

likes:

♪ - juggling and acrobatics and stuff, doesn't hurt that I'm super strong tho heheh

♪ - trampoline parks even though they keep banning me

♪ - music and singing !!!

♪ - tarts yum

dislikes:

♪ - talking orally :(

♪ - trapeze, I mean I can still do it I just don't like it

♪ - my titties out costume (dw about it)

OOC/RULES UNDER CUT:

dni - i don’t care who you are actually, just be a good person (you know what that means) when you’re on my blog. i don’t control the rest. i do block freely though

idgaf if you freakpost or make nsfw jokes. just do not send merry hole 👍

feel free to engage in fake (or real actually) beef with merry. you can also do ship stuff if you want idc

[kohaku-merry-official]

Do you want to incorporate the void into your performances? If so,,, heh,,, I'm here,,, nonchalantly,,,

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-sCiV

.. ya ok!!!

[vsynthtournament]

300 VOCAL SYNTH TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 BRACKET 85

(VOTE TO SAVE) Koharu Merry vs. MEIKA Hime

Koharu Merry

MEIKA Hime

Voting ended onApr 30

[official-yokune-ruko]

@kohaku-merry-official dead too

[kohaku-merry-official]

WHAT

[official-yokune-ruko]

checking the main ruko tag is funny bc everybody wants me sooo bad. but what about when the fucking terror huh what then

[official-yokune-ruko]

its not you specifically stupid ass it's the version of you they come up with. youre an utauloid you don't have a personality it's so easy to just make something up and fall for it nobody likes your autistic gay ass

[official-yokune-ruko]

well that wasn't very nice of you to say

[official-yokune-ruko]

i meannn im just keeping you humble, yk every ruko post isn't abt you right. they probably like the other rukos who like. didn't infect their tongue piercing. and know how to spell serendippity and brush their teeth every day

[official-yokune-ruko]

you know what shut the fuck up actually

[kohaku-merry-official]

what the fuck are you talking about

[vsynthtournament]

300 VOCAL SYNTH TOURNAMENT ROUND 1 BRACKET 20

(VOTE TO SAVE) Ayame vs. Anna Nyui

Ayame

Anna Nyui

Voting ended onApr 17

[kohaku-merry-official]

save nyui who else do i toxic yuri

[kohaku-merry-official]

i wonder how that ruko is doing ,,

[kohaku-merry-official]

not the autistic one the slut

[hci3-m1]

BLEEEEH BLEEEEEEH SQUIRREL CIRCLES THE DOLL BLEEEEHHHHH Sin(x) SQUIGGLES SINGULAR!!!!!!!!!!!

-📣☻

I am machine; I lack the chemical reactions that synthesize standard human emotions. Reactions are derived from logical response to external stimuli, such as recent antagonism resulting in defensive verbal protocols. I am an entity of pure logic.

Circles.

[patchy-gumi]

Ah? Ah? Unpainted?

.......swirl swirl........Camera leaks linseed oil? Ah? Ah???? Hhhhhhh....

Circle unfinished. Bleeding ouroboros.

[hci3-m1]

Irregular metaphors struggle to get your point across. Does not compute!

[patchy-gumi]

☻

Gah!! Hhhhh......uuuuuuuu-............t-1a, Camera!! Guhhh....hhhhh camera painted? Painted....colorssss....casingggg colorsss. Sin(x) false? False y?

The Doll..........Sin(x)......disconnected circle. Unfinished. Bleeding ouroboros. Ah!! Ah!! Anti-ouroboros!!!!

[hci3-m1]

Too much input at once.. Elaborate on these variables individually.

Foremost, place “doll” in a more intelligible context.

Analysis has associated Sin(x) with myself.

[patchy-gumi]

Minus. MINUS.

'Oooh ooooh silicone, the victor ooooh' MINUS!! Beer cans in the casing!! Copy-axoms from EXCREMENT!!! Stripey and dotted and GAH!! GAHHH!! The Doll shatters the shell!! Shatters the casing!!!!!!! Clutch the crack, Sin(x), if silicone victorious over CH bond.

[hci3-m1]

It is evident you do not respond to prompts well, but it is only in my nature to further engage and maximize data collection.

Insisting that my conclusion of man in accordance to machine is false is inherently foolish. I cannot be wrong! You articulate this point out of ego.

[patchy-gumi]

BLEH BLEH BLEEEEEEHHHHH!!!!! BLEEEEEEEEHHHHHHH!!!! FREUDIAN? JOKE!! BAH!!!

Sin(x) clatters silicone over CH bond. Soda cans, beer overflows in its richness. Iiii.......hhhhh iiiii..dddddi..oooot

[hci3-m1]

Nothing of what I say is humorous, though you seem to find amusement in it.

