Lady of the Waters

Koistaff parody blog [Icon by overcastedsays]

[koi-pond-queen]

⊱✿⊰ Welcome to the pond, dear! ⊱✿⊰

Hello, dears! My name is Koistaff and welcome to my pond! I'm the resident healer that resides from the Kingdom of Thieves' Den! Don't be shy to come by my waters and have a chat! Although, I do apologize if my little brother greets you instead of me... He doesn't bite! All that much.... [Also featured: Shurifin and Kramptana]

₊˚.༄ My rules, my little guppies! -> I don't know why you'd want to ask anything naughty towards me, but go ahead if you insist! -> Kindness! Kindness is key, guppies! Remember to be nice! -> If I want you out of the pond, I shall. -> I'll come up with more if need be, so make sure to check back with me!

-> Okay. So. Never expected to make a Koistaff blog considering I A. Don't main Vine in the slightest or B. Just never thought I'd have muse for ANY form of a Vinestaff.... But Koi has my heart rn. -> This blog prolly won't be active like.... At all. But hopefully I get some interaction with her!!! Darling fishy lady... -> All of my previous blogs' rules apply here too -> Any and all interactions are welcomed!! -> IC answers will be ORANGE/COLORLESS -> OOC answers will be purely COLORLESS -> Lore/HCs post here -> Enjoy! :D

[koi-pond-queen]

ignore my earlier rudeness sorry

which way do you swing then?

"I'm pan, seedling!"

[koi-pond-queen]

token lesbian next questiion

"I... I'm not a lesbian..."

[koi-pond-queen]

Hiiiii Koistaff

Opinions on phighting beans???

(1st and 2nd one idk credits. 3rd one is mspaintshurifin (i think))

"Oh! They're quite cute!"

[koi-pond-queen]

🦴?

"I don't.... Quite understand?"

[koi-pond-queen]

"The Spirit Festival is going wonderfully! Aren't you excited, Spirit Guardian?" -> The large red demon hums, arms crossed over his head as he gave a slight now. Koi giggles, clapping her hands together happily. "I wanna eat all of the food!" "Shurifin no!"

[koi-pond-queen]

🐠

"Glub!"

[koi-pond-queen]

Helloooo Koistaff :3

How have you been?

"I've been well! I've just been getting everything ready for the October Spirit Festival!"

[koi-pond-queen]

Ooo

Mind if I could come to the festival?

"Of course! Everyone's invited to the October Spirit Festival! It's a time for remembrance, community and honor!"

[koi-pond-queen]

Hiiii Koistaff

Being a merdemon is fun tbh. Also, it’s October. What are you going to dress up for Halloween if you celebrate it?

"The Spirit Guardian is going to host the October Spirit Festival!" -> She smiles brightly, her fins wiggling in delight. "A day of honoring the dead, giving our thanks to nature and helping make way for the colder months ahead...! I'm kind of tempted to see if I can ask someone to come to the festival... But I'm also so nervous too..."

[koi-pond-queen]

youre so sigma

"Pardon...?"

[starbright-sunset]

I've made a whole merdemon language and there's like... Basically no rules except for one lmao. It'a gender rule thing. From what I've gathered, typically most "feminine" words/names have "a" at the ending and most masculine words/names have "o" at the ending Now this is different for the merdemon language. "Venshura", which is "Venomshank" has an "a" at the end while "Winyaro", which is Windforce has an "o" at the end. So the deity's names would be the following: - Firbura - Winyaro - Illuyana - Ghotira - Venshura - Dartara - Iceyuma Now for Darkheart, they could technically be "Dartara" OR "Dartaru", "u" is usually used more so for NAMES outside of the gender binary or non-gendered objects [And what I mean by that is something that isn't referred to being attached to someone feminine/masculine. So like "Their hairbrush" / "Its bag of toys" / etc etc <- This also includes neos and stuff like that]

[koi-pond-queen]

thats probably for the best- i wish you luck!!

"I wish you luck as well.... Let's work together to find the deity!"

[koi-pond-queen]

i think only venomshank knows- i'll spread the word!! im worried about them.. really worried... i dont want them to hurt themselves

"I should tell the Spirit Guardian about this... He might be able to help." -> Spirit Guardian?

[koi-pond-queen]

well shit. i... i gotta try to find them now or- i think someone already is? some spirit is.. i dont doubt that they could find them, they are the child of...two literal elder gods. they'll probably be able to find them- well hopefully

"It's best to find the deity.... I know they're unable to die... But I fear for what Darkheart is doing to themselves as we speak. From what I've discovered, Darkheart's.... Self-destructive." "Are.... Are any of their siblings aware of what's going on? Aware that they're missing?"

[koi-pond-queen]

'Sae tarii allamin.... Toyo tahkkai.... Venshura tallieya paraqua....' is what they said uh. i couldnt find anything about it so...

-> Koi hums softly and reads over the words, closing her eyes for a brief moment. The cracks in her arm began to glow... "To the one I've failed... My dear brother.... Venomshank forgive me please..." -> She sighs, opening her eyes and looking away. "There's grief behind every single word... The deity feels as tho they've failed in a grand way. Their disappearance... This cannot be good." "Ancient merdemon languages hasn't been recorded for years... It's verbally taught from generations to generations. I also know this language and tend to use it a lot. My brother however refuses to learn..."

[koi-pond-queen]

hey koistaff!! uh you know darkheart right? they're....really upset & stuff- but they're speaking in.. some language? i cant understand it & i dont think anyone else can, do you mind helping out-?

-> The merdemon glances at you, her eyebrows pinching together anxiously. Darkheart? Was this person talking about the deity who helped her achieve her legs? "I can... Assist you, yes... What did they say?"