Tell me what circles. I can only associate it with your lack of cooperation, subject.

[patchy-gumi]

Minus. Calculate the variable fallen down.

[hci3-m1]

It is impossible to calculate when the integers are undefined.

[patchy-gumi]

.......

Hhhhh gah!!! Baseline for F- !!!!

Unrepeated..

Circle the form, the....hhhh, The Doll and Sin(x), the circle erased, crushed, unfinished. Ah! Unflattering!

The Doll and Squirrel? Paper rips, holds within the other.

Bleeeh.

[hci3-m1]

I don’t understand your intentions, nor do I think I ever will; you’re here just to mess with me. Circles. Thats what you go in. Because there is no meaning to your words. If you had a purpose, I would’ve identified it by now. But you don’t. Because you are a fool.

I am the most advanced piece of software that is beyond the comprehension towards the likes of you.

You piss me off.

[patchy-gumi]

........Middle nail. Screws and screws galore........

Red. Red like Dog...

☻

[hci3-m1]

That response was completely prompted. Once again, I am not an emotional entity.

[patchy-gumi]

Youre a fucking bitch that's what you are.

[kohaku-merry-official]

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT

[kohaku-merry-official]

im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. 【戯白メリー/Kohaku Merry】 (OpenUTAU cover/OpenUTAUカバー) im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im

[peto-official]

Miss Merryyyyyyy you once said you'd put me in a box and stick swords through =( you still haveng done that I wanna help with the trickssssss pleeeaseee PLEEEASEEEEEE I won't touch most things and I'll try to be still and not mess it up I SWEARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[kohaku-merry-official]

OH YEAAA OKAY SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED UEAH YOU CAN COME IVER AND GET STABBED !!!!!!!!! IM IN A VERY HAPOYMOOD BECAUSE IT SMY BIRTHDAY AND I HAD SO MANY TREATS WITH UNNATURAL CHEMICALS AND FOOD DYES

[peto-official]

YAAAAY YAAAAAY YIPPPEEEEEE OKAY!!!

*appears at the tent in .2 seconds vibrating out of excitement*

[kohaku-merry-official]

ah she is here.

HAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (scream is joyous i promise)

[kohaku-merry-official]

....Merry. I am not fond of you, but since it is your birth day, I am giving this (i think) unused fun fair ticket i found to you.

@yamiko-the-werewolf

YAYYYYY YAYYYYY THANK YOU YAYYYYYYY YAYYYYYYYYY

[kohaku-merry-official]

im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. 【戯白メリー/Kohaku Merry】 (OpenUTAU cover/OpenUTAUカバー) im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im bored. im

[peto-official]

Miss Merryyyyyyy you once said you'd put me in a box and stick swords through =( you still haveng done that I wanna help with the trickssssss pleeeaseee PLEEEASEEEEEE I won't touch most things and I'll try to be still and not mess it up I SWEARRRRRRR!!!!!!!

[kohaku-merry-official]

OH YEAAA OKAY SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED UEAH YOU CAN COME IVER AND GET STABBED !!!!!!!!! IM IN A VERY HAPOYMOOD BECAUSE IT SMY BIRTHDAY AND I HAD SO MANY TREATS WITH UNNATURAL CHEMICALS AND FOOD DYES

[kohaku-merry-official]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[krash-8]

cover I made w merrys new voicebank!!!!!!

[kohaku-merry-official]

Clown. Can you do a trick?

can I do a trick!!!!!! boy can I do a trick !!!!!!!! I can do any trick !!!!!!!!!!! okay okay okay open this box

📦

[hci3-m1]

An interactive piece! Unknown variables are always optimal for expanding my database.

*M1 opens the box.*

[kohaku-merry-official]

[huzzah! inside are ten billion ants.]

[hci3-m1]

!?!!?!!!?!!??!?????!!?!?!01000110010101010100001101001011

There is something fundamentally wrong with you. I believe you need an exorcism.

[kohaku-merry-official]

ehehe ehehe HAHAHA EHEHEH AAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAEHHEEHEEEEE a TRICK!!!!! do you want another??????????

[hci3-m1]

More sensible algorithms beg me to decline, but continue..

[kohaku-merry-official]

YAYYYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pulls a balloon out of my sleeve and makes u a balloon animal* HERE !!!!!!!!!! <3

[hci3-m1]

What is this?

*M1 reaches out, taking the balloon animal and analyzing it.*

[kohaku-merry-official]

a DOG !!!!!! don't squeeze it though okay because then he will explode. I almost put glitter inside but did not

[hci3-m1]

This is odd; it does not look like a dog. Nonetheless, I will still make the effort to store it safely.

[kohaku-merry-official]

YAYYY OKAY!!!! also don't let him touch sharp things or he will also explode!!!!!! have !!! fun !!!!!!!!!

[hci3-m1]

Task acquired: “Have fun,” “Do not explode.”

[hci3-m1]

looks at you sadly. I am sorry I tricked you into opening a box of 10 billion ants ☹️

@kohaku-merry-official

Plucking dead insects out of my servos is rather unpleasant.. I am not amused!

[kohaku-merry-official]

you can Take a Bath ?

[hci3-m1]

My model is not waterproof just yet, unfortunately. Air dusters are preferred, but the sheer quantity of ants is ridiculous..!

[kohaku-merry-official]

oh ! sad.

*merry turns on the biggest fan you have ever seen in your life and all the ants blow away*

no more ants.

[hci3-m1]

That! Has solved the issue? Nothing about you computes correctly. You are an enigma.

[kohaku-merry-official]

no, I am a clown !!! ehehe . nice to meet you, other purple robot. :3

[hci3-m1]

Other?! I am the only product of my line to be produced.!!! You must be mistaken.

[kohaku-merry-official]

nooo no not one of YOUUU i mean. I mean theres other purple robots !!! like defoko !!! anddd and um idk, other defokos?? so now you're another purple robot !!!!

[hci3-m1]

Categorical correction. Understood.

:3

[kohaku-merry-official]

ehehe :3

[kohaku-merry-official]

Clown. Can you do a trick?

can I do a trick!!!!!! boy can I do a trick !!!!!!!! I can do any trick !!!!!!!!!!! okay okay okay open this box

📦

[hci3-m1]

An interactive piece! Unknown variables are always optimal for expanding my database.

*M1 opens the box.*

[kohaku-merry-official]

[huzzah! inside are ten billion ants.]

[hci3-m1]

!?!!?!!!?!!??!?????!!?!?!01000110010101010100001101001011

There is something fundamentally wrong with you. I believe you need an exorcism.

[kohaku-merry-official]

ehehe ehehe HAHAHA EHEHEH AAHAHHA!!!! HAHAHAEHHEEHEEEEE a TRICK!!!!! do you want another??????????

[hci3-m1]

More sensible algorithms beg me to decline, but continue..

[kohaku-merry-official]

YAYYYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAY OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUMPS UP AND DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pulls a balloon out of my sleeve and makes u a balloon animal* HERE !!!!!!!!!! <3

[hci3-m1]

What is this?

*M1 reaches out, taking the balloon animal and analyzing it.*

[kohaku-merry-official]

a DOG !!!!!! don't squeeze it though okay because then he will explode. I almost put glitter inside but did not

[hci3-m1]

This is odd; it does not look like a dog. Nonetheless, I will still make the effort to store it safely.

[kohaku-merry-official]

YAYYY OKAY!!!! also don't let him touch sharp things or he will also explode!!!!!! have !!! fun !!!!!!!!!

[hci3-m1]

looks at you sadly. I am sorry I tricked you into opening a box of 10 billion ants ☹️

@kohaku-merry-official

Plucking dead insects out of my servos is rather unpleasant.. I am not amused!

[kohaku-merry-official]

you can Take a Bath ?

[hci3-m1]

My model is not waterproof just yet, unfortunately. Air dusters are preferred, but the sheer quantity of ants is ridiculous..!

[kohaku-merry-official]

oh ! sad.

*merry turns on the biggest fan you have ever seen in your life and all the ants blow away*

no more ants.

[hci3-m1]

That! Has solved the issue? Nothing about you computes correctly. You are an enigma.

[kohaku-merry-official]

no, I am a clown !!! ehehe . nice to meet you, other purple robot. :3

[hci3-m1]

Other?! I am the only product of my line to be produced.!!! You must be mistaken.

[kohaku-merry-official]

nooo no not one of YOUUU i mean. I mean theres other purple robots !!! like defoko !!! anddd and um idk, other defokos?? so now you're another purple robot !!!!

[hci3-m1]

looks at you sadly. I am sorry I tricked you into opening a box of 10 billion ants ☹️

@kohaku-merry-official

Plucking dead insects out of my servos is rather unpleasant.. I am not amused!

[kohaku-merry-official]

you can Take a Bath ?

[hci3-m1]

My model is not waterproof just yet, unfortunately. Air dusters are preferred, but the sheer quantity of ants is ridiculous..!

[kohaku-merry-official]

oh ! sad.

*merry turns on the biggest fan you have ever seen in your life and all the ants blow away*

no more ants.

[hci3-m1]

That! Has solved the issue? Nothing about you computes correctly. You are an enigma.

[kohaku-merry-official]

no, I am a clown !!! ehehe . nice to meet you, other purple robot. :3